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HELLOOOOOO, if you're reading this, you have come across the best chef in Gotham.
I am the Condiment King, I know everyone has heard of me. Everyone should even relish in the fact that I have a tumblr page now.
Anyhow, things to know about me.
First off, I have many plans to start my own restaurant, given no other restaurant in this city has come even close to having proper culinary skills. I just know several barely season their food and that's an even worse crime.
Second off, I have two pet rats, their names are biscuits and gravy. They're the best rats in Gotham.
Third off, I am hilarious, anyone who thinks I'm not should really ketch themselves up.
That's all for my post.













