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"gimme kiss" ao3: ilyasleftarsecheek fandom obsessed occasional ficwriter previously @dracosleftarsecheek

[ilyasleftarsecheek]

i am so normal about arcane HOLLANOV and the clone wars

2022/2023 was star wars (still is tbh), 2024 was six of crows, 2025 was arcane, and now 2026 is HEATED RIVALRY BABY LETS GO

intro updated 31/5/26

INTRO:

name: Ellis :3

age: fifteen

pronouns: he/him

gender identity: trans man

sexuality: gay 🍆🍆🍆

very single 😭😭 if you want an online bf PLEASE hmu

find me on ao3 at ilyasleftarsecheek

i am vaguely pagan, connecting with nature and spirituality uniquely

if that pisses you off.. welp

i have some tokens: citrine, sunflowers, ivy, foxes, owls, suns

facts about me

i got that double whammy (autism and adhd)

i see words and numbers as colours (synesthesia)

i'm a twink #bottom

i'm a humongous oversharer

i'm 5'8

my favourite colour is olive green

i'm BRI ISH

i luv my besties (@touslin @toobrokefortherapygang )

i want to be an english teacher because i cannot get enough of reading books and analysing shit like the MASSIVE NEEK I AM

i do musical theatre because i suck 😩

i'm very funny (laugh)

i like kpop it's my guilty pleasure

i have a hornyposting/boyblogging side blog because ik not everyone wants to see that it's @shockhorrorhorniness

this is the FUCKING SHIT i'm into

(highlighted = big time into)

fandoms: arcane, heated rivalry, star wars, grishaverse, lockwood and co, evols, ghosts uk, the x files, hadestown, atla, spy x family

ships: hollanov, jayvik, wesper, kanej, locklyle, MSR, zukka, twiyor, rarijack

music: radiohead, the smiths, conan gray, xlov, adrianne lenker, hadestown, tv girl, alex g, pink floyd, phoebe bridgers, blondshell, goodbye for now, billie eilish, lana del rey, yaelokre, nirvana

i'm a pretty chill guy but like if you're a nob you will be blocked

not a huge fan of dni lists cuz 🙄

i have arachnophobia so if you could please tag spidery posts with #arachnophobia or #tw spiders

gender dysphoria is sucky :(

i swear a lot as you can tell

i'll respect whatever pronouns you use, if i get it wrong please tell me (i'm not too good at using neopronouns i'm so sorry please scold me)

i'm cuntyyyyy

[shanesock]

i think the concept of the birthday card is largely lost on ilya until he finally joins the hollanders in their nest woven with love. please walk with me

like sure, he knows what a birthday card is. he used to get them from his mom, maybe with a little money tucked inside along with a sweet message about celebrating him and the new year for making memories. but after irina’s death, no one bothers with birthday cards anymore. no one gives to ilya anymore.

until he meets his shane. his shane who is the ultimate giver, his shane who never makes him feel guilty for wanting him, for wanting something for himself. every stolen glance, every hook up, and then eventually every day with shane is a gift. even when ilya doesn’t ask, even when ilya doesn’t expect, shane gives and gives and gives because that’s his partner who deserves the world and more. it’s as natural as breathing, or counting to ten, or being together

and shane’s parents are exactly the same. from the very day ilya met them, david and yuna gave him things with no strings attached. they gave him a family with two parents, a home cooked meal, good russian vodka, kindness, patience, acceptance. things that have only been given to him tenfold since the first time. things that ilya had gone so long without.

so on the first birthday ilya officially has with shane as his boyfriend, his partner, his family, he’s not surprised that the hollanders shower him with gifts galore, material and not. but he is surprised when shane tells him to open the card first before they go over to david and yuna’s for dinner and cake

it’s a generic happy birthday! 🎉 card that’s blank on the inside, one half for david and yuna, the other for shane. shane obviously had his parents sign it first, because as ilya skims shane’s side he sees words and phrases like body and sex and being yours. he has to steel himself to work through the giant walls of text on either side, both because he still doesn’t read english as well as russian and because his vision is already slightly blurry, words swimming as he blinks back tears that burn with love and adoration

and it’s the sweetest fucking thing anyone has ever given him. he wants to frame it. he wants to host the world’s largest show and tell session: my boyfriend and his family wrote me this birthday card and took time out of their busy schedules to tell me about how much they love me in pen. although he’s grateful for the thoughtful gifts they wrapped, nothing beats the words of affirmation scribbled out onto this piece of cardstock that somehow feel so similar to the big group hugs he gets from the hollanders

ilya tells everyone as much. shane holds him when he cries for real, when he tells shane that it’s been upwards of fifteen years since anyone has thought to write him a birthday card. he thanks david and yuna profusely and paraphrases the parts he liked most, the parts that make him feel all warm and fuzzy inside. he reads it again and again, even after it’s no longer his birthday. he keeps it in his nightstand, safely tucked away for when he wants a reminder of how much he is truly cared for, how much his family sees him, the family that he can’t believe he has now. over time the card wears creased corners and ink runs with splotches of dried tears. it’s ilya’s prized possession

and every year after this first magical birthday when shane or yuna or david ask ilya what he wants for his birthday, he shrugs or waves his hand and says earnestly, “you don’t have to get me anything. i already have everything i want. just a card would be really nice.”

[plumeriyaaa]

Ilya, who did edibles before going to the aquarium, meets aquarium worker and resident pinniped enthusiast, Shane

[ilyasleftarsecheek]

seal hollanov comic will forever be my fav hollanov fanart ever. thank you so much @plumeriyaaa for creating such a masterpiece combining my life long (literally like 13 years) love for seals and my current fav ship. amazing 10/10. this post needs 50000000000000 notes. i love it so fucking much

[plumeriyaaa]

Ilya, who did edibles before going to the aquarium, meets aquarium worker and resident pinniped enthusiast, Shane

[plumeriyaaa]

Ilya, who did edibles before going to the aquarium, meets aquarium worker and resident pinniped enthusiast, Shane

[plumeriyaaa]

Ilya, who did edibles before going to the aquarium, meets aquarium worker and resident pinniped enthusiast, Shane

[plumeriyaaa]

Ilya, who did edibles before going to the aquarium, meets aquarium worker and resident pinniped enthusiast, Shane

[plumeriyaaa]

Ilya, who did edibles before going to the aquarium, meets aquarium worker and resident pinniped enthusiast, Shane

[plumeriyaaa]

Ilya, who did edibles before going to the aquarium, meets aquarium worker and resident pinniped enthusiast, Shane

[fishstarrz]

What are you so happy about baby seal???

[ilyasleftarsecheek]

need that baby seal comfort rn

[ilyasleftarsecheek]

you said you liked the jumper i wore

so i always wore it

[puppywhosdoggy]

you've watched the x files????????

some of it :3 not completely tho

consider: t4t het scully x mulder

[ilyasleftarsecheek]

bae that's just canon

[ilyasleftarsecheek]

me when i write for like 3 minutes then switch to tumblr to have a 10 second scroll

its like a reward

[ilyasleftarsecheek]

writing some more .. not sure when the prologue will be done, but here's a little snippet to keep you going guys!!

enjoy!!

[exyzedd]

[ilyasleftarsecheek]

where the actual knick knack flippety flap is my bf gang 😔

[ilyasleftarsecheek]

Guess who painted his skateboard 😎😎 I'm so rad