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AAA, we look so stinkin' cute in this !!! 💖 How's my outfit? My hat? My figure? Do I... have really great legs, lol?
Also, look at you Mr. I'm So Good With Animals! (She clearly can't get enough of your embrace and kisses! 🌭 🐶 💜 Uh, neither can I, lol!)
But anyway, hear me out: we have to go line dancing in these fits one of these days!
It'll be so much fun, and I really wanna see what kind of moves you got! 🕺🕺🕺
And don't worry about the playlist—I fully plan on sweet-talking the DJ into playing a track from Meliora!
Maybe Square Hammer? Ooo, or Missionary Man! I think that one will especially fit the vibe!
Just imagine a room full of people dancing to your music!
Come on, say yes! Please? 🥺 🙏 🩷 💜
I'm a cowgirl in need of a satanic sheriff.
Me and my future short jean shorts can't go line dancing alone. 😔
Good heavens, where do I even begin?
The outfit is excellent. The hat is excellent. The confidence is, frankly, carrying the entire county.
You have the energy of someone who woke up and decided that subtlety was a personal enemy.
And yes, before you ask again, the overall look is very charming. I believe the phrase is ‘yeehaw with conviction.’
As for the dog, I maintain that animals simply possess superior judgment. They know quality company when they see it.
Now then! Line dancing? Are you pulling my leg?!
You are asking a man dressed like a satanic sheriff to enter a dance hall while Ghost is playing over the speakers.
Do you realize how ridiculous that sounds?
Which is precisely why it sounds entertaining.
Though if you convince a DJ to play Square Hammer for a room full of line dancers, I expect a full report afterward. Scientific curiosity demands it.
And for the record, if anyone shows up in short jean shorts, I refuse all responsibility for the consequences.
Now tip your hat, cowgirl! You’ve clearly worked very hard on this entire aesthetic, and I’d hate for all that enthusiasm to go unappreciated. 🤠💜🩷