TEXAS LIVIN'

[oldshows]

[food-and-liquor]

[fyeahmovies]

Moonlight (2016) dir. Barry Jenkins

[iloatheric]

#AmericanHistoryX

[shmazarov]

You wanna come to a super soft birthday party?

[depresane]

Polish fishermen have caught an old, huge wels catfish, which had eaten a bit of an SS soldier in the 1940s.

O.O

And by “a bit” I mean his head and a bit of his upper torso, since a fragmented skull, two buttons and the insignia were found inside the gigantic fish.

o.O

How does one even…? Brrr!

( @biszumletzten )

[biszumletzten]

thank you so much for thinking of me when you see a post about a nazi eating sea monster. :3 this has made my day. bless

[lilnasxvevo]

If you don’t feel like reading the article, please know that this is one of the oldest wels catfish ever caught–they usually live to be about 60, and this one was between 90 and 110 years old.

Also, I don’t know much about fish but HOLY SHIT THIS FISH IS SO BIG

I WAS LIKE “WTF HOW CAN A FISH JUST EAT A PERSON” AND THEN I SAW HOW BIG THIS FISH WAS AND I UNDERSTOOD 

This fish is 187 kg which is a little over 412 lbs and I am so proud of it for eating a Nazi and being so big and strong and old I’m a little emotional rn

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

I am so proud of this Nazi-eating fish and I think we should make an exception to kashrut laws so that it can be turned into gefilte so that we may digest its anti-SS powers.

[missveryvery]

reblog nazi-slayer fish for nazi-death fortune in the future.

[gangrelstory]

@nastyukulele @regalswag

[nastyukulele]

What a good fish.

[ironpour]

[blackmanwaldo]

[mitski-miyawakis]

do i….. like this or not? i honestly can’t tell sksksk

[lockzitas-deactivated20211004]

old horror movies - behind the scenes 

a nightmare on elm street - child’s play - halloween 

[4gifs]

[grawly]

what the fuck. what the fuck how. how the hell.

“how the hell” is the fact that flight paths are ENTIRELY PRE-PROGRAMMED AND SCHEDULED. This is trivial.

[mcnerds]

“Technology has gotten so precise that it is possible to sync the image on an enormous video screen with the movements of an actual, real life, giant flying machine carrying hundreds of human beings thousands of meters up into the air. This is trivial.”

[solluxisms]

It’s absolutely not trivial, because it means that a flight somehow took off when scheduled.

[ohmysaintedpyjamas]

^^^ HAHAHAHAHAHA

[candiikismet]

That’s brilliant

[sitelizgillies]

Elizabeth Gillies - Bang Bang 

[phantomgaylord]

[nevver]

Water, water every hare

[sixpenceee]

Vinyl record, 1000 times zoomed. The groove modulations create electricity that is converted into sound. (Source)

[butchdee]

[butchdee]

When I’m dead, just throw me in the trash.

— It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005-) created by Rob Mcelhenney

[sixpenceee]

Downward force created by a pigeon’s wings. (Source)

[headofspectre-deactivated202101]

Don’t bullshit me you summoned a Shadow Pidgeon

[loosesealbluths]