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Molly Grue: you fucked up a perfectly good unicorn is what you did. look at it. it's got breasts
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@ilikewafflesmorethanyou
Schmendrick: I saved her from the bull
Molly Grue: you fucked up a perfectly good unicorn is what you did. look at it. it's got breasts
“Attention all staff and customers within the gas station. There are 215 horses in the mailroom. They will not stop eating the mail and it is too dangerous to retrieve any of our hooved friends. Thank you.” - my dream
Literally no one:
Wylan:
MOTHER OF GOD
ARE YOU FUCKIN
OH GOD ITS BACK
DEAR GOD THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POSTS IN EXISTENCE.
YOU THINK JUST THE NOISE IS FUNNY AND FITS WITH THE GIF REALLY WELL
BUT THEN
THEN
THE LYRICS START
seriously i have almost crashed my car into a telephone pole, becuase I suddenly thought of this post and started laughing uncontrollably
@w-redloh-nope
I thought I was alone who knew about this song holy piss.
@sspellweaver
Oh man I haven’t seen this post in years!!!
@ilikewafflesmorethanyou
ICONIC
I was gonna put this in my queue but tbh I think it’s more relevant right now.
Yeah.
Nina @ Kaz
Kaz+Nina: DM’ing back and forth
Kaz: *doesnt reply for an hour*
Nina: ...Okay, I’ll see you later then.
Kaz: *an hour later* I’m coming over, chill.
Nina: ...*in head* I’m leaving you on read so you understand how mad I am at you.
Person A: “I fucked up.”
Person B: “On a scale of, The Bakery Incident, and, That Time We Never Speak Of, how badly did you fuck up?”
Person A: “Roughly the same level as, The Dentist Disaster.”
Person B: “…..Oh shit.”
Person A: “Yeah.”
@ilikewafflesmorethanyou the boys
@damienremains No, my bro, that is us-
this is my flower boy. happy national dog day to my beautiful golden prince
think this has to be one of my favourite headlines of anything ever
Happy 18th birthday to my biffle @ilikewafflesmorethanyou!
OH MY GOODNESS THANK YOU.. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
tagged by @cloverbell13, thank you!
rules: pick one and tag 10 people
glossy or matte? Matte
denim or leather? Denim
favorite flower? Don’t have one
pearls or gemstones? Gemstones
favourite scent? Idk
barefoot or heels? Barefoot
bath bombs or shower gel? Bath bomb
eye colour? Brown
favorite emoji? 😘
body glitter or body shimmer? Glitter
prada or miu miu? Idk, all I wear is sweaters and jeans from thrift shops and markets lmao, I guess prada?
fireworks or lightning? Lightning, I love storms.
hiking or swimming? Hiking
night in or night out? Night in
Tagging: @ratherinterestingmilkshake @spxced-oxt @mycatshuman @bee-nice-to-bees @kindasortaemo2 @shamelessavengersmcupersona @im-too-gay-for-toxic-negativity @unwriter-sc @amber-no @relatable-books
I hath been summoned by the great and powerful @little-euro-girl!
glossy or matte? Matte
denim or leather? Oh shit i can’t choose. Leather?
favorite flower? Peonies and Orchids!! especially white peonies
pearls or gemstones? Gemstones
favourite scent? The scent of trees and the forest, especially after it rained.
barefoot or heels? Barefoot. I’d rather die than wear heels.
bath bombs or shower gel? Bath bomb
eye colour? Blue
favorite emoji? 🏳️🌈
body glitter or body shimmer? Glitter
prada or miu miu? I have no idea.
fireworks or lightning? THUNDER AND LIGHTNING, VERY VERY FRIGHTENING, ME! GALILEO-
hiking or swimming? Swimming
night in or night out? Night In
@lesbian101gamer, @i-am-a-fish, @straitjacket-memories, @ivyyswitchery, @strangelystrangestranger, @rattusrattus3, @its-a-trapta, @jakeinthebox, @yangxaiolongfan @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses
Thanks @phoenix-no for the tag!!
Glossy or matte? Matte
Demin or leather? Leather
Favourite flower? Dark lenten rose
Pearls or gemstones? Gemstones emeralds are my favourite
Favourite scent? Tie between fresh rain and campfire/firewood
Barefoot or heels? Barefoot
Bathbomb or shower gel? Bathbomb
Eye colour? Dark brown
Favourite emoji? 🧜♂️
Body glitter or body shimmer? Body glitter
Prada or miu miu? Neither ig
Fireworks or lighting? Lightning, I love storms, plus I cant go to the fireworks because of my hearing
Hiking or swimming? Swimming
Night in or night out? Night in
Tag list: @fischyplier @mmmirkabat @ilikewafflesmorethanyou @sohowdoilifeandstuff @earthnicity @alientornado @spicy-spedicey @ghosty-boi-max @littleshykitten08 @markispedicey
Thank you for the tag @jakeinthebox !
Glossy or Matte: Matte
Denim or Leather: Leather
Favorite Flower: White Rose
Pears or Gemstones: Gemstones - I own about a million because I go to too many pagan shops online and like jewerly far too much
Favorite Scent: The forest after it rains, and the smell of Fall (ya’ll know what I mean 🥮)
Barefoot or Heels: Barefoot
Bathbomb or Shower-gell: Showergell (as unpopular an opinion as it is, the smell stays on my person longer!)
Eye Color: Hazel, heavy green and blue.
Favorite Emoji: (Unironically) 🍸
Body Glimmer or Body Shimmer: Glitter
Prada or Miu Miu: Prada
Fireworks or Lightning: Lightning
Hiking or Swimming: Hiking
Night in or Night out: Night in
@nina-zeniks-cleavage @kazualbrekker @inejghxfaa @wylanvanwreck @jesper-fahey-god-among-men @helvarmatthias
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