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[uriekukistan]

it's always "i love you," and never "eating meals we made out of habits, watching the sunlit laundry, walking side by side with a person like you, and seeing off tsumiki...i wanted to think, ah, i'm so happy."

[kaisenkalogathia]

Gojo x Deadpool 😫😫😫

Art by: akutawah

[percabethconvos]

Percy: You ever dip your entire oreo in milk except for the part where you're holding it and feel like Thetis dipping newborn Achilles into the river Styx leaving him invulnerable everywhere except for his heel?

Annabeth:

Annabeth: Yes

[leclerrari]

once ferrari fix their tyre warming issues and their brake issues and their bouncing issues and their engine issues and their pit stop issues and their strategy issues and their race pace issues it’s over for everyone

[teamleo1029]

Annabeth: *laying on a pool chair, unconscious* Jason, panicking: she’s not breathing! Leo: I'll give her mouth-to-mouth! Annabeth: *opens one eye,* Ew no! Let Percy do it! *Closes eye* Jason: Leo: Frank: Percy: GET OUT OF THE WAY, LOSERS!

[beechicory]

GPDA chair Alex Wurz, my anti-homophobe beloved ❤️❤️❤️

Apparently, back in the mid-2000s-ish, when Matt Bishop (who was openly gay) was working in the paddock, there was an 'unnamed' F1 driver who would call him disgusting slurs. Specifically, he'd call Matt "fat faggot". All the fucking time.

One day, Alex Wurz heard.

Alex Wurz was also an F1 driver.

Alex Wurz got mad. Alex Wurz fucking did something about it.

According to The Guardian:

On one occasion the driver in question did so by shouting the abuse across the paddock. Bishop ignored it but the driver Alex Wurz confronted the man and told him off in no uncertain terms. Wurz and Bishop are now close friends and Wurz is the chair of the Grand Prix Drivers’ Association.

Hell yes, Alex Wurz!!!

No wonder he's chair of the GPDA. No wonder people trust him to speak up when something is wrong.

[beechicory]

Oh my God, I found more details of the incident, in a just-published book (F1 Racing Confidential: Inside Stories from the World of Formula One by Giles Richards):

[Matt Bishop's] friendship with Wurz began when the Austrian, who is now chair of the Grand Prix Drivers' Association, made it clear he would not tolerate such abuse.

"I was walking down the paddock and I heard 'faggot' and then 'fat faggot' and I saw the driver who was saying it," Bishop recalls. "I walked on and he carried on repeating it. Alex Wurz saw this. He walked over to the driver and spoke to him loudly, saying, 'You may think you are making Matt Bishop look like a cunt, but the only person you are making look like a cunt is yourself,' and he walked away. I was so chuffed. Afterward I went to Alex and thanked him. He said, 'Don't worry,' and that was the beginning of our friendship."

Absolute poetry, man. Alex Wurz for FIA president.

[narutwitter]

[ella-lloyd]

happy sebastian vettel day to all of you who celebrate

[groverapologist]

"celebrating fictional birthdays is childish" SHUT THE FUCK UP HAPPY BIRTHDAY JASON GRACE

[mickstart]

red bull when they finish low: send the other teams DIRECTLY to jail they are CHEATING

mercedes when they finish low: im soofhg fuckghffhing soryfhfy I dighfhdnt meahdghfnt to lofdjhgdfse

ferrari when they finish low: FORZA FERRARI. THE GREATEST TEAM IN FORMULA 1. WE CHANGE NOTHING! THE CAR IS FINE! THE TEAM IS FINE! EVERYTHING IS GOOD! FERRARI IS THE BEST CAR. NUMBER 1 EVEN WHEN WE FINISH LAST!

[aphrostiel]

Red Prince

Special drawing for Charles this weekend, I loved the helmet so much I had to draw it. As always, all my best wishes to him. ♥

[rumov]

my favorite scene from HoO

[ilostthehydraulics]

jasons kindaaaa……

[petit-papillion]

Interesting comment by a Redditor under this post on r/formula1:

Haven't seen the list, but we all know the "random" part of "randomly selected" doesn't mean they draw numbers out of a hat. They very purposely pick the cars they will inspect...

Source: Reddit

[presdestigatto]

sebastian has so much affinity with the asian races: his first win with redbull was in china (2009), first win with ferrari was in malaysia (2015), he’s won the most times in singapore (2011, 2012, 2013, 2015, 2019), his favourite track is suzuka + he’s the only driver to have recorded a grand slam there (2012) + he won a championship there (2011) + it’s the track he has the most poles on (5), & he holds the track record for sepang (2017, 1:34.080)

[ilostthehydraulics]

india gp erasure??? 100% pole + win rate

[presdestigatto]

@ilostthehydraulics i completely forgot

but icb i listed so many and there are still more @2011rbr also pointed out his first points were in china, when is he coming to visit us in asia again…

[ilostthehydraulics]

@presdestigatto ahaha no worries moral of the story is seb and asia are a part of an eternal love story

[presdestigatto]

sebastian has so much affinity with the asian races: his first win with redbull was in china (2009), first win with ferrari was in malaysia (2015), he’s won the most times in singapore (2011, 2012, 2013, 2015, 2019), his favourite track is suzuka + he’s the only driver to have recorded a grand slam there (2012) + he won a championship there (2011) + it’s the track he has the most poles on (5), & he holds the track record for sepang (2017, 1:34.080)

[ilostthehydraulics]

india gp erasure??? 100% pole + win rate

[bogleech]

I just don’t get it. How can our society act so goddamned normal about seahorses. How can anybody so casually accept that that’s a fish???

This is one of nature’s most anatomically perverse of all beasts. A FISH, like a carp or a bass or a beta is a fish, but it bent its body straight up only to bend its head permanently back down. It stretched its skull into a pipe. It tapered its tail like a lizard, specifically like a chameleon. It can also move its eyes independently by the way, you know, like a chameleon. Fun fact, it can change color to express its mood, like you know whatever does that. It doesn’t properly swim anymore. It buzzes its few remaining fins like an insect’s wings to float itself around at a snail’s pace. It lives its whole life clinging to coral branches or seaweed, which means it decided to become a “tree dweller” in an environment where gravity didn’t even matter anyway. The males get pregnant. They make noises at each other by rubbing some of their neck bones together. Every day, EVERY DAY a mated pair does a little dance and a little neck bone song so they remember which two seahorses they were. They’re a beautiful precious obscenity. Nothing so adorable ever made such a strong case against a logical creator.

They have as little skin and meat as they could get away with. Their skeleton is almost all they are.

[bettalbimarginata]

This thing is one of the most successful hunters on the planet. Because their mouth is fused shut, except for the tip, they can create a powerful suction force in front of that one little opening in order to draw in prey. 

Lions have a 20-30% success rate on their hunts, depending on daytime and if they’re in a group. Great white sharks, anywhere from 40% to 80%, depending on the size and skill of the individual. Dragonflies, which are one of the most successful terrestrial hunters, can hit about 80-85%. Seahorses? 90% success rate, sometimes more. Only a fraction of their prey escapes that powerful vacuum. They’re incredibly precise. 

If you touch them, they feel hard, because of the skeleton underneath their skin. Their tails are being studied to make coiling bridges, because of how strong that interlocked structure is. Different species range in size from over a foot long, to barely an inch. 

Behold: not just a fish, but a wildly successful predator! 

[argumate]

horsey

[sharksauce]

don’t forget their majestic cousins the sea dragons! these are the leafy and weedy sea dragons

and the newest seahorse family member, discovered in 2015, the ruby sea dragon ❤️

[bogleech]

Yeah that’s when someone tried to straighten the seahorse back out and it still didn’t look right. The more they bent and mushed it in their hands to look like a fish again the worse they fucked it up until finally they just left it and walked off and hoped nobody would ask who did this

(I love them so much)

[ilostthehydraulics]

so the seahorse evolves into the sea dragon with a water stone?

[jojogieriz]

I reworked my knight Charles Leclerc drawing from last year