This blog is dumb.

Turn back while you still can.

[r0b0h]

I got a Charmander! 😆

[circus-of-freaks-webcomic]

Pg. 83

[jadont-blog]

do u cherish this snowpuff

reblog if u do

[horsefieldmix]

Visit Original Link

no treble

[a9ecf5-deactivated20141210]

this makes me feel like I’m in the back of a club about to get murdered I LOVE it

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

The comment. LMFAO.

[mexitheque-deactivated20151120]

This is what it sounds like when you’re in the bathroom at a house party getting your boochie murdered

[dicknurse]

THE LAST COMMENT I’M JUST

[thestumpy]

[gunsandcowgirls]

America the Beautiful

[coffeeandspentbrass-deactivated]

I secretly have a massive thing for blonde girls in cowboy boots and American flag stuff…

[cunts-corgis-cascades-deactivat]

Todd, everyone does

[bill-11b]

As GW said, “I can not tell a lie”

[illogical-idiot-blog]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Yes. Yes they have

[tastefullyoffensive]

Peter Dinklage riding a scooter (via kshandoo)

[rewatchingpokemon]

BULBASAUR PICKED OUT A BULBASAUR COOKIE

[unclefather]

“this is me”

[deadwwwwhhhit-blog]

39 mega pixel photo of a burger

[pyreclaws]

I can see the goddamn cell walls in the onion holy fucking shit

[wacnordo]

wait a sec is that

a hair in the cheese

[vizmedium]

oh my god is that

a doge in the hair

[claimedlnd]

WAIT

What is this.

In the doge’s eye

Could it be?

I THINK IT IS

Oh my days there iS A BURGER IN THE EYE OF THE DOG IN THE HAIR IN THE CHEESE IN. THE. BURGER.

[starshapes]

THAT’S A WHOLE LOTTA HOOPLAH

[bulbbasaur]

Zelda is coming

[humorrelated]

“technology is in evolution”

[forwardstyling]

If you guys are into like life hack tips, consider following me @forwardstyling.

In the future, will include tips on clothing, food, and other DIY’s :)

[snowie-skyes]

That last one is going to break the wires in your earbuds……

[gifsandsound]

[automatomik]

this is the first thing i reblog in 3 months

[thatadult]

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

[theeeprotagonist]

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

[blkmedusa]

Karma will pop me if I don’t

[freshfreshsalad]

If I can’t play as Baloo in the Star Wars levels then what the fuck’s even the point.

[mr-cappadocia]

America…

[matt-ruins-your-shit]

Not all immigrants fall prey to leftist trickery…especially those who have seen where it leads already.

[libertybill]

If you’re in Colorado, you can vote for Lily Tang Williams for US Senate on November 8th 2016.

Born in the wild west of China, Sichuan province before the Cultural Revolution, raised with her two sibling brothers by illiterate working-class parents, Lily grew up facing poor living conditions, food rationing, Communist indoctrination, and political and social chaos under Mao’s regime. In this tumultuous environment, she quickly developed street smarts and compassion as well as the values of perseverance and hard work. Lily received her university law degree at Fudan University in Shanghai and was a faculty member of the law school for three years.  She came over to the U.S.A. in 1988 and earned a Master’s degree at The University of Texas at Austin, School of Social Work. Lily worked for corporations in Hong Kong and the U.S.A. as a corporate executive. Lily became a Colorado small business woman and entrepreneur in 2000. Lily was nominated as a candidate by the Libertarian Party of Colorado in March of 2014 to run for the State of Representatives in House District 44. She is the former state chair of the Libertarian Party of Colorado and currently State Director for Our America Initiative. The Libertarian Party of Colorado unanimously nominated Lily on March 12th as the candidate for U.S. Senate. Her name will be on the ballot this November.

[southernnationalist-deactivated]

>voting for someone who isn’t an American to the U.S. Senate

[mr-cappadocia]

She went through the process. She did so legally. She made something of herself. She is officially one of the gang.

[southernnationalist-deactivated]

She is Chinese. I don’t care what check mark is next to her name.

[mr-cappadocia]

Amendment XIV

Section 1.

All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the state wherein they reside.

Well, you’re wrong, so there’s always that.

[southernnationalist-deactivated]

American citizen  ≠ American

Based on that piece of paper some fucking border-hopper’s kids are suddenly just as American as somebody whose family fought in the revolution. I don’t think so. 

I will never be Russian. I have no Russian blood. I can move to Russia, and imitate the Russians, but the reality is that I will never be an actual Russian.

Immigration is destroying this country. America should not be the dumping spot for the rest of the world, yet that is what it has become. 

[mr-cappadocia]

Actually that’s exactly how it works and it’s *supposed* to work that way.

Your idea of what it means to be an American seems alien to me. Foreign somehow. It doesn’t fit into our culture.

This belief that our system is inferior, weak even… so weak that you tell us freedom must be jealously hoarded for the precious few..

For being this so called “True American” the degree of contempt you have for us is staggering.

[girls-to-avoid]

Apparently, to be an American, you have to be white, and never anything else because then you’re not American

What a fucking idiot

[stalker-among-the-stars]

>Paying heed to anyone who unironically uses “nationalist” in their url

>Ever

>Being, and admitting to being, a nationalist

>Ever

[misssnicket]

Only Americans will understand:

CALL J.G. WENTWORTH

[nerdygrlwonder]

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[bloomingeden]

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What is this

[a-daks]

CALL J.G. WENTWORTH

877-CASHNOW!

(877 cash now)

[sunlaire]

IT’S MY MONEY AND I WANT IT NOW

[wessasaurus-rex]

THEY HELPED THOUSANDS THEY’LL HELP YOU TOO 

ONE LUMP SUM OF CASH THEY WILL PAY TO YOU 

IF YOU GET LONG-TERM PAYMENTS AND YOU NEED CASH NOW 

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[candiikismet]

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[raakxhyr]

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[woahspace]

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[pashionforfashion21allday]

💰It’s your money use it when you need it 💰

[marauders4evr]

*Small instrumental*

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[givinginandsigningup]

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[anotherfirebender-deactivated20]

yall need to chill for real

[johnnythemizfit]

Lord my chest