don't be daft

💀 & 🧼 | Two army vets living together | Johnny chose the pics, I chose the bloody names. (18+ MDNI!!!)

[ilikebourbon]

ass or tits men

Cock.

[07x1x4x1]

[girlfromflor]

simon feels guilty as he thinks about all the times he has silently cried over johnny's passing with you laying right by his side.

he should have known better than to keep the engagement when all he thinks is about how johnny won't be there to witness it. he should have known better than to lie and say that he's okay when he keeps intentionally remembering johnny's laugh and voice because they started to fade in his mind – and he's panicking every time he can't replay johnny's accent in his head.

he should have known better.

because you know him like the back of your hand. you know he's grieving beyond repair.

and after all that you've been through together, you can't bring yourself to leave him on his own. so you hug him tight at night, even if you know that your arms aren't the ones he needs right now.

based on the song ghostin by Ariana Grande.

[danibee33]

[readgoods]

What if you’re in a relationship with one of the others and he’s just sneakily checking in to see if you’re loyal

[ilikebourbon]

Don't see what's so bad about this 🙄😔

-johnny

[brainlice]

Mission: apply sunscreen on the sergeant’s back (￣^￣)ゞ

[ilikebourbon]

sit on my face?

Aye, if ye sit on mine after tha';)

-johnny

[ilikebourbon]

omg for free?? i’m using my key to get into the apartment

Where did ye get a key, lassie? 🤨 Only one with a spare key is @theorist-fox

-johnny

[theorist-fox]

theo!! are you british (???)

Hello my love!

No, I am Italian, but I'll take this as a compliment

[ilikebourbon]

Well, sometimes she's got a part Brit in her. G

[ilikebourbon]

can i wrap a bow around it

Negative. I got sensitive foreskin. I'll take your mouth, though. G

[ilikebourbon]

hey hey, got a lil something for y'all—inspired by my own little upper respiratory hell I'm in rn.

didja hear about the guy who went to court against an FBI agent with hay fever?

yeah—apparently, he Sudafed (sued-a-fed)

heheh.

Mhm. I'm almost offended you made me read this. Thanks anyway. On another note:

What do you call a soldier who never made it past boot camp?

A Police Officer.

Heh. G

[ilikebourbon]

glad this account is still going strong xx

You have a strange definition of strong, but I'll take it. Thank. G

[ilikebourbon]

Hi Ghost and Johnny!

Haven't been on this app much recently, I hope you're both doing well!!

~✨

Aye! We just got home from a job, so we're ready for sum' R&R:) Gonna try to be a wee bit more active here!

-johnny

[ilikebourbon]

Alright, I have a bunch of questions and since you said you don't really have boundaries, I'll be brave!

Your favourite way to show PDA toward the other?

Your favourite way to do 1. but sneaky and subtly? (e.g. shoulder pats after successful missions, remembering the usual coffee order of the other, etc)

I have seen you repost fics about yourselves, some NSFW. Any pairing you enjoy (e.g Dom/Simon×Sub/Johnny, other way around, AOB pairings, etc.)

Refering to 3.: any pairing you would love to read more about? (In any univers or any pairing)

Do you prefer short stories about yourselves or longer story lines?

Is there a pairing outside of you two you occasionally enjoy reading? (E.g. Simon×Price, Johnny×Reader, etc.)

Last one: Ever had to publically "claim" the other because some overly confident person didn't get the hint that your partner was taken?

Are ya daft? I don't have time to read all that. You may choose one and either Johnny or I will answer, pet. G

[ilikebourbon]

can i wrap a bow around your bicep and see if you can flex enough to break it

Pff, 'course I can;)

-johnny

[moondirti]

Obsessed with Soap’s stupid fucking nape and the fuzzy hair there. He probably gets yanked around by it all the time. It’s probably Ghost’s favourite place to slap. Probably the yummiest place to b..bite. He should cover it up, the whore. Wear exclusively turtlenecks from now on, otherwise i won’t be liable for mauling him

[moondirti]

you have to understand

[raspberryandechinacea]

*taps mic* the category i-oh wait, not that.

Soooo, i was eating chicken wings in a restaurant and i got a silly idea, hope you like it.

Ghost enjoyed this place. Good cheap food, not too busy, low music, plenty of tvs with various sport matches and most important, people minding their own business. A good place to just chill and take a break.

And now he has found another reason to stay when he spots you, cute thing, just eating your chicken wings polished, leaving only clean bones on the plate, without a care in the world. It was the hottest thing he has ever seen.

Hell, he might even run to you and propose.

Well, thank @theorist-fox for enabling me and thanks chicken wings my beloved for the inspiration.

[ilikebourbon]

I do enjoy a good chicken wing. G

[void-my-warranty]

Service Dog Johnny (18+) - Ghost/Fem Reader/Soap

Part 1 - Simon convinces you to fuck Johnny

Part 2 - Your first time with Johnny

Part 3 - Simon gets you ready to fuck Johnny

Part 4 - Johnny fucks you in Simon’s bed

Part 5 - You rescue Johnny

Part 6 - Meet Cute

Part 7 - Sack of Flour

Part 8 - Johnny for dinner

Part 9 - Ghost in the bedroom

Part 10 - Soap bends you over

Part 11 - You spit in Soap's mouth

Part 12 - Ghost cleans you up

Part 13 - Fuck off, Johnny

Part 14 - Ghost holds you under

Part 15 - Ghost lets you help

Part 16 - Johnny runs away

Part 17 - You kill Ghost

Part 18 - Ghost is not a good man

Part 19 - You say goodbye to Soap

Part 20 - Soap warms you up

Part 21

Part 22

Final Part

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