☢ ;; TUNNEL SNAKE. ( ᵃᵘᵗᵒᵖˡᵃʸ )

[hellsoverseer-00]

[ TEXT to Bro-utch] spray paint to cover the cameras?? Fuck it I’ll bring it anyway lol we can just tag shit if not ok comin

And with his bag (already packed) pulled out from under his bed he threw it over his shoulders and joined Butch in the boiler room, a delighted and evil grin on his face.

“Sup asshole, what’s goin’ on?”

[dxloria]

                       Butch liked to think that he was some sort of deviant mastermind, but in truth, he couldn’t have been farther from such a thing. He was a young man who knew nothing about the outside world that simply liked to act as though he was tough as nails. Leaning up against a wall, he waited for his friend to show up. And when he finally did show up, Butch practically beamed.

                                             “Waitin’ for your slow ass to show up!”

[dxloria]

@hellsoverseer

[ TEXT to Bro-utch ] yo!!!!! SURE oh oh can i bring the good hammer too is it that kind of meet up who we fuckin up ???? don’t you let me down now with some asinine bullshit i’m bored as all fuck

[ TEXT to WALBRO MACK ] yea bring the hammer [ TEXT to WALBRO MACK ] i’ll tell u more when u get here, but we’re gonna show some DWEEB that tunnel snakes rule

[dxloria]

♣

[TEXT sent to UNKNOWN]: i cant ope n my door[TEXT sent to UNKNOWN]: hlp[TEXT sent to UNKNOWN]: let me i n[TEXT sent to UNKNOWN]: IC ANT OPEN IT[TEXT sent to UNKNOWN]: waitthis isnt my room[TEXT sent to UNKNOWN]: whose h ouse is ths

[dxloria]

??

[TEXT sent to WALBRO MACK]: meet me in the boiler room in ten minutes[TEXT sent to WALBRO MACK]: bring tape and a bag[TEXT sent to WALBRO MACK]: tell no one

[dxloria]

☼

[TEXT sent to WALBRO MACK]: hey u got any pomade?[TEXT sent to WALBRO MACK]: bro[TEXT sent to WALBRO MACK]: bro r u there I need it[TEXT sent to WALBRO MACK]: get ur ass up womanless wally[TEXT sent to WALBRO MACK]: morning tho

[roleplayermemes]

Texting Meme:

Send me ☺ for a loving/affectionate text

Send me  ♣ for a drunk text

Send me ♥ for a sexual/naughty text

Send me !! for a threatening text

Send me ☼ for a morning text

Send me ?? for a strange/vague text

Send me ► for a text not meant for you

Send me ↕ for a scared/worried text

[dxloria]

Gun to your head, would you eat a live Radroach in its entirety or drink a potion that makes you permanently 500lbs?

        “Or I could just knife the person holdin’ the gun and         tell ‘em to go screw themselves. Howzat for an answer,         huh?”

[dxloria]

Touch Mama G on the boobs or drink radioactive waste?

       “What kinda guy do I look like, huh? There’s no        way that I’m gonna do that to Mama G. I’ll drink        the rad invested crap.”

[hellsoverseer-00]

“Butch. You’re my pal and all that shit but I’m seriously losing my fuckin’ patience, can you stop wiggin’ out about them damn crawlies from a half hour ago or so fuckin’ help me.” @dxloria

[dxloria]

     “You didn’t see ‘em, man! They were huge! A-And       I think one was lookin’ at me ‘cause he wanted to       like-- Rip my face off! You woulda wigged out too!”

[smoothmovesbaby-archive-blog]

          “ — Kid, are you for real? Goddamn, I mean, I knew you were stupid, but you could at least try and prove me wrong, hey?”

[dxloria]

    “Ya know, you remind me of this old guy back in      vault-- He was senile too. I betcha anything that      you don’t even remember your own name.”

[dxloria]

@hellsoverseer

    “Listen-- As long as we’re quick about it, no      one’s gonna catch us!”

                     Butch had crafted this elaborate plan to steal a batch of sweetrolls from the kitchen, but there was only a small window of time where they would be able to do so and not get caught. Wally was always his wingman though. No matter what plan Butch came up with, Wally was always there for the ride. Now was absolutely no different.

[hellsoverseer-00]

“Fuck off! You’re the one who was showing off saying you could do it and now won’t show anyone! It’s cause you’re a LIAR. How cool are you gonna look later when I tell everyone you can do this amazing stunt but won’t do it BECAUSE YOU’RE the damn baby! Show me. Now. Show me or else.”

[dxloria]

“Wait-- Izzat Freddie and Paul over there? Look!  Amata and her nosebleed girlfriend are with ‘em!  HEY, LOSERS! WALLY’S GONNA DO SOMETHIN’  SWEET! GET OVER HERE!”

[hellsoverseer-00]

“What and break my fuckin’ neck doing it? Your bullying bullshit don’t work on me. You go first show me how it’s done and THEN I’ll have a go but not until. I’m starting to think you’re a damn liar, you can’t do it at all can you!”

[dxloria]

“Womanless Wally the big fuckin’ pansy. That’s what  we’re all gonna call you from now on. Maybe we should  put a CHICKEN on your jacket instead of a snake!”

[hellsoverseer-00]

“Ain’t happening pal, I ain’t never said I COULD do it you’re the one with the big boots Butch, so what you ain’t gonna show me your big skills, you chicken?”

[dxloria]

“I ain’t chicken if I already did it. But the more you keep  draggin’ your feet, the more of a pansy you fuckin’ are.  Can’t wait to tell the rest of the guys what a baby you  were being.”

[dxloria]

@hellsoverseer

“Nah, nah, nah. You gotta do it first so I can  tell you whatcha did wrong. So get to it.”

[dxloria]

@hellsoverseer

           “You do it first, and then I’ll show ya.”

[dxloria]

"Suck a fart asshole, you're so wrong and you know it. There is no way you can backflip off the balcony and land on your feet without breaking something or giving yourself more brain damage than you already have."

           “You callin’ me a liar, asshole? You remember the last time            you called me that, right? I did a fuckin’ backflip, landed on            my feet, and your sister practically swooned over me. That’s            what happened.”