im not a monster, im just misunderstood

hold on to your butts

[bobfloydssunnies]

dereksteez: Having a magical day

[timthetoolmann]

if ya girl is clingy let her be clingy cuz if she stops bein clingy u gonna be all sad n shit cuz she aint clingy, wishin she was clingy again

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

lightning mcqueen is a twink

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

common misconception! hes actually a car

[moththey69]

Can someone tell me why the fuck the people in my grandparents old folks community dressed up as sperm for Halloween? I feel like I’m having a stroke

[illhopeforamiracle]

im literally so bored and i have so much free time right now since i havent started training that im going to start a disney blog because im THAT bored thanks for listening 

[illhopeforamiracle]

i considered starting to use this again but there’s too much on here and it’s overwhelming me so im starting fresh follow me on twitter though @SEMlCHARMED

[oblwankenobi]

Kevin Bacon lashes sexist trend of unnecessary female nudity in cinema and television and demands more male nudity in Hollywood.

[oblwankenobi]

[smartass-stripper]

Kevin Bacon is a blessing

[leavemealoneyoufuckingweirdos-d]

[sarkos]

[illhopeforamiracle]

i haven't used this in like 2 years who even still follows this are any of you still alive where am i

[hypersexualsportswear]

Garlic is so iconic

[spottiedottie2]

[candida44]

[kibokkkkkko]

wow! what kind of chicken lay that egg

[dongboss]

[nxkdeep]

[i-phones-deactivated20230702]

Stan big time rush

[pantskit]

I JSUT FUCKING FOUND THE ORIGINAL ARTIST OF GOTTA GO FAST

I WAS ON GODDAMN WAYBACK MACHINE ON SONIC CENTRAL AND THIS IS LITERALLY IT

POSTED AUGUST 2004

THE BIRTH OF A LEGEND

[unzan]

hes 15 now how do u think he feels

[moved000]

Like a fucking god. 

[yroxis-original]

Personality: I DON’T GIVE A FUCK

Anxiety: I do

[whospilledthebongwater]

No post has ever described my life as accurately as this one

[catghibli-deactivated20210917]

my mind says college but my heart says isolated sheep herder in Iceland