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you-reworthwhile

I just… don’t know what i’m doing anymore 😂

allshipswelcomed-deactivated201

What is your favorite riverdale otp🍒

Reblog for choni

Like for bughead

I’m going to post a thing about the winner! 😘😘 thank you to all the loveies that vote! 😉

daiseokkie-deactivated20190730

the first five emotes on your recently used emojis describe you as a person ready set go

tweetstrash

👌💯☝️🍑🍆

ima-twat-blog1

😏👌😩👏😭

sleepin

allshipswelcomed-deactivated201

What is your favorite riverdale otp🍒

Reblog for choni

Like for bughead

I’m going to post a thing about the winner! 😘😘 thank you to all the loveies that vote! 😉

kimberlystories

My response to the “Pink Diamond used to own White Pearl” theory

ladylazuli97

Oh my god 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

ima-twat-blog1

lmaoo

notchicken

I hate the internet. I hate how this poem doesn’t need to be finished but it has 13.9k retweets and 21.1k likes. Everyone knows how this poem ends and I hate it

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Violets are Blue

Michael Jackson sang Thriller

onlyalienking

look in the tags also i hate you all

idkanymor3sworld-deactivated201

Can someone help me with the Ted Cruz one?

ima-twat-blog1

lmao

logarto

this blog is an idiot positive zone. if ur a dumbass thats ok. this is a safe space for people w half a brain

delilahmidnight

@giraffeinterchangeformat

tallulahblankhead

I’ve never felt more accepted in my life

i-am-a-fish

Heck yeah? I love the phrase but I think we can do better. Allow me to offer

Heck Yeck

ima-twat-blog1

god has spoken

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[Character has little to no concrete backstory]

Fanfic writers:

hawkingsbird

u ever have 40,000 tabs and windows open on ur computer and u accidentally click on one for ur homework and ur just like …. anyways ….

chonisgf

Cheryl: He kept staring at you, and you’re mine!

Toni: All yours babe.

Cheryl: Property of Cheryl Blossom.

Toni: … Okay, I guess…

Cheryl: Violators shall be executed.

Toni: You mean prosocuted.

Cheryl: If that thought helps you sleep better *shrugs*

photochoco

today i learned nipples grow back and now have to figure out what to do with this information

photochoco

cuz if i needed to learn it everyone else has to too

dualclock

I know nipples grow back because once when i was in middle school in my art class a bunch of dudesat my table who were always fucking around instead of doing their work heard a rumor that if you spray AXE directly onto your nipple for exactly sixty seconds, and flicked it, your nipple will come off. So the moment the teacher left the room to go to the bathroom or something, they whip out a can and one brave soul among their number begins to spray himself, while the others chanted ritualistically. At 60 seconds, they watched, giggling, as the young man put his hand up to his breast and flicked. to their horror, the nipple did come off and, at ballistic speeds, soared across the table and hit me right in the cheek. And stuck. So everyone who was aware of this spectacle is sitting there in stunned silence, all while blood gushed from the nipple hole of the young man. I am so stunned that I am literally incapable of moving, having astral-projected so far away from this disembodied nipple that i may as well have been a dead man. The teacher returns and his shirt comes down, in an attempt to hide the tomfoolery, but yall know AXE Body Spray knows nothing of mercy, and almost immediately she was alerted to the scent of defeat and the sight of blood seeping through the young mans shirt. She didnt ask for an explaination, simply advised him to take the pass and go to the nurse. As he stands to go, his fellow comerade, remembering me suddenly, reaches over and plucks the bodiless nipple from my cheek, like a grape from the vine, and runs up to his friend with the words “dont forget your nipple”. It was a moving experience that honestly changed my life forever. I’m a new man after that day.

photochoco

This is by far the best addition to any post I have ever made.