still not a chicken

Chicken.tumblr.com die so I can have you

[semiotician]

bro LMFAOOOO

[caterwauljirachi]

[fleshblight]

Little Nas Are You Working On Your Raps

[magicratfingers]

went to throw dog poop away in a rando trash can and

[floralasshat]

Plz tell me you took him home and have a new per gengar.

[magicratfingers]

i'm not qualified to provide adequate enrichment for a trash gengar also I know for a fact he was recently hit in the face with a bag of dog poop

[magicratfingers]

it just started raining this is really doing a number on my object personification

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[magicratfingers]

Jesus fucking Christ

[magicratfingers]

jesus fucking christ

[osvaldvvanstein]

Update please I am begging you

[magicratfingers]

ok but you’re not gonna like it

[magicratfingers]

mid spa break to drain in the sink

[magicratfingers]

sir

please

[magicratfingers]

the family requests that trash gengar's privacy be respected during this difficult time

drying in the sun

[magicratfingers]

[magicratfingers]

i only have little cat sunglasses

[magicratfingers]

that bin is for an apartment finding service & trash boy smelled like cat

but he's fine now

[egberts]

is there any research on how much of cultural touchstone SpongeBob was or what cuz i feel like it's a genuine way of communication

[saintbadwolf]

breasting boobily all by yourself, beautiful?

[afatlittledog]

I lied put your clothes back on. I don't know how to fuck and I'm scared

[ikhorveined]

and tonight I'll ache with undefined longing for no reason at all

[sandmandaddy69]

[qualitysigns]

Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[rozieramati]

by Brooke DiDonato

[gertrudlsnacht]

does anyone know if we have fun tomorrow?

[aliensexdream]

we've got abysmal dogshit tomorrow

[jame7t]

women & bitches love my cavern

[cryptotheism]

Can you shut up about your cavern

[jame7t]

TO THE PIT WITH YOU !

[cryptotheism]

Dog where the fuck am I

[chineseretard]

[notchicken]

Hey, can we get a 10 year update on your tumblr famous post?? PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE??????

I graduated HS and went to college and now I'm living life. There isn't really much more to say!!

[cannibalchicken]

[desudog-deactivated20240822]

🪷

There seems to be a lotus blooming in my askbox. Let's all fold our hands behind our backs maturelike and view it for a moment

[cannibalchicken]

[damnbluewires]

completely enamoured with this beast

[1percentcharge]

My favorite pirate joke is “why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at c” not because it’s THAT funny but because it’s a relatively simple joke that nobody ive told it to has ever correctly guessed the punchline for because they all think it’s gonna be a joke about arrrr

[1percentcharge]

Another classic is

“Why couldn’t the pirates play cards? Because the captain was standing on the deck!”

For more hilarious pirate jokes like these go to google and type pirate jokes into the search bar and click search

[somarysueme]

Sorry for the double reblog I just wanted to let everyone know that I told the first joke to my dad and he hung up on me.