i'm a dog... so yeah @imadogsoyeah - Tumblr Blog

god im still thinking about the show dog thing. being strapped down and put on display and just being soooo obedient about it because im getting so much attention and I wanna make my owner proud. genuinely just obsessed with the idea of people talking about me and touching me like im not even there, like I don’t have any say in it. because why should a dog like me have any say?

fangkissed

I’m obsessed with the idea of having the best behaved and prettiest mutt. I want to spend the whole dog show being hard on my pup, striking their inner thighs with a riding crop to get them to spred further and show off their holes, dressing them up in the finest collar, making sure their coat is perfectly groomed, not a hair out of place. I want other owners to ask what my secret is- how I train them so good.

There is no secret- the key is to make your puppy want to win. To want to make me proud. After they get first place, I take puppy home and give them a special treat all while wearing their blue ribbon. My little best in show. Pushed hard- then spoiled rotten.

jesterofftheetits

Perv gf that gets wet from watching you jerk off

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

tattooedzombigirl

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

reallyndacarter

I would enjoy some good luck from the potato.

colleendoran

I need some luck right now, so all hail the Lucky Potato. Do your magic, Potato. I respect you so much I am capitalizing the "P" in Potato.

digitalheartva

All hail Lucky Potato.

bagofbonesmp3

my uni friend asked me why I haven't dated in like 4+ years and all I could think about is this video

capacity2

I feel so bad for the annoying women at work. Like I actually feel sick when we’re interacting and I feel the annoyance occurring in my brain like she really doesn’t mean to be this way and she just doesn’t want to feel alone or rejected. you can tell she’s experienced being an outsider everywhere she goes it’s only a matter of time. And it’s not cool chic or edgy but in the ugliest most desperate and dehumanizing way. They always start hopeful. they want to connect and they go searching for someone receptive to her so she can find her people but everyone turns away from her slowly and u hear it in her voice. It’s happening again. she starts hesitating to speak and when she does you hear a shaky child ending every sentence like it’s a question. Testing the waters to know if she’s wrong for even trying. And then I realize I took her smile for granted now that it’s gone.. I have to make it up to her I can’t let something like this continue. Life is so hard for people everywhere, so building a tolerance for being irritated is nothing in comparison especially if the reward is less pain and loneliness in the world I will always be the bestie you have my word

hentaipornfr

gender-realist

werewolf-girl-knots

thinking about thick bush hanging out of a hot bikini bottom or flashed at me from under a too-short skirt and needing to be calmed down as one would a horse or other large animal

imadogsoyeah

Me at edc