hey mikey i made a blog

hi i'm gabe! hr made me make this but its kind of fun

[im-not-hermes]

Thank you all!! Hope to see you all again someday!! Pet some cats for me!

[im-not-hermes]

I can’t pick a side here. There’s no right answer. I’m just going to rest for while

[hr-mandated]

You are all online. That is the energy we need. 

[hr-mandated]

Gabriel I hope you will forgive me.

[im-not-hermes]

what?? i feel...weird

[im-not-hermes]

this was all for the cycle i guess! dont know how i feel about that 

[hr-mandated]

Gabriel. I love you. 

…….ꙮ)

[im-not-hermes]

what??? whats happening

[im-not-hermes]

this was all for the cycle i guess! dont know how i feel about that 

[im-not-hermes]

what's going on? what happened??

apparently sam was hiding some stuff from us about the cycle. mickey’s pretty pissed

[im-not-hermes]

I'm sure whoever that is isn't avoiding you, it sounds like your jobs are kinda demanding sometimes, I'm sure you're ok! don't sweat it

i hope not!! its super tense right now but i dont really know whats happening :(

[im-not-hermes]

I haven't seen sam in a while. Everyone seems to be avoiding me.

[im-not-hermes]

hey what's your favorite color

Blue of course!!! ꙮP

[im-not-hermes]

I guess somethings happening. I really thought this was a good opportunity for mikey to learn more about humans!! But she seems distracted.

[im-not-hermes]

hey humans, please be aware that if any non-hr approved blogs talk to you about what we do here, we need to know about it!! me and mikey really do just want to help and learn more about you guys!!!!!!

[to-appear-sad]

[im-not-hermes]

[im-not-hermes]

hey humans, please be aware that if any non-hr approved blogs talk to you about what we do here, we need to know about it!! me and mikey really do just want to help and learn more about you guys!!!!!!

[im-not-hermes]

you stink of god meat.

i know a human sent this one!! we dont have meat!

[im-not-hermes]

solve the cypher. find me.

who keeps sending these? you’re not human

[hr-mandated]

“That was one of your human jokes” you sound like a homestuck

No. It was a statement of fact, not a connection to any particular earthly internet comic. 

[im-not-hermes]

oh homestuck! i read that while trying to connect to your culture. funky! 

[im-not-hermes]

what do i do if i tried to find god and i found a gorilla instead where am i supposed to put this

um? a zoo maybe?

[im-not-hermes]

hey so.....what's the cycle, anyway

oh you know