A True Man's Man

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Steven smiles sheepishly. “Really? You can’t- you can’t understand me?”

He tries to make himself clear and attempts to talk like his other counterparts. “Can you understand me now, Wallace?” Goodness, that hard “r” will be the death of him if he has to keep it up. It’s only been used once and it’s killing his throat already.

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“I meant the context. Silly goose.”

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“Oh, cause you’re the Water Gym Leader?” Brendan laughs.

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“I believe it may be the work of Kyogre.”

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“But Kyogre can’t bring people in from other dimensions… Maybe it’s the work of Palkia?”

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“I haven’t the slightest idea. But as long as no one is hurt yes?”

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“Darling, you sound different.”

So he finally takes note.

“Of course. My Hoenn seems to be different from everyone else’s.”

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“I don’t really understand what you’re saying, but I still love you darling.”

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“It’s only a matter of time.” Wallace says with a sigh.

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“That’s why you should wear a mask~ Plus, people love a mystery~”

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“But it’d be quite a blight on society without my face to shine upon them.”

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“I’m flattered, really! I wish I could’ve gotten something more meaningful but business trips are business, I suppose.”

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“You could always let me join you.”

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▐ ► “ I… okay… You do that… ”

   Ivana’s uncomfortable, but Not-so-Grump is living. One Gastly is screaming along and the other is badly beatboxing along. ( HOW HARD DID I JUST SEAL THE DEAL!!! WITH MY DRAGON SLAYER STEEL!!! ) Oh… oh, god. It’s one of their improv songs.

▐ ► “ … Get out of here with this garbage. Out. ” 

( NOOO!!! I NEVER DON’T KICK HIM OUT HE’S MY PEOPLE!!! MY PEOPLE ) 

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“Girl, I can tell that you know what I mean But just in case, I will provide the translation Like how I want you to sign up for the PTA That's the P---- Touching Association”

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“Oh, cause you’re the Water Gym Leader?” Brendan laughs.

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“I believe it may be the work of Kyogre.”

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“Wallace, how come there’s three Stevens? And why does one have a weird accent?”

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“You’re just having a dream. A very wet dream.”

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“Oh Stevey, we have something special. Tell me, how is father?”

“He’s fine.” Has Wallace taken note of his accent yet, or is he too busy being theatrical to notice?

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“Darling, you sound different.”

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"So after you took down the barrier at Sky Pillar, did you ever think to put it back?"

“I turned it into a bath house. The water there is excellent for the pores.”

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{Oh my god, I’m dying right now.}

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“I must say, Blue is quite the keeper, all the young ladies should be interested in him.”

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“Well, Wallace, if you’re handing out gifts to my counterparts, I, erm…” He cleared his throat. “I suppose I shall give you something as well?” He held out a caddy of tea bought in Unova. “It’s tea.”

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“Quite a hot gift, no Stevey-boy?” Wallace winks.

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“It is.” He turns away, blushing madly, and is silent after that. It’s embarrassing how…flirty… his best friend is, considering how other Stevens are here too.

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“Oh Stevey, we have something special. Tell me, how is father?”

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“That’s exciting! I did the same thing, though I went to visit Unova for a bit to check out their subway system. Anyway, I did get you a surprise though I don’t know how often you’ll be using them.” Steven handed him a small handful of Water Stones. 

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Wallace shoves the stones inside his hat.

“Anything from you darling is a godsend.”