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Update!

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Mr. City

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#mr city was my father please call me owl

sandersstudies

My husband’s job primarily employs adult men but there is one (1) teenage girl and my husband said originally he worried she might be a bit of an outcast but instead every man on the crew was like “huh guess I am a dad/older brother now.”

sandersstudies

She was in a car crash on the way to work one morning and called my husband to let him know she’d be late and he was like wtf guess I’m gonna be late too because I’m coming to pick you up and then he told his team and they were like I think you mean WE are coming.

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Imagine you are a teenage girl probably rushing to get to work and you crash your probably new car and feel absolutely miserable and now you’ll be late to work but then suddenly in the distance a car full of all the adult men you work with just pulls up and is like “we came all the way here to pick you up” the mental image right now is fr.

sandersstudies

Apparently she tried to call her dad but it was 3am and he was obviously sleeping so she called my husband and he not only came to find her but fished her glasses out of the hood of the car (she’d dropped them while looking inside), drove her to the hospital, and told her to take the day off. She insisted on coming back to work so he used his lunch break to watch TV with her to make sure she didn’t doze off (concussion risk).

You’ve heard of the Mom friend but my husband is very much the Dad friend. He said when he answered the phone she said “hey please don’t be mad” and he’s never felt such powerful Fatherhood energy in his life.

sandersstudies

Bold of you to assume he’s not well past that point.

catsbeaversandducks

This is VERY serious. Please keep you black cats inside this Friday the 13th!

Via trustmeimafraggle

catsbeaversandducks

PLEASE keep your black cats safe this Friday the 13th

Unfortunately, whenever a Friday the 13th comes around, we can still hear stories of black cats being abused, tortured, or neglected. There are a lot of disturbed and mean people out there who would want to bring harm to a black cat on that day. PLEASE keep your black cats safe this Friday the 13th!

lonelyroad1988

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i lpove her

fragarach21

Glastonbury Tor, Glastonbury (England).

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I...

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WHAT

sistermiriya-deactivated2021082

Holy shit.

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chromatocloo

Pieces of Viking pottery with traces of cat and dog paws, seen at the Musée de Normandie in Caen Castle

“So back in the day pets already ruined their owner’s artwork.” - My sis who took the photo

tharook

“ruined”? made better

gabbypie64

It’s very humanizing to imagine some poor potter in the past screaming “nnnnooooooo bad kitty” somewhere in Scandinavia

wbicepuppy

If it was ruined, the artisan wouldn’t have baked it.

pumpkin-bread

That’s… that’s a delightful point you just made.

This person chose to bake and keep their cat’s artistic contribution.

roach-works

i was in spain once and there was a building with a tile that had been laid down in roman times: it had a dog’s paw print. and the thing was that after the dog did that print, the wet tile was dried, and then fired, and then shipped, and then laid, and for two thousand years every person who encountered that tile thought ‘aw! paw print!’ and kept it. this vast agreement by thousands of people over all these centuries, in memory of a dog only one of us could have met.

i loved that tile.