Hello

Hi

[ilikeblue094]

I just want them to be happy, but they are making it so hard

[ilikeblue094]

How I wish someone would replace your touch

[ilikeblue094]

Will Byers is a better man than me because if I found out that my best friends joined a dnd club after ignoring my attempts to play with them the entire summer before I moved away, I’d shit on their beds and throw up those little slugs fucker into their socks

[ilikeblue094]

To the person liking all my old Danplan post; are you okay????

[nastiiuu]

Do you think soldiers of L'manburg still remember Tommy as this war hero and meet at a bar and go:

"Yo I saw the general and I heard he came back to life and also killed that Green Guy two times and is good friends with the riches people of the server and the Angel of Death"

"I saw him being under the protection of a machine the warden created"

"Holy shit I heard he has a pet spider!"

"A big one?"

"MASSIVE DUDE!"

Tommy "i am so traumatised my therapist has trauma" innit but all the Slodiers only see their General that won L'manburg its freedom and are in awe of everything he does

"I heard he committed to peace now. Refusing to use the most dangerous weapons and only using low quality ones"

"And he STILL kills mobs easily!"

"I heard he is childhood friends with a powerful demon..."

"Isn't the murderous fairy of the woods also fond of him?"

"Damn."

"I saw the Angel of Death promising his aid to him..."

"You mean the guy that blew our nation up?" "Yeah"

"Mf our General is a madman! (Affectionately)"

They end up exchanging stories about how kind and badass Tommy is

Soldier 1: "He offered me some carrots when I passed by"

Soldier 2: "I heard he isn't that well of rn tho..."

Solider 1, starts crying: "He shared despite not having much himself??!!"

[alwerakoo]

Imagine: Philza and Techno meet for the first time.

Techno is a human and doesn't really understand how hybrids work, especially birds like Phil.

One day, Phil tells him he just "has to meet his son".

They go to Phil's house.

Techno: Wow... He has... Your eyes...

[hellspawnmotel]

maybe we’re friends

[onlyopia]

yeah.

[markets]

Hello, non-Hispanic Dream SMP fan. I'd like to play a game. In front of you is a computer with Quackity's Spanish livestream playing. You may send one message in the chat. If you say anything along the lines of "I dont speak spanish- 😃✋" you will explode and die and be killed and be beaten and die and blow up and disintegrate and burn and be killed and

[space-robinhood]

Credit to @himbothy for the idea/inspo!! (lmk if you aren’t cool with the @) 

[solargeist]

OSMP Tommey and Wiblur, the brothers

[ilphelkiir]

The tables are turning. No longer do I have parasocial relationship with content creators. Now my streamers are only a number to ME.

[alexclaain]

i think it's a bit childish to fight over which character in the dsmp is the best, when quackity from las nevadas is right there in front of us

[jjkyaoi]

c!tommy’s aroace listening to c!ranboo cry about c!tubbo not loving him and then listening to wilbur rant about quackity for the ten thousandth time:

[420technoblazeit]

actually fuck you the only mcytblr red flag is if they dont like ponk

[sbi-survival101]

We got a belt and we’re not afraid to use it!

POTENTIAL PROJECT

[nachosforfree]

Tech no balls 😔