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The Bachelor 2017 Ep 16: WE DID NOT SEE THAT ENDING COMING (JKS)

GUYS, IT’S THE LAST EP! This is extremely bittersweet. Like, I’ll miss my own jokes but also, thank FUCK it’s over.

Osh lands in Thailand and he looks positively chuffed to have been included on the invite list.

AIR ASIA LET ME COME FOR FREE

But first, we must begin the start of the last ep with a shit tonne of drone footage and Mr M gazing at the glistening seas to do some pensive thinking.

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The Bachelor 2017 Ep 15: Australia Weeps For Our Favourite Bogan

The second last ep of the season begins with Mr M doing some deep thinking while immersed in a body of unmoving water (great for surfing). I guess it’s much more pensive than footage of him having a whack in the shower, trying to decide which girlfriend gives him the most tingles in his special place.

#thoughts #pensive #blessed #love

We’re treated to a nice rig shot, which is good because…

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The Bachelor 2017 Ep 14: 😴😴😴😴😴😴

Mr M took his 4 remaining girlfriends on hometown dates to meet their now media trained fam bams. Absolutely nothing interesting (that hadn’t clearly been edited) happened.

I’m not going to waste my time writing about it. Let’s just pretend it never happened, shall we?

Kinda like that fucking ‘fishing bit’ with Elise…

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The Bachelor 2017 Ep 13: Mr M Is Breaking Hearts All Over The Place

We begin with some lovely drone footage of Sydney harbour. The videographers obviously wanted to have a play with their toys and thought best to make a day of it.

Osh and Mr M are waiting at some other rich person’s house for the girls to arrive and I really hope Osh doesn’t have another confusing AF game planned that makes zero sense to everyone involved AND the peeps watching from home.

Mr M…

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Fitness Classes To Try This Spring

Guys… it’s SPRING. Well, here in Australia it is, everyone else can calm TF down and pull on your winter woolies.

So how the devil do we get a bangin’ summer body while still having fun?

Whether you want to flaunt a hot new bikini, get revenge on your ex-boyfriend, or meet new people and have fun; we’ve got four fitness classes you should give a go for all of the fun and #fitspo.

Get your mind…

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The Bachelor 2017 Ep 12: The Most Humilating Scene Of The Season

It appears that Osher’s parents forgot to teach him a few important life skills given he enters the peen prison and THEN decides to knock.

There’s much talk about how they all want the single date and Lisa reiterates yet again that she needs it as, at this point, she really isn’t keen TBH.

Flo is chosen, and they both take a moment to talk about how excited they are and how many things they…

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The Bachelor 2017 Ep 11: Osher Touches Mr M's Special Place

The Bachelor 2017 Ep 11: Osher Touches Mr M’s Special Place

I feel like this is going to be the shortest recap in the history of recaps given NOTHING really happened on tonight’s episode.

Osh decides to make his job appear more important by relaying the importance of time with their boyfriend to the girls.

No one really responds because, duh, so he huffily whips out the date card which is actually all they want.

“Fine, fuck yas then”

Laura winsgets the…

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Expert Tips For Getting A Job In Fashion

As the shopping editor at finder.com.au, I’ve recently been going through the process of hiring a fashion writer to work in our team. This experience has taught me a LOT.

Firstly, there are hundreds of educated, smart and talented go-getters out there looking for work. 🎓 And they’re all competing for a mere handful of jobs.

Secondly, hiring is exhausting. 😴 We received over 100 applications for…

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Tay Tay Just Threw MAJOR Shade

Hold the phone. Holy shit…Our office is shook. Like, spit-your-lunch-on-your-keyboard absolutely, bloody SHOOK.

Taylor Swift, take a bow. You, my friend/fellow daggy dancer are the absolute shade THROWER of 2017.

If you missed the drop of Taylor Swift’s new album ‘Look what you made me do’earlier today, you’re probably a) a martian or b) team Kimye and don’t want to give it any sort of…

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The Bachelor 2017 Ep 10: Jen Doesn't Believe In The Sisterhood

The Bachelor 2017 Ep 10: Jen Doesn’t Believe In The Sisterhood

The episode begins with token Bogan Tara asking the girls who hasn’t been on a single date.

This seems a little insensitive given SHE BLOODY WELL KNOWS!

Osh arrives with some serious swagger, all chuffed that he’s back to his usual tricks without Leah questioning him or EXTREMELY Tall Alex nicking his date cards.

The girls dilly dally over the card, guessing and carrying on even though Osh JUST…

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The Bachelor 2017 Ep 9: Cobie's Facial Expressions Kept Me Going

The Bachelor 2017 Ep 9: Cobie’s Facial Expressions Kept Me Going

Rightio, that was officially the most BORING episode in the history of all the Bachelor episodes. Here’s what happened…

The girls are sitting around doing some maths and Osh hears that someone is counting without him so quickly pops in to shut it down.

He also brings a date card so they all then sit around discussing what it could be and who could be going instead of actually you know, opening…

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Your Ultimate Guide To Makeup Brushes

Have you ever walked into Sephora for a new bronzer brush, seen the plethora of fluffy brushes boasting exorbitant price tags with names that make absolutely zero sense (like short tapered blending brush) and just walked back out? Then you go home and think ‘oh I’ll just order online then, much easier’ before hopping onto Morphe and realising there are 24 pages of brushes to choose from (no joke,…

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An Open Letter To Kendall Jenner

Kendall Jenner; gazelle like, effortlessly chic and absolute style queen. You know who she is and here at Showpo HQ we are serious fans of the girls farshun.

However, as much as we love her, we have to wonder how TF she manages to get herself into such hot water. In a world full of PA’s, a highly acclaimed ‘squad’ and just general life advisors; SURELY someone thought twice about some of the…

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WIN The Stylist's Top Picks

WIN The Stylist’s Top Picks

It’s been a hot minute since we did a comp on the blog, which is just NOT ok. So I thought I’d get our resident Stylist, Bambi (don’t worry, that’s not her actual name), to pick some of her current faves from the site and YOU can win the lot of them…

Me just pensively looking at a tree.

Hi guys! My job as Showpo’s Stylist involves trend forecasting, shopping (:p), creating mood boards and…

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The Bachelor 2017 Ep 8: Mr M Lost 3 Of His Girlfriends

Now to begin, you should check out the recap I just did with last years Bachelor ‘villain’, Keira Maguire and the Showpo CEO, Jane Lu. We were all pleasantly tipsy and SHOOK by the events that unfolded…

We begin in the completely unoriginal setting of a bunch of gals sitting around the peen prison nonchalantly discussing their boyfriend in a completely unscripted way.

They are all at peace now…

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The Bachelor 2017 Ep 7: Farewell Evil Kween

Alrighty, so we begin tonight’s episode with plenty of previews about all the DRAHMA surrounding some secrets that will be exposed tonight. I really hope someone’s been in jail or used to be a man or happens to be uber famous in Russia.

After the DRAHMATIC previews, we cut to Mr M doing some pensive swimming because much thoughts are needed about his remaining girlfriends and general life choices.

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Wanna Join Team Showpo?

Have you always fancied yourself quite the wordsmith? Do you love Showpo and want to get involved? Do you want us to promote your work across our social platforms, which boast 3 MILLION followers!? If the answer is yes then you’ve come to the right place.

We’re ramping up our content and are on the hunt for some superb writers. If you have what it takes, please send mean email with a 500-word…

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