Totally Seth

And Definitely Not Aqua | PFP by runwrenrun

[im-totally-seth]

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII yellow gave me this :3 :3 :3

[ouroborosorder]

the problem with writing fantasy is that i have to constantly stop myself from having people say "jesus fucking christ." jesus didn't exist here dammit. i need a fake swear that means the same thing i think

[im-totally-seth]

SETHHHHHHH WHATS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MEAN AND CAN I SAY IT???

[im-totally-seth]

i have made NO FRIENDS

@the-fanciest-flower tell your boyfriend that hes a lying liar and that he needs to play big laser with me!

[im-totally-seth]

Hi Aqua dear <3

Why are you on the internet exactly? You are only ☝🏾 this many!

Sincerely

@the-fanciest-flower

uee! yellow gave it to me! yellow yellow! isnt it great? i get to have so much fun and make so many friends to play knives with!!

[the-fanciest-flower]

Play ???knives?

( Blue takes a deep breath)

Darling?? What would playing knives entail??

[im-totally-seth]

YOU KNOW

we play throw the knives! they run and i throw!! uee he he!

[the-fanciest-flower]

(Oh angel help us )

Well that sounds fun dear!! What exactly do you plan to do on tumblr? You know all of the internet isn’t knife games.

At least

I hope it isn’t

[im-totally-seth]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it isnt?

oops…

[the-fanciest-flower]

Well maybe you can try making friends for -ahem non stabbing purposes

While you do that I need to have a - discussion with Yellow about toddler and unlimited technology

[im-totally-seth]

why would i want that? susie told me friends are for having fun and playing games!!

wait does that mean i get to play with the giant laser gun??? YAAAAY

[the-fanciest-flower]

NO!!

I mean no darling we can’t play with the giant laser gun. Maybe we can play ballet instead ! That sounds absolutely resplendent 🦋

[im-totally-seth]

that sound booooooring! i like yellow more! he plays with me even when seth says i need to be “practicing human” and “stopping the lightners” and whatever.

[im-totally-seth]

Hi Aqua dear <3

Why are you on the internet exactly? You are only ☝🏾 this many!

Sincerely

@the-fanciest-flower

uee! yellow gave it to me! yellow yellow! isnt it great? i get to have so much fun and make so many friends to play knives with!!

[the-fanciest-flower]

Play ???knives?

( Blue takes a deep breath)

Darling?? What would playing knives entail??

[im-totally-seth]

YOU KNOW

we play throw the knives! they run and i throw!! uee he he!

[the-fanciest-flower]

(Oh angel help us )

Well that sounds fun dear!! What exactly do you plan to do on tumblr? You know all of the internet isn’t knife games.

At least

I hope it isn’t

[im-totally-seth]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it isnt?

oops…

[the-fanciest-flower]

Well maybe you can try making friends for -ahem non stabbing purposes

While you do that I need to have a - discussion with Yellow about toddler and unlimited technology

[im-totally-seth]

why would i want that? susie told me friends are for having fun and playing games!!

wait does that mean i get to play with the giant laser gun??? YAAAAY

[im-totally-seth]

Hi Aqua dear <3

Why are you on the internet exactly? You are only ☝🏾 this many!

Sincerely

@the-fanciest-flower

uee! yellow gave it to me! yellow yellow! isnt it great? i get to have so much fun and make so many friends to play knives with!!

[the-fanciest-flower]

Play ???knives?

( Blue takes a deep breath)

Darling?? What would playing knives entail??

[im-totally-seth]

YOU KNOW

we play throw the knives! they run and i throw!! uee he he!

[the-fanciest-flower]

(Oh angel help us )

Well that sounds fun dear!! What exactly do you plan to do on tumblr? You know all of the internet isn’t knife games.

At least

I hope it isn’t

[im-totally-seth]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it isnt?

oops…

[im-totally-seth]

Hi Aqua dear <3

Why are you on the internet exactly? You are only ☝🏾 this many!

Sincerely

@the-fanciest-flower

uee! yellow gave it to me! yellow yellow! isnt it great? i get to have so much fun and make so many friends to play knives with!!

[the-fanciest-flower]

Play ???knives?

( Blue takes a deep breath)

Darling?? What would playing knives entail??

[im-totally-seth]

YOU KNOW

we play throw the knives! they run and i throw!! uee he he!

[im-totally-seth]

Hi Aqua dear <3

Why are you on the internet exactly? You are only ☝🏾 this many!

Sincerely

@the-fanciest-flower

uee! yellow gave it to me! yellow yellow! isnt it great? i get to have so much fun and make so many friends to play knives with!!