Not the Star-Spangled Man

Hi, I'm Robbie, personal body guard to Cooper Anderson. If you need anything, just let me know.

[starryeyesxx]

[stars-bean]

M*A*S*H | 4.19 - "Some 38th Parallels"

[shanerozy]

For the next two weeks, let's just be honest with each other... about what we actually think and... maybe how we really feel? I will try.

[ladyhawke]

PENNY DREADFUL 1.06 “What Death Can Join Together”

[keikomivra]

let them kiss!

THE ADDAMS FAMILY (1991) | DIR. BARRY SONNENFELD

[haleyatwell]

CHRIS EVANS & JESSICA BIEL as RYAN & CHLOECELLULAR (2004) dir. David R. Ellis

[charmedslayer]

NCIS: TONY & ZIVA (2025–) “Wedding Crashers”

[dailyflicks]

The Lion King (1994) — dir. Roger Allers and Rob Minkoff

[hydravns]

THE LION KING (1994) Dir. Rob Minkoff and Roger Allers

[sophsun1]

#me at the slightest inconvenience

The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1977) dir. Wolfgang Reitherman & John Lounsbery

[pedrohub]

So no more punching? No more punching. At least not for money.

FREAKY TALES (2025)  dir. Anna Boden, Ryan Fleck

[mournfulroses]

Nikos Kazantzakis, from a letter featured in The Selected Letters of Nikos Kazantzakis

[sophsun1]

Sabrina the Teenage Witch – 3.11: Christmas Amnesia

[phantom-threaded]

STAR WARS: EPISODE II - ATTACK OF THE CLONES 2002, dir. George Lucas

[selena-soto]

[eloiscbridgerton]

ABBOTT ELEMENTARY 4.16 – Books

[meowdei]

Love men who get horny from mundane things. He needs to go through a man’s equivalent of ovulation when he sees you folding laundry. He has to feel like he needs to be sedated because you were humming while making coffee. He should feel like he’s in heat simply because you giggled at something in your phone. It would be borderline offensive if your simple existence did not send him into the world’s most frenzy of All Time actually