ILikeJunkFood26

26/she/her

[ilikejunkfood26]

How about UT and UF Sans with an s/o who feeds crows and ravens? So they’re constantly followed around by clouds of corvids that want treats, and they always have bags of sunflower seeds or whatever to give them

(Undertale Sans)

You were eating a a sandwich on your way to work when you noticed a long beaked bird looking at you and then the food. A crow? You figured he must’ve been hungry so you broke off a piece and sat it down for him. You waved goodbye and continued to work. A couple of days later a flock of crows waited for you outside of your house. About a couple dozen of you counted correctly. Oh my.

Sans was actually pretty intrigued. The more you fed them the more they stuck around. They brought you gifts that consisted of soda caps, change and even teeth.... ‘these creatures are actually pretty smart. they never forget a face.’ He didn’t have a problem with them..at first. Day after day they would hang out outside the house and just watch... Waiting for treats so they could gift you. You think it’s pretty cute and don’t mind it but sans isn’t too happy about the poop they leave behind. He’ll intervene if he feels it gets outta hand.

(Underfell Sans)

It started off with giving the crows a handful of sunflower seeds. You thought it was cute how they’d hop over to you asking for more which you happily obliged. When Red caught wind of it...well let’s just say he wasn’t too happy. ‘oh hell no! do not make this a habit y/n! i don’t need these birds bastards shittin up a storm on my territory capiche??’ They’d leave you all sorts of gifts as a thank you.

You didn’t think they met any harm. They were friendly. ‘i don’t care! these assholes ain’t payin rent so they cant stay here!’ He says as he chases some away,that was perched on a shrub, with a broom. They didn’t appreciate that. Dozens of them ganged up on him trying to poke out his nonexistent eyes. He yelled and tried summoning his gatster blasters. He’d kill them at this rate! ‘Stop!’ You pleaded and interestingly enough the crows did. ‘He doesn’t mean it. Please don’t fight.’

They return to the shrub,rooftop and nests. Red grumbled to himself. It’s gonna be hard to get them to like him. They’ll never forget.

Sorry I didn’t see ravens. I know a little about crows. They be so cute bringing you little trinkets for food☺️

[ilikejunkfood26]

Welcome back and happy to have found your blog!! Could you do the ut/uf bro coming home to see their s/o have prepared a home date for them? ^^

Hi sweetie welcome to my blog. And yup it’s good to be back!

(Undertale Sans)

Sans was pretty exhausted getting home a lot later than usual from the lab. He could really use a long hot shower. Maybe he’d heat up some leftover pizza from the other night. He clearly wasn’t expecting to walk inside his and your apartment to a home cooked meal. ‘y-y/n! what’s this?’ It was a little past 9 pm. He was kinda expecting you to be getting ready for bed, he knew you worked in the morning. ‘I wanted to do something special for you. I know you’ve been pretty stressed out with work and all. Sit your things buy the door, I’ll make you a plate.’ You couldn’t hide the sly smile form your face as you noticed his glowing bright blue. All this for him? You’re way to good to him.

(Udertale Papyrus)

‘DATEMATE I AM HOME!!’ Papyrus shouted as he stepped through the front door. Silence. He fidgeted his hands nervously. It wasn’t like you to not welcome him after a long day. He made sure to let you know exactly when he’d be getting home JUST so you could greet him in love in kisses. He noticed a post it note stuck to the wall by the front door. ‘Go to the back yard for your clue<3! Papyrus pondered this note for a couple of seconds before jumping with glee. ‘AH! A PUZZLE!’ He ran to the back of the house and searched for the first clue. A bright pink note stood out on the pine tree in the middle of the yard. ‘Look up to the second window to the left.’ Huh? But that would be your room. In your wind was an arrow pointing above. To the roof? He looked up and saw you looking down at him, trying not to giggle. ‘DATEMATE! WHY ARE YOU UP THERE?’ ‘I know how much you like puzzles Pappy. I’m not that good at them like you but I wanted to make this night special.’ You had made a spaghetti dinner and brought it up to the rooftop to wait for your lover. You both watched the sunset and held one another for warmth. He was as happy as could be. Mission accomplished.

(Underfell Sans)

You wanted to do something nice for Red. He may try to act all hard and tough but you loved the look he gave you when you did something from the heart. The way he’d show you how much he loved you. The way he touched you to show he was great full- getting off track. You wanted to do something in the comfort of your own home. Red was more of a homebody anyway. He was out at the moment getting you some ice cream. You quickly thought of that to get him out of the house for a while. You hurried and dressed in in his big shirt, lit candles all through the house and ran a warm bath with bubbles. *slam* uh oh... ‘y/n! i looked all through that joint and ain’t seen no buttanut peacan! if id known any betta i woulda thought you was givin me the runaround.’ He said with a glare. You grab his hand and lead him to the back. ‘huh? was all dis??’ ‘It’s date night silly’ you say lovingly. He puts his hand to his nonexistent heart ‘ya shouldn’t have.’ When you mention the bath you wanted to take with him he damn there teleports to the bathroom and strips you both down in an instant.

(Underfell Papyrus)

To be honest I don’t really see Boss being giddy and happy his datemate plans a home date. If anything he would be the one always planning them. BUT if he did walk in one day he would be flattered. ‘WHAT DID I TELL YOU HUMAN? THE DOMINANT LOVER IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONE TO DO THESE SORTS OF THINGS! IN OTHER WORDS LET ME TAKE CARE OF YOU. BUT....I DO APPRECIATE IT.’

I honestly can’t see Boss excepting his lover to do things like that for him. I mean he wouldn’t hate it but he’d want to be the one who does those kinds of things for you. To show you how gentlemanly he really is lol.

[ilikejunkfood26]

YAY YOU'RE BACK !!! how about the ways sf/us papyrus would try to win over a crush ??? if it wasn't done of course !!!

Hi my love! Yeah if you guys would have me.

I don’t think I did this one yet. Let’s go!

Sf Papyrus

Rus:

He’s actually pretty shy when it comes to confessing to you so he tries to woo you in other ways. He comes over to your house every morning and makes you a big breakfast. Whatever you’d like he’d make it happen. He buys you gifts every Sunday since that was the day of the week you two met. Every Sunday is an anniversary to him. You think of it as platonic gestures and don’t think too much of it. It kinda irritates him that you’re a little oblivious to his feelings but it makes you even more adorable to him. He bakes you a cake that has the words ‘will you date me’ sloppily written on it. He looks away and waits for your reply. Nonexistent heart pounding in his chest. You happily accept and give the blushing skelly a kiss on the cheek.

Us Papyrus

Stretch:

It started when both of your were at an amusement park. He didn’t know if it was the sound of your laugh or the way the lights shined on you but he just knew he had to have you. You saw Stretch as a ‘good friend’. He had to change that mentality one way or another. Sans got an idea that his older brother had a thing for the human. ‘FLOWERS! THATS THE WAY TO A COMPANION’S HEART!’ Flowers it was. When he presented them to you you didn’t think it was anything serious. He was always doing nice things for you. damnit. plan b.

He booked a room for you both by the ocean. The scenery was amazing. He got an idea that will hopefully make you his. As childish as it was it may work. He called your phone and asked you to come over by the window. When you looked down you saw Stretch standing in the sand with ‘if I build a sandcastle will you be my queen ‘ writen on it. Your heart flutters. ‘Stretch, what are you saying?’ He lowers the phone and mouths I love you. You hurry to where he is and accept his offer.

I really feel like they would feel more comfortable writing it instead of actually saying it. They flirt game may be on point but those confessions are a little deeper.

[ilikejunkfood26]

Good morning!

Ask box is open!

[ilikejunkfood26]

I wanna come back!!!

I’ve been gone so fuckin long and I miss you guys. All I do is work work work I haven’t even had the time to get back to what I do best. Write. I promise I’ll do my best to update as much as I can. Please repost this and let others know I’m not dead! Send me requests and I’ll try to get to them before the end of the week. You guuuyyyyssssss😭😭😭

[ilikejunkfood26]

Summer nights were warm and cloudless, and perfect for anti monster activists to be out and about. Faerie sat in a dim circle of light on a rusty swingset, her strawberry blonde curls pinned under the decorative scarf She kept pulled up to her nose. She kept her eyes closed, listening intently as noises breezed to her hyper-sensitive ears on the gentle night breeze. The night was still so far, save for the white noise of the city. (*wink* heya, biscuit)

Hey muffin!😍Red was fully aware of those damned racist. Why couldn’t they just all disappear? He was just now returning home from running errands for his brother all day. Next time he’ll tell em to do his do his own damned dry cleaning. It was getting pretty dark so he needed to hurry back.Boss HATED it when he stayed out after the street lights came on. Like an old grandmother waiting by the front door tapping her feet impatiently while giving a displeasing look. Red chuckled at the thought of his evil younger brother wearing pink fuzzy slippers and a robe.

[ask-the-pun-girls]

Hearing the frenzied footsteps of… someone big. Probably male…. scurrying across the park, Fae opened her eyes to turn her head in that direction, black eyes jumping from one pool of light to the next. She spotted him just about to pass the playground she had camped out on.

She watched him with hooded eyes, remaining still. He was a monster, which meant there was a high probability of an activist attack. She tried to check his stats without being noticed. She didn’t tail monsters who could handle themselves. She always checked their stats first.

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[ilikejunkfood26]

Red noticed something in his peripheral vision. Someone camping out in the dark? At this time of night? ‘the hell…?’ ‘Hey punk! Yeah you! Go back to where you came from freak! Your kind isn’t welcomed here!’ Ughhh. He really didn’t wanna have to deal with this shit today. Any day but today.

He turned around to face the asshole who dared to threaten him. Oh he’s gotta weapon. Yeah, he’s has jerkoffs like this talk smack to him before but today he wasn’t havin it. He just wanted to go home and rest. ‘what’d ya say? you fuckin piece ‘a shit?’ The guy trembled and held on tighter to his metal bat, continuing to put up a front.

Red looked down at the bat the back in the pissin fools eyes ‘buddy. i sure hope ya know how ta use dat. if youse really plannin on doin it you’d betta make sure you kill me wit da first swing. cuz if im still breathin, i will fuck you up.’

[ask-the-pun-girls]

“Now now, boys, let’s play nice.”

The voice was decidedly female, slightly muffled. Fae had dismounted her swing, donned a pair of mirrored sunglasses, and casually sauntered between the monster and the armed human. Her mouth and eyes weren’t visible, but the movement of her cheeks signaled She was smiling.

“Violence is such a nasty thing. Monsters have rights, just like you and I. Now, how about you drop the bat, turn around and go home, and we can all just go on our merry ways.” Her voice was calm, but it held a stern undercurrent.

She wasn’t asking.

[ilikejunkfood26]

Red noticed the girl but kept his eyes on the guy. He’d break his bones if he tried anything funny. ‘wait play nice?? this doodlebug came ova here messin with me! i got rights! so why don’t you sit yer pretty little human tail back on dat swing and let the big dawg handle it. capiche?’

Home boy with the bat used Red’s distraction to let out a battle cry and lunge towards him with his metal bat. Red dodged the kid and raised his arm to summon his attack before the girl reached out and grabbed his arm ‘whata ya doin??get off!’ The guy swings again. ‘ya tryin ta get yerself killed or what kid???’

[ask-the-pun-girls]

Fae simply rolls her eyes at the monsters macho act. On the second swing, she grabbed the attackers bat in one hand, releasing Reds arm to grab the guys wrist in the other. She twisted, the wrist giving a sickening crunch, the bat clattering to the ground. She kept twisting until the guy fell to his knees.

Once he was down, she slammed her foot square into his chest, the heavy leather combat boot- well, didn’t that go just lovely with the soft pink sweater she wore over soft grey jeans?- pinning him on his back to the cool pavement.

“Gosh, weak one aren’t you? Now then, let’s try that again. You’re gonna get up, and you’re gonna go home. And if you try to attack again…” She pulled off her shades and her cheeks lifted in another hidden smile. “I’ll melt that shiny bat of yours into the side of your face. Understand?”

[ilikejunkfood26]

Red blushes and rubs the back of his neck ‘badass…’ he mutters. He was just gonna give the punk an atomic wedgie and send him on his way but that works too. That smile though. Kinda puts him in the mind of his brother as he prances in the blood of his enemies. The guy wiggles free and lumps away shouting profanities on how he was gonna bring his squad to take care of them.

‘keep runnin ya bastad! you just got duked by a chick! make sure ya tell em dat! hehe.’ Red turns around and gets a good look at the girl. She ain’t human at all. But she’s not a monster either? Right? ‘listen cupcake, my minds all fucked up at the moment but I can guarantee i ain’t need ya help. i coulda beat em wit my eyes closed. 1. ya get no thanks from me. 2. that was some badassery you just done there and 3. what the FUCK are ya doin out here, in tha park, this time ‘a night?’

[ask-the-pun-girls]

Fae crouches to pick up the bat, slinging it over her shoulders. Trophy. She looked up at Red with those fathomless eyes, looking unamused.

“Believe me, tough guy. I’m well aware you could handle yourself. But you use your magic on a human and they’ll be drooling to have you dusted,” she stated bluntly, pulling her scarf down to reveal the smile that had been hidden this whole time, her canines pointy.

“As for me? Call it… a hobby. I help monsters and the humans who are on their side when they get attacked. I mostly stick with those who are too weak to fight back.” At this point, she met his eyes with an exasperated look.

“Or hot heads who are just itching to get in trouble.”

Her tone softens, and she presses her lips into a concerned line.

“What do you mean your mind is ‘fucked’? Is… everything okay?”

[ilikejunkfood26]

Red stuffs his hands in his pockets and walks over to the swing. ‘wouldn’t you like ta know girly?’ He sits down and looks up at the sky. ‘comin up from tha underground was supposed to be life changin. oh it’s life changin alright. humans walkin around actin like their shit don’t stink. constantly picking at us monstas. and fer what! because wes different? look princess, i ain’t the type of weakling who takes a lotta crap ight?’

He feels his phone buzzing in his pockets but ignores it. He’ll act like the racist pricks don’t bother him but he’d be lying if he said it didn’t hurt. He looks over at the girl once more and notices her fangs ‘what? they call you a freak show too? i don’t need your pity.’ He snarls.

[ask-the-pun-girls]

Fae strolled over and sat by his side, on the empty second swing, dropping the bat on the ground so she could hold onto the chain links of the ropes that held it up. His snarl draws a soft hum out of her, and she turns her eyes skyward.

“Is that so? Well. Good thing for you I don’t intend to pity you.” She hated the way the lights drowned out the stars until only a few were able to be seen.

“Anywho, what people say about me doesn’t matter, sugar skull. I’m not exactly weak myself. But I try not to use my magic if I can help it. Its just not worth the consequences,” she shrugged, kicking at the mulch beneath her feet.

“If you don’t want to talk, I understand. Just thought I’d offer. Its not easy, I’m sure. But its also not healthy to bottle it up.”

[ilikejunkfood26]

Red scoffed and stood up from the swing. “ya wanna know what the problem is?? people like YOU! people who stick their noses in other people’s business! i-“ He whimpers. “i just wanna walk down tha street without feelin judged by humans. i want my lil bro ta take a guy seriously once in a while. i want a real job instead my odd ones…..anyway, uh, my house is this way so I’ll maybe see ya around. or maybe not, that don’t really matta.” Red prepares to transport from the embarrassment.

He’s NEVER told any of this to ANYONE. If he had he would come across weak in the underground and be dealt with. His brother refused to listen and the humans weren’t giving him a chance. So why’d he think this girl was any different? Face burning in crimson he planned to exit like a bat outta hell.

[ask-the-pun-girls]

Fae didn’t speak as he vented to her, frowning a bit. She stepped towards him, grabbing his jacket as he attempted to bolt.

“Wait! Dont-” She realized what she had done and cut off her sentence, biting her lip.

“Don’t run off. I didn’t mean to stick my nose in your business, but helping people IS my job. I-… let me walk with you. Please,” she met his eye… sockets? Bottomless eyes meeting white pinpricks.

[ilikejunkfood26]

Red looked at the girl wide eyed then gently took his arm back. “whateves. just do what ya want.” They walk side by side in silence. It’s not an awkward silence. It’s kinda comforting, having someone to walk with. Red looks over to the girl once more then blushes. Strange. He’s always been a freaky little flirt but now that he’s got a pretty girl in front of him he doesn’t have the nerve to actually try.

Sheesh. She’s killin his mojo here. He stops in front of an ice cream shop and points at the window “i rememba the first time we came ta the surface. i wanted ta try the weirdest lookin ice cream in there. heh, mint chocolate chip. green ice cream. green of all colors. but ya know, it’s actually not as bad as some people might think. appearance wise, i think it’s pretty okay if you have it a chance.”

He sighs and turns around “i get that yer tryin ta be nice and all sweetheart, but you need to know what yer gettin into if you wanna be around me. even if yer a girl I won’t treat ya like a princess. im not tha kinda guy who places my jacket on a puddle for ya. if ya wanna assistant me as a one time thing cool but if ya try to get to know me you might regret it.”

He decided to just throw it out there. No use in any surprises. He takes out a cigarette and tries to light it but his hands are shaking profusely. Damn nerves…

[ask-the-pun-girls]

Fae didnt actually think the angry skeleton was gonna let her walk with him, but to her surprise he relented and allowed it. The whole time they walked, she let the silence between them hang, and she took delight in the fact there wasnt too much awkward tension.

When he stopped in front of the icecream parlor, she couldn’t help but let out a soft laugh at his little story. “That’s amazing. I cant really eat icecream, unless its in smoothie form, and sometimes in a bowl,” she explained sheepishly.

The fact that he felt the need to explain himself to her just as a warning for her to be his friend nearly broke her heart. Jeeze, people could really be terrible.

“Well, then you’re exactly the type of person i want to be friends with,” Fae hummed, leaning in and touching her ink-black tongue to the end if the cigarette he was trying to light. The paper shriveled and the cherry glowed as she waited for him to take a drag and keep it burning. When he did, she wiped her mouth to scrub away the taste of tobacco.

“I don’t need someone to treat me like a princess. I can take care of myself. I need someone who I can tell shitty jokes to and get weird icecream with and who can call me out when I get too big for my britches. And someone who can handle it when i do the same.” Faerie offered him a lopsided grin, holding out her hand. “Sound like something you can handle, Bones?”

[ilikejunkfood26]

Red couldn’t help but stare in amazement. She’s full of surprises ain’t she? “the names red doll. i can definitely handle you. but i ain’t no walk in tha park. welp, i should get back home ta my big bro. got a cell phone?”

Red still didn’t trust anyone on the surface 100% in fear of being hurt but he wouldn’t mind getting to know this girl. He also noticed how much he let his guard down just now. That would have been bad news if he were still living underground. He tried to finish his cigarette but the butterflies were relentless in his nonexistent stomach. He didn’t know what it meant but he refused to ask her about it, feeling as if he embarrassed himself enough.

[ilikejunkfood26]

Summer nights were warm and cloudless, and perfect for anti monster activists to be out and about. Faerie sat in a dim circle of light on a rusty swingset, her strawberry blonde curls pinned under the decorative scarf She kept pulled up to her nose. She kept her eyes closed, listening intently as noises breezed to her hyper-sensitive ears on the gentle night breeze. The night was still so far, save for the white noise of the city. (*wink* heya, biscuit)

Hey muffin!😍Red was fully aware of those damned racist. Why couldn’t they just all disappear? He was just now returning home from running errands for his brother all day. Next time he’ll tell em to do his do his own damned dry cleaning. It was getting pretty dark so he needed to hurry back.Boss HATED it when he stayed out after the street lights came on. Like an old grandmother waiting by the front door tapping her feet impatiently while giving a displeasing look. Red chuckled at the thought of his evil younger brother wearing pink fuzzy slippers and a robe.

[ask-the-pun-girls]

Hearing the frenzied footsteps of… someone big. Probably male…. scurrying across the park, Fae opened her eyes to turn her head in that direction, black eyes jumping from one pool of light to the next. She spotted him just about to pass the playground she had camped out on.

She watched him with hooded eyes, remaining still. He was a monster, which meant there was a high probability of an activist attack. She tried to check his stats without being noticed. She didn’t tail monsters who could handle themselves. She always checked their stats first.

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[ilikejunkfood26]

Red noticed something in his peripheral vision. Someone camping out in the dark? At this time of night? ‘the hell…?’ ‘Hey punk! Yeah you! Go back to where you came from freak! Your kind isn’t welcomed here!’ Ughhh. He really didn’t wanna have to deal with this shit today. Any day but today.

He turned around to face the asshole who dared to threaten him. Oh he’s gotta weapon. Yeah, he’s has jerkoffs like this talk smack to him before but today he wasn’t havin it. He just wanted to go home and rest. ‘what’d ya say? you fuckin piece ‘a shit?’ The guy trembled and held on tighter to his metal bat, continuing to put up a front.

Red looked down at the bat the back in the pissin fools eyes ‘buddy. i sure hope ya know how ta use dat. if youse really plannin on doin it you’d betta make sure you kill me wit da first swing. cuz if im still breathin, i will fuck you up.’

[ask-the-pun-girls]

“Now now, boys, let’s play nice.”

The voice was decidedly female, slightly muffled. Fae had dismounted her swing, donned a pair of mirrored sunglasses, and casually sauntered between the monster and the armed human. Her mouth and eyes weren’t visible, but the movement of her cheeks signaled She was smiling.

“Violence is such a nasty thing. Monsters have rights, just like you and I. Now, how about you drop the bat, turn around and go home, and we can all just go on our merry ways.” Her voice was calm, but it held a stern undercurrent.

She wasn’t asking.

[ilikejunkfood26]

Red noticed the girl but kept his eyes on the guy. He’d break his bones if he tried anything funny. ‘wait play nice?? this doodlebug came ova here messin with me! i got rights! so why don’t you sit yer pretty little human tail back on dat swing and let the big dawg handle it. capiche?’

Home boy with the bat used Red’s distraction to let out a battle cry and lunge towards him with his metal bat. Red dodged the kid and raised his arm to summon his attack before the girl reached out and grabbed his arm ‘whata ya doin??get off!’ The guy swings again. ‘ya tryin ta get yerself killed or what kid???’

[ask-the-pun-girls]

Fae simply rolls her eyes at the monsters macho act. On the second swing, she grabbed the attackers bat in one hand, releasing Reds arm to grab the guys wrist in the other. She twisted, the wrist giving a sickening crunch, the bat clattering to the ground. She kept twisting until the guy fell to his knees.

Once he was down, she slammed her foot square into his chest, the heavy leather combat boot- well, didn’t that go just lovely with the soft pink sweater she wore over soft grey jeans?- pinning him on his back to the cool pavement.

“Gosh, weak one aren’t you? Now then, let’s try that again. You’re gonna get up, and you’re gonna go home. And if you try to attack again…” She pulled off her shades and her cheeks lifted in another hidden smile. “I’ll melt that shiny bat of yours into the side of your face. Understand?”

[ilikejunkfood26]

Red blushes and rubs the back of his neck ‘badass…’ he mutters. He was just gonna give the punk an atomic wedgie and send him on his way but that works too. That smile though. Kinda puts him in the mind of his brother as he prances in the blood of his enemies. The guy wiggles free and lumps away shouting profanities on how he was gonna bring his squad to take care of them.

‘keep runnin ya bastad! you just got duked by a chick! make sure ya tell em dat! hehe.’ Red turns around and gets a good look at the girl. She ain’t human at all. But she’s not a monster either? Right? ‘listen cupcake, my minds all fucked up at the moment but I can guarantee i ain’t need ya help. i coulda beat em wit my eyes closed. 1. ya get no thanks from me. 2. that was some badassery you just done there and 3. what the FUCK are ya doin out here, in tha park, this time ‘a night?’

[ask-the-pun-girls]

Fae crouches to pick up the bat, slinging it over her shoulders. Trophy. She looked up at Red with those fathomless eyes, looking unamused.

“Believe me, tough guy. I’m well aware you could handle yourself. But you use your magic on a human and they’ll be drooling to have you dusted,” she stated bluntly, pulling her scarf down to reveal the smile that had been hidden this whole time, her canines pointy.

“As for me? Call it… a hobby. I help monsters and the humans who are on their side when they get attacked. I mostly stick with those who are too weak to fight back.” At this point, she met his eyes with an exasperated look.

“Or hot heads who are just itching to get in trouble.”

Her tone softens, and she presses her lips into a concerned line.

“What do you mean your mind is ‘fucked’? Is… everything okay?”

[ilikejunkfood26]

Red stuffs his hands in his pockets and walks over to the swing. ‘wouldn’t you like ta know girly?’ He sits down and looks up at the sky. ‘comin up from tha underground was supposed to be life changin. oh it’s life changin alright. humans walkin around actin like their shit don’t stink. constantly picking at us monstas. and fer what! because wes different? look princess, i ain’t the type of weakling who takes a lotta crap ight?’

He feels his phone buzzing in his pockets but ignores it. He’ll act like the racist pricks don’t bother him but he’d be lying if he said it didn’t hurt. He looks over at the girl once more and notices her fangs ‘what? they call you a freak show too? i don’t need your pity.’ He snarls.

[ask-the-pun-girls]

Fae strolled over and sat by his side, on the empty second swing, dropping the bat on the ground so she could hold onto the chain links of the ropes that held it up. His snarl draws a soft hum out of her, and she turns her eyes skyward.

“Is that so? Well. Good thing for you I don’t intend to pity you.” She hated the way the lights drowned out the stars until only a few were able to be seen.

“Anywho, what people say about me doesn’t matter, sugar skull. I’m not exactly weak myself. But I try not to use my magic if I can help it. Its just not worth the consequences,” she shrugged, kicking at the mulch beneath her feet.

“If you don’t want to talk, I understand. Just thought I’d offer. Its not easy, I’m sure. But its also not healthy to bottle it up.”

[ilikejunkfood26]

Red scoffed and stood up from the swing. “ya wanna know what the problem is?? people like YOU! people who stick their noses in other people’s business! i-“ He whimpers. “i just wanna walk down tha street without feelin judged by humans. i want my lil bro ta take a guy seriously once in a while. i want a real job instead my odd ones…..anyway, uh, my house is this way so I’ll maybe see ya around. or maybe not, that don’t really matta.” Red prepares to transport from the embarrassment.

He’s NEVER told any of this to ANYONE. If he had he would come across weak in the underground and be dealt with. His brother refused to listen and the humans weren’t giving him a chance. So why’d he think this girl was any different? Face burning in crimson he planned to exit like a bat outta hell.

[ask-the-pun-girls]

Fae didn’t speak as he vented to her, frowning a bit. She stepped towards him, grabbing his jacket as he attempted to bolt.

“Wait! Dont-” She realized what she had done and cut off her sentence, biting her lip.

“Don’t run off. I didn’t mean to stick my nose in your business, but helping people IS my job. I-… let me walk with you. Please,” she met his eye… sockets? Bottomless eyes meeting white pinpricks.

[ilikejunkfood26]

Red looked at the girl wide eyed then gently took his arm back. “whateves. just do what ya want.” They walk side by side in silence. It’s not an awkward silence. It’s kinda comforting, having someone to walk with. Red looks over to the girl once more then blushes. Strange. He’s always been a freaky little flirt but now that he’s got a pretty girl in front of him he doesn’t have the nerve to actually try.

Sheesh. She’s killin his mojo here. He stops in front of an ice cream shop and points at the window “i rememba the first time we came ta the surface. i wanted ta try the weirdest lookin ice cream in there. heh, mint chocolate chip. green ice cream. green of all colors. but ya know, it’s actually not as bad as some people might think. appearance wise, i think it’s pretty okay if you have it a chance.”

He sighs and turns around “i get that yer tryin ta be nice and all sweetheart, but you need to know what yer gettin into if you wanna be around me. even if yer a girl I won’t treat ya like a princess. im not tha kinda guy who places my jacket on a puddle for ya. if ya wanna assistant me as a one time thing cool but if ya try to get to know me you might regret it.”

He decided to just throw it out there. No use in any surprises. He takes out a cigarette and tries to light it but his hands are shaking profusely. Damn nerves...

[ilikejunkfood26]

Summer nights were warm and cloudless, and perfect for anti monster activists to be out and about. Faerie sat in a dim circle of light on a rusty swingset, her strawberry blonde curls pinned under the decorative scarf She kept pulled up to her nose. She kept her eyes closed, listening intently as noises breezed to her hyper-sensitive ears on the gentle night breeze. The night was still so far, save for the white noise of the city. (*wink* heya, biscuit)

Hey muffin!😍Red was fully aware of those damned racist. Why couldn’t they just all disappear? He was just now returning home from running errands for his brother all day. Next time he’ll tell em to do his do his own damned dry cleaning. It was getting pretty dark so he needed to hurry back.Boss HATED it when he stayed out after the street lights came on. Like an old grandmother waiting by the front door tapping her feet impatiently while giving a displeasing look. Red chuckled at the thought of his evil younger brother wearing pink fuzzy slippers and a robe.

[ask-the-pun-girls]

Hearing the frenzied footsteps of… someone big. Probably male…. scurrying across the park, Fae opened her eyes to turn her head in that direction, black eyes jumping from one pool of light to the next. She spotted him just about to pass the playground she had camped out on.

She watched him with hooded eyes, remaining still. He was a monster, which meant there was a high probability of an activist attack. She tried to check his stats without being noticed. She didn’t tail monsters who could handle themselves. She always checked their stats first.

@ilikejunkfood22

[ilikejunkfood26]

Red noticed something in his peripheral vision. Someone camping out in the dark? At this time of night? ‘the hell…?’ ‘Hey punk! Yeah you! Go back to where you came from freak! Your kind isn’t welcomed here!’ Ughhh. He really didn’t wanna have to deal with this shit today. Any day but today.

He turned around to face the asshole who dared to threaten him. Oh he’s gotta weapon. Yeah, he’s has jerkoffs like this talk smack to him before but today he wasn’t havin it. He just wanted to go home and rest. ‘what’d ya say? you fuckin piece ‘a shit?’ The guy trembled and held on tighter to his metal bat, continuing to put up a front.

Red looked down at the bat the back in the pissin fools eyes ‘buddy. i sure hope ya know how ta use dat. if youse really plannin on doin it you’d betta make sure you kill me wit da first swing. cuz if im still breathin, i will fuck you up.’

[ask-the-pun-girls]

“Now now, boys, let’s play nice.”

The voice was decidedly female, slightly muffled. Fae had dismounted her swing, donned a pair of mirrored sunglasses, and casually sauntered between the monster and the armed human. Her mouth and eyes weren’t visible, but the movement of her cheeks signaled She was smiling.

“Violence is such a nasty thing. Monsters have rights, just like you and I. Now, how about you drop the bat, turn around and go home, and we can all just go on our merry ways.” Her voice was calm, but it held a stern undercurrent.

She wasn’t asking.

[ilikejunkfood26]

Red noticed the girl but kept his eyes on the guy. He’d break his bones if he tried anything funny. ‘wait play nice?? this doodlebug came ova here messin with me! i got rights! so why don’t you sit yer pretty little human tail back on dat swing and let the big dawg handle it. capiche?’

Home boy with the bat used Red’s distraction to let out a battle cry and lunge towards him with his metal bat. Red dodged the kid and raised his arm to summon his attack before the girl reached out and grabbed his arm ‘whata ya doin??get off!’ The guy swings again. ‘ya tryin ta get yerself killed or what kid???’

[ask-the-pun-girls]

Fae simply rolls her eyes at the monsters macho act. On the second swing, she grabbed the attackers bat in one hand, releasing Reds arm to grab the guys wrist in the other. She twisted, the wrist giving a sickening crunch, the bat clattering to the ground. She kept twisting until the guy fell to his knees.

Once he was down, she slammed her foot square into his chest, the heavy leather combat boot- well, didn’t that go just lovely with the soft pink sweater she wore over soft grey jeans?- pinning him on his back to the cool pavement.

“Gosh, weak one aren’t you? Now then, let’s try that again. You’re gonna get up, and you’re gonna go home. And if you try to attack again…” She pulled off her shades and her cheeks lifted in another hidden smile. “I’ll melt that shiny bat of yours into the side of your face. Understand?”

[ilikejunkfood26]

Red blushes and rubs the back of his neck ‘badass…’ he mutters. He was just gonna give the punk an atomic wedgie and send him on his way but that works too. That smile though. Kinda puts him in the mind of his brother as he prances in the blood of his enemies. The guy wiggles free and lumps away shouting profanities on how he was gonna bring his squad to take care of them.

‘keep runnin ya bastad! you just got duked by a chick! make sure ya tell em dat! hehe.’ Red turns around and gets a good look at the girl. She ain’t human at all. But she’s not a monster either? Right? ‘listen cupcake, my minds all fucked up at the moment but I can guarantee i ain’t need ya help. i coulda beat em wit my eyes closed. 1. ya get no thanks from me. 2. that was some badassery you just done there and 3. what the FUCK are ya doin out here, in tha park, this time ‘a night?’

[ask-the-pun-girls]

Fae crouches to pick up the bat, slinging it over her shoulders. Trophy. She looked up at Red with those fathomless eyes, looking unamused.

“Believe me, tough guy. I’m well aware you could handle yourself. But you use your magic on a human and they’ll be drooling to have you dusted,” she stated bluntly, pulling her scarf down to reveal the smile that had been hidden this whole time, her canines pointy.

“As for me? Call it… a hobby. I help monsters and the humans who are on their side when they get attacked. I mostly stick with those who are too weak to fight back.” At this point, she met his eyes with an exasperated look.

“Or hot heads who are just itching to get in trouble.”

Her tone softens, and she presses her lips into a concerned line.

“What do you mean your mind is ‘fucked’? Is… everything okay?”

[ilikejunkfood26]

Red stuffs his hands in his pockets and walks over to the swing. ‘wouldn’t you like ta know girly?’ He sits down and looks up at the sky. ‘comin up from tha underground was supposed to be life changin. oh it’s life changin alright. humans walkin around actin like their shit don’t stink. constantly picking at us monstas. and fer what! because wes different? look princess, i ain’t the type of weakling who takes a lotta crap ight?’

He feels his phone buzzing in his pockets but ignores it. He’ll act like the racist pricks don’t bother him but he’d be lying if he said it didn’t hurt. He looks over at the girl once more and notices her fangs ‘what? they call you a freak show too? i don’t need your pity.’ He snarls.

[ask-the-pun-girls]

Fae strolled over and sat by his side, on the empty second swing, dropping the bat on the ground so she could hold onto the chain links of the ropes that held it up. His snarl draws a soft hum out of her, and she turns her eyes skyward.

“Is that so? Well. Good thing for you I don’t intend to pity you.” She hated the way the lights drowned out the stars until only a few were able to be seen.

“Anywho, what people say about me doesn’t matter, sugar skull. I’m not exactly weak myself. But I try not to use my magic if I can help it. Its just not worth the consequences,” she shrugged, kicking at the mulch beneath her feet.

“If you don’t want to talk, I understand. Just thought I’d offer. Its not easy, I’m sure. But its also not healthy to bottle it up.”

[ilikejunkfood26]

Red scoffed and stood up from the swing. “ya wanna know what the problem is?? people like YOU! people who stick their noses in other people’s business! i-“ He whimpers. “i just wanna walk down tha street without feelin judged by humans. i want my lil bro ta take a guy seriously once in a while. i want a real job instead my odd ones.....anyway, uh, my house is this way so I’ll maybe see ya around. or maybe not, that don’t really matta.” Red prepares to transport from the embarrassment.

He’s NEVER told any of this to ANYONE. If he had he would come across weak in the underground and be dealt with. His brother refused to listen and the humans weren’t giving him a chance. So why’d he think this girl was any different? Face burning in crimson he planned to exit like a bat outta hell.

[ilikejunkfood26]

Summer nights were warm and cloudless, and perfect for anti monster activists to be out and about. Faerie sat in a dim circle of light on a rusty swingset, her strawberry blonde curls pinned under the decorative scarf She kept pulled up to her nose. She kept her eyes closed, listening intently as noises breezed to her hyper-sensitive ears on the gentle night breeze. The night was still so far, save for the white noise of the city. (*wink* heya, biscuit)

Hey muffin!😍Red was fully aware of those damned racist. Why couldn’t they just all disappear? He was just now returning home from running errands for his brother all day. Next time he’ll tell em to do his do his own damned dry cleaning. It was getting pretty dark so he needed to hurry back.Boss HATED it when he stayed out after the street lights came on. Like an old grandmother waiting by the front door tapping her feet impatiently while giving a displeasing look. Red chuckled at the thought of his evil younger brother wearing pink fuzzy slippers and a robe.

[ask-the-pun-girls]

Hearing the frenzied footsteps of… someone big. Probably male…. scurrying across the park, Fae opened her eyes to turn her head in that direction, black eyes jumping from one pool of light to the next. She spotted him just about to pass the playground she had camped out on.

She watched him with hooded eyes, remaining still. He was a monster, which meant there was a high probability of an activist attack. She tried to check his stats without being noticed. She didn’t tail monsters who could handle themselves. She always checked their stats first.

@ilikejunkfood22

[ilikejunkfood26]

Red noticed something in his peripheral vision. Someone camping out in the dark? At this time of night? ‘the hell…?’ ‘Hey punk! Yeah you! Go back to where you came from freak! Your kind isn’t welcomed here!’ Ughhh. He really didn’t wanna have to deal with this shit today. Any day but today.

He turned around to face the asshole who dared to threaten him. Oh he’s gotta weapon. Yeah, he’s has jerkoffs like this talk smack to him before but today he wasn’t havin it. He just wanted to go home and rest. ‘what’d ya say? you fuckin piece ‘a shit?’ The guy trembled and held on tighter to his metal bat, continuing to put up a front.

Red looked down at the bat the back in the pissin fools eyes ‘buddy. i sure hope ya know how ta use dat. if youse really plannin on doin it you’d betta make sure you kill me wit da first swing. cuz if im still breathin, i will fuck you up.’

[ask-the-pun-girls]

“Now now, boys, let’s play nice.”

The voice was decidedly female, slightly muffled. Fae had dismounted her swing, donned a pair of mirrored sunglasses, and casually sauntered between the monster and the armed human. Her mouth and eyes weren’t visible, but the movement of her cheeks signaled She was smiling.

“Violence is such a nasty thing. Monsters have rights, just like you and I. Now, how about you drop the bat, turn around and go home, and we can all just go on our merry ways.” Her voice was calm, but it held a stern undercurrent.

She wasn’t asking.

[ilikejunkfood26]

Red noticed the girl but kept his eyes on the guy. He’d break his bones if he tried anything funny. ‘wait play nice?? this doodlebug came ova here messin with me! i got rights! so why don’t you sit yer pretty little human tail back on dat swing and let the big dawg handle it. capiche?’

Home boy with the bat used Red’s distraction to let out a battle cry and lunge towards him with his metal bat. Red dodged the kid and raised his arm to summon his attack before the girl reached out and grabbed his arm ‘whata ya doin??get off!’ The guy swings again. ‘ya tryin ta get yerself killed or what kid???’

[ask-the-pun-girls]

Fae simply rolls her eyes at the monsters macho act. On the second swing, she grabbed the attackers bat in one hand, releasing Reds arm to grab the guys wrist in the other. She twisted, the wrist giving a sickening crunch, the bat clattering to the ground. She kept twisting until the guy fell to his knees.

Once he was down, she slammed her foot square into his chest, the heavy leather combat boot- well, didn’t that go just lovely with the soft pink sweater she wore over soft grey jeans?- pinning him on his back to the cool pavement.

“Gosh, weak one aren’t you? Now then, let’s try that again. You’re gonna get up, and you’re gonna go home. And if you try to attack again…” She pulled off her shades and her cheeks lifted in another hidden smile. “I’ll melt that shiny bat of yours into the side of your face. Understand?”

[ilikejunkfood26]

Red blushes and rubs the back of his neck ‘badass…’ he mutters. He was just gonna give the punk an atomic wedgie and send him on his way but that works too. That smile though. Kinda puts him in the mind of his brother as he prances in the blood of his enemies. The guy wiggles free and lumps away shouting profanities on how he was gonna bring his squad to take care of them.

‘keep runnin ya bastad! you just got duked by a chick! make sure ya tell em dat! hehe.’ Red turns around and gets a good look at the girl. She ain’t human at all. But she’s not a monster either? Right? ‘listen cupcake, my minds all fucked up at the moment but I can guarantee i ain’t need ya help. i coulda beat em wit my eyes closed. 1. ya get no thanks from me. 2. that was some badassery you just done there and 3. what the FUCK are ya doin out here, in tha park, this time ‘a night?’

[ask-the-pun-girls]

Fae crouches to pick up the bat, slinging it over her shoulders. Trophy. She looked up at Red with those fathomless eyes, looking unamused.

“Believe me, tough guy. I’m well aware you could handle yourself. But you use your magic on a human and they’ll be drooling to have you dusted,” she stated bluntly, pulling her scarf down to reveal the smile that had been hidden this whole time, her canines pointy.

“As for me? Call it… a hobby. I help monsters and the humans who are on their side when they get attacked. I mostly stick with those who are too weak to fight back.” At this point, she met his eyes with an exasperated look.

“Or hot heads who are just itching to get in trouble.”

Her tone softens, and she presses her lips into a concerned line.

“What do you mean your mind is ‘fucked’? Is… everything okay?”

[ilikejunkfood26]

Red stuffs his hands in his pockets and walks over to the swing. ‘wouldn’t you like ta know girly?’ He sits down and looks up at the sky. ‘comin up from tha underground was supposed to be life changin. oh it’s life changin alright. humans walkin around actin like their shit don’t stink. constantly picking at us monstas. and fer what! because wes different? look princess, i ain’t the type of weakling who takes a lotta crap ight?’

He feels his phone buzzing in his pockets but ignores it. He’ll act like the racist pricks don’t bother him but he’d be lying if he said it didn’t hurt. He looks over at the girl once more and notices her fangs ‘what? they call you a freak show too? i don’t need your pity.’ He snarls.

[ask-the-pun-girls]

Fae strolled over and sat by his side, on the empty second swing, dropping the bat on the ground so she could hold onto the chain links of the ropes that held it up. His snarl draws a soft hum out of her, and she turns her eyes skyward.

“Is that so? Well. Good thing for you I don’t intend to pity you.” She hated the way the lights drowned out the stars until only a few were able to be seen.

“Anywho, what people say about me doesn’t matter, sugar skull. I’m not exactly weak myself. But I try not to use my magic if I can help it. Its just not worth the consequences,” she shrugged, kicking at the mulch beneath her feet.

“If you don’t want to talk, I understand. Just thought I’d offer. Its not easy, I’m sure. But its also not healthy to bottle it up.”

[ilikejunkfood26]

‘heh. now ya wanna be my therapist? sorry sugar i ain’t interested.’ Awkward silence consumes them. His phones continues to buzz rapidly. Boss is gonna be pissed...Red look over at the girl and immediately feels like shit. She didn’t have to help him, but she did. He runs his hand over his skull and sighs.

‘welp i gotta get going. a shitstorm awaits.’ He stands up from the swing then turns away to leave. As he walks past her he notices that she’s a lot smaller than him. It makes him feel bigger than he’s ever felt. Standing at 5’5 he wasn’t the tallest guy. He especially felt short when he tried hitting on people and they’d laugh in his face.

He may be small to some but in other places those assholes wouldn’t be laughin.

[ilikejunkfood26]

Summer nights were warm and cloudless, and perfect for anti monster activists to be out and about. Faerie sat in a dim circle of light on a rusty swingset, her strawberry blonde curls pinned under the decorative scarf She kept pulled up to her nose. She kept her eyes closed, listening intently as noises breezed to her hyper-sensitive ears on the gentle night breeze. The night was still so far, save for the white noise of the city. (*wink* heya, biscuit)

Hey muffin!😍Red was fully aware of those damned racist. Why couldn’t they just all disappear? He was just now returning home from running errands for his brother all day. Next time he’ll tell em to do his do his own damned dry cleaning. It was getting pretty dark so he needed to hurry back.Boss HATED it when he stayed out after the street lights came on. Like an old grandmother waiting by the front door tapping her feet impatiently while giving a displeasing look. Red chuckled at the thought of his evil younger brother wearing pink fuzzy slippers and a robe.

[ask-the-pun-girls]

Hearing the frenzied footsteps of… someone big. Probably male…. scurrying across the park, Fae opened her eyes to turn her head in that direction, black eyes jumping from one pool of light to the next. She spotted him just about to pass the playground she had camped out on.

She watched him with hooded eyes, remaining still. He was a monster, which meant there was a high probability of an activist attack. She tried to check his stats without being noticed. She didn’t tail monsters who could handle themselves. She always checked their stats first.

@ilikejunkfood22

[ilikejunkfood26]

Red noticed something in his peripheral vision. Someone camping out in the dark? At this time of night? ‘the hell…?’ ‘Hey punk! Yeah you! Go back to where you came from freak! Your kind isn’t welcomed here!’ Ughhh. He really didn’t wanna have to deal with this shit today. Any day but today.

He turned around to face the asshole who dared to threaten him. Oh he’s gotta weapon. Yeah, he’s has jerkoffs like this talk smack to him before but today he wasn’t havin it. He just wanted to go home and rest. ‘what’d ya say? you fuckin piece ‘a shit?’ The guy trembled and held on tighter to his metal bat, continuing to put up a front.

Red looked down at the bat the back in the pissin fools eyes ‘buddy. i sure hope ya know how ta use dat. if youse really plannin on doin it you’d betta make sure you kill me wit da first swing. cuz if im still breathin, i will fuck you up.’

[ask-the-pun-girls]

“Now now, boys, let’s play nice.”

The voice was decidedly female, slightly muffled. Fae had dismounted her swing, donned a pair of mirrored sunglasses, and casually sauntered between the monster and the armed human. Her mouth and eyes weren’t visible, but the movement of her cheeks signaled She was smiling.

“Violence is such a nasty thing. Monsters have rights, just like you and I. Now, how about you drop the bat, turn around and go home, and we can all just go on our merry ways.” Her voice was calm, but it held a stern undercurrent.

She wasn’t asking.

[ilikejunkfood26]

Red noticed the girl but kept his eyes on the guy. He’d break his bones if he tried anything funny. ‘wait play nice?? this doodlebug came ova here messin with me! i got rights! so why don’t you sit yer pretty little human tail back on dat swing and let the big dawg handle it. capiche?’

Home boy with the bat used Red’s distraction to let out a battle cry and lunge towards him with his metal bat. Red dodged the kid and raised his arm to summon his attack before the girl reached out and grabbed his arm ‘whata ya doin??get off!’ The guy swings again. ‘ya tryin ta get yerself killed or what kid???’

[ask-the-pun-girls]

Fae simply rolls her eyes at the monsters macho act. On the second swing, she grabbed the attackers bat in one hand, releasing Reds arm to grab the guys wrist in the other. She twisted, the wrist giving a sickening crunch, the bat clattering to the ground. She kept twisting until the guy fell to his knees.

Once he was down, she slammed her foot square into his chest, the heavy leather combat boot- well, didn’t that go just lovely with the soft pink sweater she wore over soft grey jeans?- pinning him on his back to the cool pavement.

“Gosh, weak one aren’t you? Now then, let’s try that again. You’re gonna get up, and you’re gonna go home. And if you try to attack again…” She pulled off her shades and her cheeks lifted in another hidden smile. “I’ll melt that shiny bat of yours into the side of your face. Understand?”

[ilikejunkfood26]

Red blushes and rubs the back of his neck ‘badass…’ he mutters. He was just gonna give the punk an atomic wedgie and send him on his way but that works too. That smile though. Kinda puts him in the mind of his brother as he prances in the blood of his enemies. The guy wiggles free and lumps away shouting profanities on how he was gonna bring his squad to take care of them.

‘keep runnin ya bastad! you just got duked by a chick! make sure ya tell em dat! hehe.’ Red turns around and gets a good look at the girl. She ain’t human at all. But she’s not a monster either? Right? ‘listen cupcake, my minds all fucked up at the moment but I can guarantee i ain’t need ya help. i coulda beat em wit my eyes closed. 1. ya get no thanks from me. 2. that was some badassery you just done there and 3. what the FUCK are ya doin out here, in tha park, this time ‘a night?’

[ask-the-pun-girls]

Fae crouches to pick up the bat, slinging it over her shoulders. Trophy. She looked up at Red with those fathomless eyes, looking unamused.

“Believe me, tough guy. I’m well aware you could handle yourself. But you use your magic on a human and they’ll be drooling to have you dusted,” she stated bluntly, pulling her scarf down to reveal the smile that had been hidden this whole time, her canines pointy.

“As for me? Call it… a hobby. I help monsters and the humans who are on their side when they get attacked. I mostly stick with those who are too weak to fight back.” At this point, she met his eyes with an exasperated look.

“Or hot heads who are just itching to get in trouble.”

Her tone softens, and she presses her lips into a concerned line.

“What do you mean your mind is ‘fucked’? Is… everything okay?”

[ilikejunkfood26]

Red stuffs his hands in his pockets and walks over to the swing. ‘wouldn’t you like ta know girly?’ He sits down and looks up at the sky. ‘comin up from tha underground was supposed to be life changin. oh it’s life changin alright. humans walkin around actin like their shit don’t stink. constantly picking at us monstas. and fer what! because wes different? look princess, i ain’t the type of weakling who takes a lotta crap ight?’

He feels his phone buzzing in his pockets but ignores it. He’ll act like the racist pricks don’t bother him but he’d be lying if he said it didn’t hurt. He looks over at the girl once more and notices her fangs ‘what? they call you a freak show too? i don’t need your pity.’ He snarls.

[ilikejunkfood26]

Summer nights were warm and cloudless, and perfect for anti monster activists to be out and about. Faerie sat in a dim circle of light on a rusty swingset, her strawberry blonde curls pinned under the decorative scarf She kept pulled up to her nose. She kept her eyes closed, listening intently as noises breezed to her hyper-sensitive ears on the gentle night breeze. The night was still so far, save for the white noise of the city. (*wink* heya, biscuit)

Hey muffin!😍Red was fully aware of those damned racist. Why couldn’t they just all disappear? He was just now returning home from running errands for his brother all day. Next time he’ll tell em to do his do his own damned dry cleaning. It was getting pretty dark so he needed to hurry back.Boss HATED it when he stayed out after the street lights came on. Like an old grandmother waiting by the front door tapping her feet impatiently while giving a displeasing look. Red chuckled at the thought of his evil younger brother wearing pink fuzzy slippers and a robe.

[ask-the-pun-girls]

Hearing the frenzied footsteps of… someone big. Probably male…. scurrying across the park, Fae opened her eyes to turn her head in that direction, black eyes jumping from one pool of light to the next. She spotted him just about to pass the playground she had camped out on.

She watched him with hooded eyes, remaining still. He was a monster, which meant there was a high probability of an activist attack. She tried to check his stats without being noticed. She didn’t tail monsters who could handle themselves. She always checked their stats first.

@ilikejunkfood22

[ilikejunkfood26]

Red noticed something in his peripheral vision. Someone camping out in the dark? At this time of night? ‘the hell…?’ ‘Hey punk! Yeah you! Go back to where you came from freak! Your kind isn’t welcomed here!’ Ughhh. He really didn’t wanna have to deal with this shit today. Any day but today.

He turned around to face the asshole who dared to threaten him. Oh he’s gotta weapon. Yeah, he’s has jerkoffs like this talk smack to him before but today he wasn’t havin it. He just wanted to go home and rest. ‘what’d ya say? you fuckin piece ‘a shit?’ The guy trembled and held on tighter to his metal bat, continuing to put up a front.

Red looked down at the bat the back in the pissin fools eyes ‘buddy. i sure hope ya know how ta use dat. if youse really plannin on doin it you’d betta make sure you kill me wit da first swing. cuz if im still breathin, i will fuck you up.’

[ask-the-pun-girls]

“Now now, boys, let’s play nice.”

The voice was decidedly female, slightly muffled. Fae had dismounted her swing, donned a pair of mirrored sunglasses, and casually sauntered between the monster and the armed human. Her mouth and eyes weren’t visible, but the movement of her cheeks signaled She was smiling.

“Violence is such a nasty thing. Monsters have rights, just like you and I. Now, how about you drop the bat, turn around and go home, and we can all just go on our merry ways.” Her voice was calm, but it held a stern undercurrent.

She wasn’t asking.

[ilikejunkfood26]

Red noticed the girl but kept his eyes on the guy. He’d break his bones if he tried anything funny. ‘wait play nice?? this doodlebug came ova here messin with me! i got rights! so why don’t you sit yer pretty little human tail back on dat swing and let the big dawg handle it. capiche?’

Home boy with the bat used Red’s distraction to let out a battle cry and lunge towards him with his metal bat. Red dodged the kid and raised his arm to summon his attack before the girl reached out and grabbed his arm ‘whata ya doin??get off!’ The guy swings again. ‘ya tryin ta get yerself killed or what kid???’

[ask-the-pun-girls]

Fae simply rolls her eyes at the monsters macho act. On the second swing, she grabbed the attackers bat in one hand, releasing Reds arm to grab the guys wrist in the other. She twisted, the wrist giving a sickening crunch, the bat clattering to the ground. She kept twisting until the guy fell to his knees.

Once he was down, she slammed her foot square into his chest, the heavy leather combat boot- well, didn’t that go just lovely with the soft pink sweater she wore over soft grey jeans?- pinning him on his back to the cool pavement.

“Gosh, weak one aren’t you? Now then, let’s try that again. You’re gonna get up, and you’re gonna go home. And if you try to attack again…” She pulled off her shades and her cheeks lifted in another hidden smile. “I’ll melt that shiny bat of yours into the side of your face. Understand?”

[ilikejunkfood26]

Red blushes and rubs the back of his neck ‘badass...’ he mutters. He was just gonna give the punk an atomic wedgie and send him on his way but that works too. That smile though. Kinda puts him in the mind of his brother as he prances in the blood of his enemies. The guy wiggles free and lumps away shouting profanities on how he was gonna bring his squad to take care of them.

‘keep runnin ya bastad! you just got duked by a chick! make sure ya tell em dat! hehe.’ Red turns around and gets a good look at the girl. She ain’t human at all. But she’s not a monster either? Right? ‘listen cupcake, my minds all fucked up at the moment but I can guarantee i ain’t need ya help. i coulda beat em wit my eyes closed. 1. ya get no thanks from me. 2. that was some badassery you just done there and 3. what the FUCK are ya doin out here, in tha park, this time ‘a night?’

[ilikejunkfood26]

Summer nights were warm and cloudless, and perfect for anti monster activists to be out and about. Faerie sat in a dim circle of light on a rusty swingset, her strawberry blonde curls pinned under the decorative scarf She kept pulled up to her nose. She kept her eyes closed, listening intently as noises breezed to her hyper-sensitive ears on the gentle night breeze. The night was still so far, save for the white noise of the city. (*wink* heya, biscuit)

Hey muffin!😍Red was fully aware of those damned racist. Why couldn’t they just all disappear? He was just now returning home from running errands for his brother all day. Next time he’ll tell em to do his do his own damned dry cleaning. It was getting pretty dark so he needed to hurry back.Boss HATED it when he stayed out after the street lights came on. Like an old grandmother waiting by the front door tapping her feet impatiently while giving a displeasing look. Red chuckled at the thought of his evil younger brother wearing pink fuzzy slippers and a robe.

[ask-the-pun-girls]

Hearing the frenzied footsteps of… someone big. Probably male…. scurrying across the park, Fae opened her eyes to turn her head in that direction, black eyes jumping from one pool of light to the next. She spotted him just about to pass the playground she had camped out on.

She watched him with hooded eyes, remaining still. He was a monster, which meant there was a high probability of an activist attack. She tried to check his stats without being noticed. She didn’t tail monsters who could handle themselves. She always checked their stats first.

@ilikejunkfood22

[ilikejunkfood26]

Red noticed something in his peripheral vision. Someone camping out in the dark? At this time of night? ‘the hell…?’ ‘Hey punk! Yeah you! Go back to where you came from freak! Your kind isn’t welcomed here!’ Ughhh. He really didn’t wanna have to deal with this shit today. Any day but today.

He turned around to face the asshole who dared to threaten him. Oh he’s gotta weapon. Yeah, he’s has jerkoffs like this talk smack to him before but today he wasn’t havin it. He just wanted to go home and rest. ‘what’d ya say? you fuckin piece ‘a shit?’ The guy trembled and held on tighter to his metal bat, continuing to put up a front.

Red looked down at the bat the back in the pissin fools eyes ‘buddy. i sure hope ya know how ta use dat. if youse really plannin on doin it you’d betta make sure you kill me wit da first swing. cuz if im still breathin, i will fuck you up.’

[ask-the-pun-girls]

“Now now, boys, let’s play nice.”

The voice was decidedly female, slightly muffled. Fae had dismounted her swing, donned a pair of mirrored sunglasses, and casually sauntered between the monster and the armed human. Her mouth and eyes weren’t visible, but the movement of her cheeks signaled She was smiling.

“Violence is such a nasty thing. Monsters have rights, just like you and I. Now, how about you drop the bat, turn around and go home, and we can all just go on our merry ways.” Her voice was calm, but it held a stern undercurrent.

She wasn’t asking.

[ilikejunkfood26]

Red noticed the girl but kept his eyes on the guy. He’d break his bones if he tried anything funny. ‘wait play nice?? this doodlebug came ova here messin with me! i got rights! so why don’t you sit yer pretty little human tail back on dat swing and let the big dawg handle it. capiche?’

Home boy with the bat used Red’s distraction to let out a battle cry and lunge towards him with his metal bat. Red dodged the kid and raised his arm to summon his attack before the girl reached out and grabbed his arm ‘whata ya doin??get off!’ The guy swings again. ‘ya tryin ta get yerself killed or what kid???’

[ilikejunkfood26]

Summer nights were warm and cloudless, and perfect for anti monster activists to be out and about. Faerie sat in a dim circle of light on a rusty swingset, her strawberry blonde curls pinned under the decorative scarf She kept pulled up to her nose. She kept her eyes closed, listening intently as noises breezed to her hyper-sensitive ears on the gentle night breeze. The night was still so far, save for the white noise of the city. (*wink* heya, biscuit)

Hey muffin!😍Red was fully aware of those damned racist. Why couldn’t they just all disappear? He was just now returning home from running errands for his brother all day. Next time he’ll tell em to do his do his own damned dry cleaning. It was getting pretty dark so he needed to hurry back.Boss HATED it when he stayed out after the street lights came on. Like an old grandmother waiting by the front door tapping her feet impatiently while giving a displeasing look. Red chuckled at the thought of his evil younger brother wearing pink fuzzy slippers and a robe.

[ask-the-pun-girls]

Hearing the frenzied footsteps of… someone big. Probably male…. scurrying across the park, Fae opened her eyes to turn her head in that direction, black eyes jumping from one pool of light to the next. She spotted him just about to pass the playground she had camped out on.

She watched him with hooded eyes, remaining still. He was a monster, which meant there was a high probability of an activist attack. She tried to check his stats without being noticed. She didn’t tail monsters who could handle themselves. She always checked their stats first.

@ilikejunkfood22

[ilikejunkfood26]

Red noticed something in his peripheral vision. Someone camping out in the dark? At this time of night? ‘the hell...?’ ‘Hey punk! Yeah you! Go back to where you came from freak! Your kind isn’t welcomed here!’ Ughhh. He really didn’t wanna have to deal with this shit today. Any day but today.

He turned around to face the asshole who dared to threaten him. Oh he’s gotta weapon. Yeah, he’s has jerkoffs like this talk smack to him before but today he wasn’t havin it. He just wanted to go home and rest. ‘what’d ya say? you fuckin piece ‘a shit?’ The guy trembled and held on tighter to his metal bat, continuing to put up a front.

Red looked down at the bat the back in the pissin fools eyes ‘buddy. i sure hope ya know how ta use dat. if youse really plannin on doin it you’d betta make sure you kill me wit da first swing. cuz if im still breathin, i will fuck you up.’

[ilikejunkfood26]

Summer nights were warm and cloudless, and perfect for anti monster activists to be out and about. Faerie sat in a dim circle of light on a rusty swingset, her strawberry blonde curls pinned under the decorative scarf She kept pulled up to her nose. She kept her eyes closed, listening intently as noises breezed to her hyper-sensitive ears on the gentle night breeze. The night was still so far, save for the white noise of the city. (*wink* heya, biscuit)

Hey muffin!😍Red was fully aware of those damned racist. Why couldn’t they just all disappear? He was just now returning home from running errands for his brother all day. Next time he’ll tell em to do his do his own damned dry cleaning. It was getting pretty dark so he needed to hurry back.Boss HATED it when he stayed out after the street lights came on. Like an old grandmother waiting by the front door tapping her feet impatiently while giving a displeasing look. Red chuckled at the thought of his evil younger brother wearing pink fuzzy slippers and a robe.

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You’re work is goals!❤️

Thank you for your message.；）

[ilikejunkfood26]

😍😍😍 This is soooo cute!

[ilikejunkfood26]

Hey, take your time! you don't need to overwork yourself for us,well.. i really like the way you write and i'm staying heh, you are amazing ♡♡ ( sorry english is haaard (>///<) ) ~ run

Aawww thank you for taking the time to tell me this. And your english is awesome!❤️❤️❤️

[ilikejunkfood26]

Hey, try not to stress yourself for our sake. We get that life can get in the way. Responsibilities come first and if people don't get that, frankly it's their loss. I'm glad you'll write more soon, but remember to take a load off every now and again.

Thank you for understanding. I honestly really try for you guys but life loves kicking my ass. Thank you again for sticking with me❤️