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“Are you a magician? When I looked at you, everyone else disappeared.” “I’ve been feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.” “Can I get a picture of you? I want to show my parents what my spouse looks like.” “Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.” “When God made you, he was showing off.” “Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?” “What time do you have to go back to Heaven?” “Are you a camera? Every time I look at you, I smile.” “I might as well call you Google, because you have everything that I’m looking for.” “Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?” “I love every bone in your body. Especially mine.” “Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you sure are CuTe.” “Would you like to have breakfast in bed tomorrow?” “Are you a thief? I think you just stole my heart.” “If I could change the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.” “Call life alert! I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up.” “Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?” “I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?” “Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.” “Feel my shirt. You know what it’s made of? Date material.” “If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.” “There’s something wrong with my phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.” “On a scale of 1 to 10: You’re a 9, and I’m the 1 you need.” “I lost my number. Can I have yours?” “Let’s play Titanic. You be the ocean, and I’ll go down on you.” “Did we have a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.” “Do you have a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.” “There are 21 letters in the alphabet, right? Oh, wait. I missed ‘U’, ‘R’, ‘A’, ‘Q’, ‘T’.” “If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.” “Are you going to kiss me, or am I going to have to lie in my journal?” “I don’t have a library card, but can I check you out?” “You must be a broom, because you just swept me off your feet.” “Do you like KFC? Because you’re finger lickin’ good.” “What’s on the menu? Me-n-u.” “I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.” “Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?” “You must be tired. You’ve been running through my mind all day long.”
rick: CARL! don’t KILL PEOPLE!
carl:
@illumantes SHIP STARTER.
“get on over here, if i have to spend one more minute with these pricks i’m gonna lose my mind.”
Sage gave him a wicked smile and sat on his lap.❛ I don’t understand why you just don’t come hang out with me, I’m way more FUN. ❜
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TO SPREAD POSITIVITY.
;; I challenge all of you to send me URLs! Send me URLs of your Tumblr crushes, your best friends, strangers you like to see on your dash. Send me any URL you want, and I’ll talk about the things I like about them and their blog. You can do this on or off anon, it makes no difference, just send me URLs you want me to praise. just put ‘positivity’ in the beginning of the ask and I’ll know what to do.
the salty af munday meme
Because, like it or not, we're not all balls of sunshine all the time. We can be pure salt when we want to be.
☠ What does someone have to do for an instant unfollow from you?
♥ What's the WORST thing that has happened to you rp wise?
♦ What was a mildly annoying thing that has happened to you rp wise?
♢ Has anyone ever tried to steal your blog? Your headcanons? Icons? All that jazz
♚ How many people don't like you?
⚜ How many people do you not like?
✮ Have you managed to stay away from drama?
☄ Have you ever been in the middle of drama?
☯ Have you ever tried to bring peace to a situation?
☼ How long do you stay mad?
☀ What's your rp pet peeve?
☁ Have you ever forgiven a partner when you shouldn't have?
☂ Have you ever been forgiven when you knew you shouldn't have been?
☢ What fads/trends are you so over?
☣ Have you ever rp'd with someone you knew for a fact was abusive but tried to give them a chance/to make up your own opinion on the roleplayer? Did they change or did you understand what people were talking about?
♨ Have you ever made a public call out post?
❀ What has made you completely lose your chill?
✿ What do you think about public call out posts?
✂ A fandom that you feel isn't open and accepting?
✉ A fandom that you feel is open and accepting?
✦ Thoughts on duplicates following you?
✧ Do you agree with reblog karma or is it forced interaction?
❥ Has someone ever ruined an FC or character for you?
❦ Has someone been jealous of you?
❧ Have you ever been jealous of anyone?
✖ How has Tumblr RP changed since you started?
♒ Thoughts on the fandom you're currently rping in?
❣ How salty are you feeling right now?
cruel intentions → sentence meme
CONTAINS GRAPHIC LANGUAGE AND SEXUAL REFERENCES
❝You amaze me.❞
❝God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex.❞
❝Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24/7 so I can be considered a lady?❞
❝I’m the Marsha Fucking Brady of the Upper East Side, and sometimes I want to kill myself!❞
❝So there’s your psychoanalysis, Dr. Freud. Now tell me, are you in…or are you out?❞
❝What shall we toast to?❞
❝Silly rabbit. My triumph isn’t over them. It’s over you.❞
❝You were very much in love with them. You’re still in love with them.❞
❝It amused me to make you ashamed of it.❞
❝You gave up the first person you ever loved because I threatened your reputation.❞
❝Don’t you get it? You’re just a toy. A little toy I like to play with.❞
❝Tastes good.❞
❝So I assume you’ve come here to make arrangements? But unfortunately, I don’t fuck losers.❞
❝Most people are sheep. Who are you to criticize something you’ve never experienced?❞
❝I just don’t think people should experience the act of love until they are in love.❞
❝Are you a lesbian?❞
❝I didn’t meant to offend you. I just picked up on a little bit of that lesbian vibe.❞
❝The only reason I let him keep up the charade is because the man has a mouth like a hoover. Oof!❞
❝This sure doesn’t take like an iced tea.❞
❝Yup. Then I fucked your daughter.❞
❝I’m impressed.❞
❝Well, I’m in love.❞
❝They told me they loved me, and I believed them.❞
❝Would you cut your psycho-babble bullshit!❞
❝There’s pictures of me on the internet!❞
❝My advice is to sleep with as many people as possible.❞
❝But that would make me a slut, wouldn’t it?❞
❝Fucking idiot…❞
❝Well I know this sounds corny, but whenever I feel the temptation of peer pressure, I turn to God and he helps me through the problem.❞
❝I don’t know what I could possibly say that would rectify the harm I’ve caused you.❞
❝The truth of the matter is that being with you was the only time I have ever been happy.❞
❝My whole life has been a joke. I prided myself on taking joy in others’ misery.❞
❝I succeed in hurting the first person I ever loved.❞
❝Please give me another chance. I’m a wreck without you.❞
❝You spend all your time preaching about waiting for love. Well here it is. Right in front of you, and you’re going to turn your back on it.❞
❝But you are going to have to live the rest of your life knowing that you’ve turned your back on love.❞
❝And that makes you a hypocrite. Have a nice life.❞
❝And how are things down under?❞
❝E-mail is for geeks and pedophiles.❞
❝That little wager of yours? Count me in.❞
❝ What are the terms?❞
❝In English? I’ll fuck your brains out.❞
❝Because I’m the only person you can’t have, and it kills you.❞
❝You’ve got yourself a bet, baby!❞
❝Everybody loves me, and I intend to keep it that way.❞
❝Why can’t we be together?❞
❝You wanna know why? Because I don’t trust myself with you.❞
❝You could be a model. It’s too bad you’re not sexy.❞
❝I can be sexy!❞
❝Keep your legs together. This isn’t Jamaica.❞
❝Introduce them to your world of sex, drugs and… what else do you do?❞
❝My God. You are completely pussy-whipped.❞
❝What happened to us?❞
❝You’re in love with them, you don’t love me anymore.❞
❝Hmm, quite the predicament you’re in.❞
❝Well let me tell you something, people don’t change overnight. You and I are two of a kind. At least I have the guts to admit it.❞
❝Not only will you ruin your reputation, you’ll destroy theirs.❞
❝I know how to alleviate menstrual cramps, thank you very much.❞
❝It’s not like you have a husband - unless you’re married to Jesus.❞
❝It’s not you, it’s me…I’m completely fucked up.❞
❝I thought I was in love with you, but it was just a lie.❞
❝I just wanted to see what you were like in bed.❞
❝I wanted it to work, but unfortunately I feel nothing.❞
❝You’re such a coward! Look at yourself!❞
❝Don’t touch me! Don’t touch me! Don’t fucking touch me!❞
❝I can’t stand that holier-than-thou bullshit, and yet, I’m completely infatuated.❞
❝It’s okay. You can laugh. I promise not to tell anyone.❞
❝Okay, let’s try it again only this time I’m gonna stick my tongue in your mouth, and when I do that I want you to massage my tongue with yours. And that’s what first base is.❞
❝They took down my pants and started writing the alphabet with their tongue.❞
❝I’ve been very well-informed of your reputation.❞
❝You promise people the world in order to get them into bed with you.❞
❝Relationships seem too distracting. I’d rather concentrate on my studies.❞
❝Get your ass on the bed and prepare for the fuck of your life!❞
❝How can someone so charming be so manipulative?❞
Maybe it is stupid keeping you and your dad alive. I mean why am I trying so hard? maybe I should just bury you both down in one of those flower beds. and then I could just settle into the suburbs. what do you think about that?
👻 - Do you believe in an afterlife?
That’s such a hard questions, there is a part of me that does, but I’ve never really sat down and thought about it! But with this questions I might just do that!
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🍷- What is your favorite drink?
Well blackberry juice, but made with milk not water (kind of like smoothie)! Girl that stuff is is so good, every time I go out it’s what I order. An alcoholic one , well that is another story!
“ work it out. you’re smart.”
Sage gave the other girl a look and a quiet laugh. She knew she could work this out. With a small sigh, she started to work on the girl wound, it wasn’t deep. She took a piece of her shirt to tie it around the other girl’s leg. They were going to have to go back slowly, she didn’t mind.
❛ There, looks like I’m pretty smart. ❜
Munday questions
😺- Do you have any pets? How many? 😪 - What is the last dream that you remember? ⭐- Are you smarter than your parents? ✏ - What is/was your favorite subject in school? 💤- How often do you nap? 👍 - If you knew you couldn’t fail, what would you do? 🎥 - What movies have you re-watched the most number of times? 👋 - What is the first thing that you notice when meeting someone new? 🍷- What is your favorite drink? 💻- Have you ever been in any YouTube videos? 🎈 - Where did you grow up? 🏬 - Have you ever been to the emergency room? What for? 😎 - If you could be any celebrity, who would it be? 🌍 - What is one thing that you would like to change about the world? 🔥 - Are you a pessimist or an optimist? 🌙 - Do you prefer a quiet night at home or going out to a big party? 📑 - Do you like to plan things out or be spontaneous? 📱 - What are three websites that you visit every day? 🍕 - Describe your favorite type of pizza? 🌞 - What is the first thing you do in the morning? 🍁 - What are your hobbies? 💫 - Would you rather be the smartest moron or dumbest genius? ☔ - What do you like to do on a rainy day? 👴 - At what age would you consider someone to be old? 🎧 - What kind of music do you like to listen to? 💵 - Which is better, being the boss or an employee? 🌠 - What do you think your life will look like in 10 years? 💀 - If you knew you only had 24 hours left to live, what would you do? 👭 - What’s the worst thing you can say on a first date? 📞 - Do you prefer talking over the phone or face to face? 😨 - What is biggest regret this week? 🍺 - What drink do you usually order with your food? 👻 - Do you believe in an afterlife?
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the walking dead starters ( s7ep7 - part two.)
!!! SPOILER ALERT !!! FOR THOSE WHO HASN’T WATCHED THIS EPISODE YET !!!
“ i want to get to know you a little better, ___”
“ work it out. you’re smart.”
“ you’re smart enough to know that i’m not gonna let this slide.”
“ ahh, i can’t – i can’t do it.”
“ it’s like talking to a birthday present. you gotta take that crap off. i want to see what grandma got me.”
“ do you really want to piss me off?”
“ christ! that is disgusting. no wonder you cover that up.”
“ have you seen it? i mean, have you looked in a mirror? that is gross as hell.”
“ i want to touch it. oh, come on. can i touch it?”
“ damn. holy hell, kid. look, i… i just… it’s easy to forget that you’re… just a kid.”
“ i didn’t mean to hurt your feelings or anything. i… i was just screwing around.”
“ just forget it.”
“ seriously? i NEVER do that.”
“ i guess a kid firing a machine gun is a little bit of a distraction.”
“ all jokes aside, you look rad as hell.”
“ i wouldn’t cover that shit up.”
“ i swear to you, NO ONE is gonna screw with you looking like that. no, sir.”
“ were you gentle? were you kind?”
“ i’m just screwing around, man!”
“ get the hell out.”
“ now, you see? that’s what i’m talking about. men breaking each other’s balls.”
“ what do you like to do for fun?”
“ i want you to sing me a song.”
“ i want something in return for that.”
“ do not let me distract you.”
“ weird, huh?”
“ damn. dead, huh?”
“ you see it happen?”
“ i shot him/her. before it could…”
“ damn, no wonder you’re a little serial killer in the making.”
“ that was an example of breaking balls, by the way.”
“ hold that for me.”
“ what’s about to happen is gonna be hard to watch.”
“ i don’t want to do it.”
“ i wish i could just ignore the rules and let it slide, but i CAN’T.”
“ rules are what make it all work.”
“ i know it’s not easy.”
“ if you try to skirt it, if you try to cut that corner, then it is the iron for you.”
“ on your feet.”
“ ah, that wasn’t so bad, now, was it?”
“ clean that up.”
“ i’m all done, do your thing.”
“ well, the pussy passed out.”
“ it’s settled, we’re square. everything is cool.”
“ i hope we all learned something today, because i don’t EVER want to have to do that again.”
“ some crazy shit, huh? you probably think i’m a lunatic.”
“ come on. let’s go figure out what to do with you.”
“ i didn’t want to come back here.”
“ i’m not trying to definitively stop ya. just maybe slow your roll.”
“ i’m not waiting.”
“ that’s just being stupid.”
“ you don’t know what the hell you’re talking about.”
“ it doesn’t matter if you’re stealthy, snipey, gun or knifey. they have the numbers.”
“ someone has to pay the price. even if you’re willing… from all we’ve seen, it’s not a lock you’ll be the one.”
“ will the man who killed the man who saved our lives die?”
“ you’re not talking me out of this, ___!”
“ you owe me, and you owe ___”
“ if there’s a price, i’ll pay it. but don’t you tell me no.”
“ you don’t know anything, you don’t DO anything.”
“ you’re a coward. and you’re weak.”
“ for once, do something useful.”
“ don’t beat yourself up.”
“ you sold ‘em out, right? you had to.”
“ it’s not what happened.”
“ whatever helps you sleep at night.”
“ how do YOU sleep at night?”
“ you should go. someone’s going to see us.”
“ no, you absolutely cannot.”
“ why the hell not?”
“ look at this badass.”
“ you can’t because i’m not done with you.”
“ what? you got something to say?”
“ why haven’t you killed me?”
“ you see, s/he thinks s/he’s holding it together, but you saw it.”
“ you on the other hand… we shall see.”
“ it’s more productive to break you. more fun, too. you thinking that’s stupid?”
“ i’m thinking we’re different.”
“ what do you think i should do? you know i can’t let you go.”
“ so, do i kill you? iron your face? chop off your arm? tell me. what do you think?”
“ i think you should jump out the window to save me the trouble of killing you.”
“ now, there is the ___ that impressed the hell outta me.”
“ i think you’re not saying what you’re gonna do to me, because you’re not going to do anything.”
“ if you knew us, if you knew anything, you WOULD kill us.”
“ maybe you’re right. maybe i can’t.”
“ let’s go for a ride.”
“ if you do anything to him/her…”
“ what next? you want my shoes?”
“ great, great, great, great, great, GREAT!”
“ dooooon’t care ~”
“ cool. i’ll wait.”
“ we’re practically starving here.”
“ starving? you? by ‘practically’ you mean ‘not really.’ ”
“ REALLY? you people seriously don’t have a sense of humor.”
“ excuse me. what’s your name again?”
“ i am sorry for having been so rude to you just now.”
“ it looks like i’m gonna be here for a while.”
“ i mean, y’know, if you’re agreeable to it.”
“ all right, well, i’m just gonna put my feet up and wait for my stuff to get here.”
“ would you be a lamb and make us a little lemonade?”
“ now, i know i left you some of that good powdered stuff.”
“ take me on the grand tour!”
“ how ‘bout this one?”
“ are you serious, ___? come on.”
“ oh-ho, my… look at this little angel.”
“ i’m sorry for what i said.”
“ i reject that.”
“ you meant it, you felt it, that’s your truth.”
“ i’d like to take it back to awkward silence now.”
“ find what you wanted?”
“ hey, neighbor. why don’t you come by later? we might grill out.”
“ oh, i like it here. i just might have to stay here.”
“ you know, i was thinking about what you said earlier, ___. maybe it IS stupid keeping you alive.”
“ i mean, why am i trying so hard?”
“ maybe i should just bury you in one of those flower beds? huh?”
“ what do you think about that?”
Negan: “Sing me a song.”
Carl: “Hello darkness my old friend…”