CONDIMENT KING

(this is a rp blog, read pinned please :3)

[ilovecondiments67]

🍔 PINNED POST 🍟

HELLOOOOOO, if you're reading this, you have come across the best chef in Gotham.

I am the Condiment King, I know everyone has heard of me. Everyone should even relish in the fact that I have a tumblr page now.

Anyhow, things to know about me.

First off, I have many plans to start my own restaurant, given no other restaurant in this city has come even close to having proper culinary skills. I just know several barely season their food and that's an even worse crime.

Second off, I have two pet rats, their names are biscuits and gravy. They're the best rats in Gotham.

Third off, I am hilarious, anyone who thinks I'm not should really ketch themselves up.

That's all for my post.

Out Of Character

Hellooo!! If you're on this blog, this is our silly rp alt for the condiment king. I am @suncast-moth and we're normal about him :3

had to make a blog for him.

As for boundaries, honestly, we dont have a whole lot. If we're doing serious rp, I'd appreciate at least being semi-literate (yk, not really using asterisks** for actions and quotes" for dialogue.) With unserious, lighthearded rp, I dont really care what style of rp you people use :] its all for funsies. Also yes, we love ocs, please interact with them!!

Just be respectful and we'll try to remember to reply in rp. Also, if anyone wants to rp on discord 👉👈 pls friend suncast.moth on there, just make sure to message us on here at least so we know who you are. Ty!!

[otterpuppss]

unsure if dipps is rat or hominculus

[supermans-fave-vigilante]

CONDIMENT KING HAS A TUMBLR - @askmothstrike

no. no he does NOT. mothstrike youre joking right. mothstrike.

[askmothstrike]

I'm not :)

@ilovecondiments67

[ilovecondiments67]

I was tagged, and OH, NIGHTWING??

[supermans-fave-vigilante]

who put YOU on tumblr???? 😭

[ilovecondiments67]

I DID!! Obviously I would need one if I'm ever going to get anywhere with my restaurant dreams 😤

[supermans-fave-vigilante]

you literally posted publicly on tumblr that you were gonna DRENCH a BANK in MUSTARD there is NO way this is helping you

[ilovecondiments67]

ITS EFFECTIVE IN GETTING PEOPLE INTERESTED!!

[supermans-fave-vigilante]

PEOPLE LIKE THE POLICE, KING.

[ilovecondiments67]

NOT JUST THE POLICE, OTHER PEOPLE LIKE SEEING WHAT IM DOING, I HAVE FRIENDS

[supermans-fave-vigilante]

other people???? dude you're gonna get the attention of BATMAN.

[ilovecondiments67]

OHHHH so you're going to tattle to the big bat, Nightwing??

[supermans-fave-vigilante]

does it count as tattling if i'm pretty sure he's got oracle watching my tumblr just so i don't do dumb shit

[ilovecondiments67]

. Thats actually really weird, aren't you a grown man??

[supermans-fave-vigilante]

well APPARENTLY having dramatic twitter beef with dick grayson for two months straight means i'm not very responsible with my social media presence

[ilovecondiments67]

WOWWW thats a stupid reason to have someone stalking you, even IF theyre part of... whatever team it is you bats have at this point

[wollratten]

The allways so flattering front pic with extra static poof

[supermans-fave-vigilante]

CONDIMENT KING HAS A TUMBLR - @askmothstrike

no. no he does NOT. mothstrike youre joking right. mothstrike.

[askmothstrike]

I'm not :)

@ilovecondiments67

[ilovecondiments67]

I was tagged, and OH, NIGHTWING??

[supermans-fave-vigilante]

who put YOU on tumblr???? 😭

[ilovecondiments67]

I DID!! Obviously I would need one if I'm ever going to get anywhere with my restaurant dreams 😤

[supermans-fave-vigilante]

you literally posted publicly on tumblr that you were gonna DRENCH a BANK in MUSTARD there is NO way this is helping you

[ilovecondiments67]

ITS EFFECTIVE IN GETTING PEOPLE INTERESTED!!

[supermans-fave-vigilante]

PEOPLE LIKE THE POLICE, KING.

[ilovecondiments67]

NOT JUST THE POLICE, OTHER PEOPLE LIKE SEEING WHAT IM DOING, I HAVE FRIENDS

[supermans-fave-vigilante]

other people???? dude you're gonna get the attention of BATMAN.

[ilovecondiments67]

OHHHH so you're going to tattle to the big bat, Nightwing??

[supermans-fave-vigilante]

does it count as tattling if i'm pretty sure he's got oracle watching my tumblr just so i don't do dumb shit

[ilovecondiments67]

. Thats actually really weird, aren't you a grown man??

[supermans-fave-vigilante]

CONDIMENT KING HAS A TUMBLR - @askmothstrike

no. no he does NOT. mothstrike youre joking right. mothstrike.

[askmothstrike]

I'm not :)

@ilovecondiments67

[ilovecondiments67]

I was tagged, and OH, NIGHTWING??

[supermans-fave-vigilante]

who put YOU on tumblr???? 😭

[ilovecondiments67]

I DID!! Obviously I would need one if I'm ever going to get anywhere with my restaurant dreams 😤

[supermans-fave-vigilante]

you literally posted publicly on tumblr that you were gonna DRENCH a BANK in MUSTARD there is NO way this is helping you

[ilovecondiments67]

ITS EFFECTIVE IN GETTING PEOPLE INTERESTED!!

[supermans-fave-vigilante]

PEOPLE LIKE THE POLICE, KING.

[ilovecondiments67]

NOT JUST THE POLICE, OTHER PEOPLE LIKE SEEING WHAT IM DOING, I HAVE FRIENDS

[supermans-fave-vigilante]

other people???? dude you're gonna get the attention of BATMAN.

[ilovecondiments67]

OHHHH so you're going to tattle to the big bat, Nightwing??

[pnglove]

FLAT RAT

[supermans-fave-vigilante]

CONDIMENT KING HAS A TUMBLR - @askmothstrike

no. no he does NOT. mothstrike youre joking right. mothstrike.

[askmothstrike]

I'm not :)

@ilovecondiments67

[ilovecondiments67]

I was tagged, and OH, NIGHTWING??

[supermans-fave-vigilante]

who put YOU on tumblr???? 😭

[ilovecondiments67]

I DID!! Obviously I would need one if I'm ever going to get anywhere with my restaurant dreams 😤

[supermans-fave-vigilante]

you literally posted publicly on tumblr that you were gonna DRENCH a BANK in MUSTARD there is NO way this is helping you

[ilovecondiments67]

ITS EFFECTIVE IN GETTING PEOPLE INTERESTED!!

[supermans-fave-vigilante]

PEOPLE LIKE THE POLICE, KING.

[ilovecondiments67]

NOT JUST THE POLICE, OTHER PEOPLE LIKE SEEING WHAT IM DOING, I HAVE FRIENDS

[supermans-fave-vigilante]

CONDIMENT KING HAS A TUMBLR - @askmothstrike

no. no he does NOT. mothstrike youre joking right. mothstrike.

[askmothstrike]

I'm not :)

@ilovecondiments67

[ilovecondiments67]

I was tagged, and OH, NIGHTWING??

[supermans-fave-vigilante]

who put YOU on tumblr???? 😭

[ilovecondiments67]

I DID!! Obviously I would need one if I'm ever going to get anywhere with my restaurant dreams 😤

[supermans-fave-vigilante]

you literally posted publicly on tumblr that you were gonna DRENCH a BANK in MUSTARD there is NO way this is helping you

[ilovecondiments67]

ITS EFFECTIVE IN GETTING PEOPLE INTERESTED!!

[supermans-fave-vigilante]

CONDIMENT KING HAS A TUMBLR - @askmothstrike

no. no he does NOT. mothstrike youre joking right. mothstrike.

[askmothstrike]

I'm not :)

@ilovecondiments67

[ilovecondiments67]

I was tagged, and OH, NIGHTWING??

[supermans-fave-vigilante]

who put YOU on tumblr???? 😭

[ilovecondiments67]

I DID!! Obviously I would need one if I'm ever going to get anywhere with my restaurant dreams 😤

[supermans-fave-vigilante]

CONDIMENT KING HAS A TUMBLR - @askmothstrike

no. no he does NOT. mothstrike youre joking right. mothstrike.

[askmothstrike]

I'm not :)

@ilovecondiments67

[ilovecondiments67]

I was tagged, and OH, NIGHTWING??

[ilovecondiments67]

Hmmmm, any ideas on which bank I should drench in mustard, I'll need the funds for the restaurant I plan to open.

[steve-the-henchman]

Gotham central. There's a shift change in an hour, and their security system is down for maintenance.

[ilovecondiments67]

VERY APPRECIATED!!

They won't know what hit them

[ilovecondiments67]

Hmmmm, any ideas on which bank I should drench in mustard, I'll need the funds for the restaurant I plan to open.

[offensivelytasteless]

/ck/ discusses weird pizza toppings pt 1

[ilovecondiments67]

What in gods name is wrong with you people, enjoying THIS??

[ilovecondiments67]

My dude

I love condiments too!!

- Toilet

As you should!! They're the best thing to use with cooking.

I hate when people don't season their food, ESPECIALLY IF THEY HAVE A FULL SPICE CABINET ON HAND

[ilovecondiments67]

I'm grabbing Nightwing, he's gonna hate that you have your own blog >:)

@askmothstrike (oc blog, hope you don't mind)

PFF, he can cry about it. In fact, I'll send him a bottle of sriracha so he can cry about it

[ilovecondiments67]

67? Seriously?

- Toilet

I was told it was funny and hip 😤

[twotoiletsinatrenchcoat]

By whom exactly?

[ilovecondiments67]

obviously by the people of this god forsaken website

[twotoiletsinatrenchcoat]

Damn ok, I guess. Did they at least tell you how it's "funny"?

[ilovecondiments67]

unfortunately no, and im still confused on how the number is funny