I will steal your heart, soul AND gender

just a funky guy with obsessions. Saturn . Queer. Genderfluid. pronouns change like every day so whatever the moment calls for. probably autistic because what else could it be

[ilovestrangeandeccentriclosers]

Intro post!!!

I am an artist in every use of the word

Things that I Love:

MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE!!!!

Music

creepy looking pets

Poetry

Halloween

Writing

Painting

Reading

Going on walks

Funky Jewellery

Painting my nails

Greek mythology

Playing Guitar

(gender)queer people

Cryptids

Sharks

Cats

Dogs

Collecting rocks

myself

Strawberries

Hugs

Stars

Space

Butterflies

Moths

Beetles

Frogs

Theatre

Stuffies

Pennies (I cant use them but I collect them)

Chocolate

People who memorize their favourite songs/poems

Matching jewelery

Crooked teeth and noses

Total LOSERS (bonus points is artists)

When people call me dude

Classical music

Being Dramatic

Red hair

Freckles

Science

Love letters

Writing in cursive

Ladybugs

Dictionaries

Dead Poets Society

Big words

Crying

Aliens

Literature

Fairy tales

Lemon and raspberry tea

Frolicking

Quoting Shakespear like the annoying bitch that I am

Old cars

The moon

Constellations

Embroidered clothes

Scrapbooking and making collages

Ghost stories

Jellyfish

David Bowie

Potatoes

My hair

Playing Cards

Dandelions

Strange movies

The Muppets

My Bookshelf

Scary movies

Vampires

Frankenstein

clowns

Things I hate:

Dolphins

AI

Nazis

People who walk slowly in hallways

Capitalism

[theorangepdf]

getting fixated on something is funny because the first like week i have an insatiable need to tell everyone i know about it and spread the good word but by weeks 2 and 3 it becomes so intense and personal that even hearing it mentioned in public makes me sweat as if a dark secret was alluded to

[harleywires]

this picture actually makes me want to cry. they all look so happy, literally every one of them is like this :D

[homunculus-argument]

"After you defeat your enemies, you cannot spare their children or they will come for you once they're grown, and the cycle of revenge never ends." Yeah duh, if you're just gonna leave them there?? No shit they'll hunt you down and avenge their parents.

What you're gonna do is take them in and raise them as your own. Don't lie to them what happened, or try to hide it from them; explain why it happened. Why you really, really had to do that. Because if you can't raise someone to trust you and your judgement after killing their parents in cold blood right in front of them, then maybe you are the villain that they grew up to see you as.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Car-centric infrastructure pisses me off but it also pisses off car owners and they don’t even realize it.

Do you hate traffic? Yeah. It’s because of all the cars.

Do you hate noise? Yeah. It’s because of all the cars.

Do you hate so many people under the age of 30 dying? Yeah. It’s because of all the cars.

Do you hate lung and heart diseases? Yeah. It’s because of all the cars.

[zephyr-zephyr]

Once i had a teacher who was OBSESSED with

A) resource guarding

And

B) Harry Potter

So naturally, every time someone didn’t have a pencil she would charge them 10 house points (which, even in schools where there is an actual house point system, probably doesn’t fucking happen). She openly held the belief that she had to ascribe value to these precious writing implements or else no one would appreciate them, a concept evidenced by, i kid you not, how when homeless people are given houses for free they let them fall into disarray, because they didn’t pay for the house and therefore didn’t care about it. I, a pissed off 13 year old with a vendetta against power hungry teachers and also JK Rowling, brought a 100 pack of pencils to school so that whenever someone had to ask for one, instead of being charged a fictional currency and upsetting their fellow, deeply competitive students, i would just give them one. If the pencil didn’t come from the teacher, she couldn’t charge points for it.

This upset her. She couldn’t assert her power over the 1st period Advanced 8th Grade Math Class anymore. For i, The Pencil Liberator, had come to put an end to her tyrannous behavior.

She told me to stop about 30 pencils in.

[rowan-the-sorcerer]

me because dan and phil drop earth shattering phan lore without notice seemingly every 30 seconds AND I CANT KEEP UP

[tordenvejr]

whatever you do on summer nights do not think about how everything is fleeting

[kyberinthevoid]

I hate that “chat” now makes people think of chatgpt. no. I’m asking my imaginary greek chorus twitch audience.

[depsidase]

[headspace-hotel]

[katacala]

Something that gave H.P. Lovecraft nightmares is the work of my favorite artist. In "At the Mountains of Madness" he specifically mentions "the strange and disturbing Asian paintings of Nicholas Roerich."

This is what Roerich's paintings look like:

[chaifootsteps]

#hp lovecraft thought penguins were grotesque and horrifying#he was not a difficult man to frighten

[damejoansutherland]

side benefit of communal all-gender restrooms is that they may be our best chance to shame cis men into washing their hands

[nicoisnotonf1re]

HES GENDER! HES GENDER AND HES TORURING HOMOPHBES

[weaseltotheface]

Everybody say "thank you south america" for the humble potato

[rawstrap]

"!!" is its own word to me

[diphowell]

warm

[halloweengrrr]

Draag equivalent of a ‘Hang in there’ kitten poster

[coracurbstomp]

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS PHOTO OMG