fearful agony in the garden

"But if he intended the speech to be hailed as a master-stroke of wit, he signally failed, for nobody laughed. However, he was not much disconcerted at that; for when he had taken a mouthful of bread and butter and was about to swallow a gulp of tea, the humour of the thing burst upon him with such irresistible force, that he was obliged to jump up from the table, and rush snorting and choking from the room; and a minute after, was heard screaming in fearful agony in the garden."

[fuckyeahsexyactors]

[murderousdeer]

helikesmeteorology:

#you could cut the sexual tension in that room with the knife in eduardos back

[cinemanutrition]

[cinemanutrition]

The Social Network (2010)  (reblogged by request)

[sharcncarter]

darling heart, i loved you from the start but you’ll never know what a fool i’ve been.

[promentory]

Jesse was so nervous of this scene. He is so stupid because he is so good in it. He felt so under-prepared and he was so angry with himself and I think it was lovely because there was a real kind of support that we had for each other in this scene. In between takes he’d be really kind of nervous about messing up and he wanted to get it absolutely right, but I think his anger towards himself was nicely translated to his anger at me. And then on my side of it, he kept on giving me these wonderful little ad-libs for me to react to for the last part of the scene where he, you now, I think at one point I made him say: “I love you, you’re my best friend. Come, we’ll get married, and we’ll live in a house together.” Just to kind of like give me that right kind of reaction for the end of this scene. And he really generously, you know, embarrassingly told me how much he adored me. It was really nice. For this last bit.

[albionneedsarthur-deactivated20]

#some days #when I think about the fact that #the words #I love you #Let’s get married #We’ll live in a house together #were spoken #out loud #by Jesse #to Andrew #and that is something that just happened in this life #and is real#when i think about that - it makes me want to remove my internal organs with a set of rusty pliers

[rcosmo3]

[clutches chest][stares off into the distance][whispers] the social network

[imadorkfordorks]

me every time I watch The Social Network: maybe this time they'll talk things through

[murphycooper-deactivated2017072]

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[murphycooper-deactivated2017072]

(x)

[hateruess]

i still find it hilarious that tsn has like a cult following

who would have thought, man

[jeremy-ruiner]

#like ‘haha we’re making a movie about the creation of facebook and everything that went down’ #2 years later a bunch of teenage girls are still crying about it on the internet

[markofthespiderman-blog-deactiv]

HEY SHARK WEEK’S ON

HOW DID WE DEVELOP SUCH A DYNAMIC CHARACTER OUT OF YOU, CHRIS HUGHES, YOU LITERALLY HAD 4 WORDS IN THE WHOLE MOVIE

[murderousdeer]

i’ll ouija you and when your ghost appears i’m gonna quote tsn at you

tumblr user bvcky being downright evil (via markzuckerbergs)

[theforce]

as soon as i hear or read the words “you better lawyer up asshole” my body propels itself to the ceiling and i irish jig upside down and by the time the words “i’m coming back for everything” are spoken i’ve died and came back to life at least twice 

[polyandthenomials]

[oldnapkinned]

I feel like I can legitimately sue half of you for the things you make me read

[imadorkfordorks]

what she says: i'm fine

what she means: motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg JESUS Christ fuck dude mother fucking Facebook movie bullshit JESUS can you fucking believe this shit God damn created Facebook then fucking lawyers and shit right fucking winkle boss twins God damn rowing the boat God damn this shit I can’t even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck Jesse Eisenberg man motherfucking Spider-Man Spider-Man you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit Jesse Eisenberg I’m very tired no man I’ll just talk about the facebook movie all day shit man you must be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude I just watched the year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man man he fucked over Spider-Man and crazy winkleboss twins rowing Trent resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented facebook I don’t like dying I can’t think of who the fuck invented Facebook all I can think is the guy who played the guy who invented Facebook who the fuck invented Facebook MARK ZUCKERBERG

[godlessinseattle]

emotions didnt exist fully until october 1, 2010. the social network was when emotions Became

[quentintarrantino-archive]

*snorts crunched up DVD of the social network* I love david fincher