NSFW Alphabet
⚠️DNI MINORS⚠️
Michael Beckenbauer
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
A bit stiff and awkward because he doesn't always welcome feeling vulnerable but will want his arm wrapped around your waist and unconsciously rub his thumb on your stomach, preferring the silence after sex.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
He of course likes his shoulders to his hands and his feet since they're most used for racing. Surprise surprise, he likes your neck. He'll nuzzle against it, hide his face on it while he thrusts against you, even bite when he's in a hell of a mood.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
He likes creampie. Though he won't call it that term because it's too vulgar for him but yeah. He feels like he's being thorough when he gives you one lol.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
I can't really think of anything, the guys so serious and a straightlaced racing maniac with nothing in his head but "I wanna be no. 1 in racing."
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
None. He's a racing addict after all. But they'll fuckin study that shit like a thesis, wanting you to feel good and not anything less. He'll always be stubborn in wanting you to cum atleast twice. He's a prodigy. A fast learner.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Lying groundhog. He loves feeling close to you and at the same time having that feeling of control by being on top of you. He also thinks it's hot when you try to bite into your pillow to stifle a moan.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Serious. More focused but not any less passionate. He's very attentive to your every reaction and knows what it means.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Not much hair tbh. Well-trimmed. He's a very hygienic person and very particular about it.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
The most he'll show it is occasional kisses on your back and your neck, nipping them. He'll pull back just to look at your flushed face with intensity that you'd probably be the one blushing.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Caught you trying out his racing jersey/jacket one time. The switch flipped and he walks over quickly and quietly to a room and finds himself half-hard. He'd be shy and shameful about it before tentatively rubbing amd stroking himself.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Belly bulge. Something primal and possessive rises in him when he sees your lower belly move and even presses down your stomach to see it more 🫣
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
A very private person so probably in his luxury tower apartment. But he would like fucking you against the wall. He likes the feeling of you clinging onto him.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
You in his racing jacket or any of his racing equipment. He'd go all quiet and give this intense look before pulling you back to his apartment.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Cum smearing (think it's a bit icky and would always wipe you off clean each time he pulls out if there's no condom)
roleplay (bad actor, really awkward at it lol) to him it's a bit cringy.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
He prefers receiving. Would unconsciously lift his hips up sometimes causing you to choke and he'd grunt and just cup your cheek as apology.
P = Pace(are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Oh this man gets carried away sometimes and does fast and rough. With his favorite position, he'd hold you down by your shoulders and just piston away. When you show signs of pain though, he'll slow down and whisper a quick "red?" (established safe word)
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Oh if you tease him and rile him up too much, you'll get it lol. He'll just pull that lower garment down roughly and pin you to the wall with your back against his chest. He'll lift one leg to accommodate him better and thrust in.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
They're a 50/50. Depends on the risk. He still kind of thinks logical in the circumstances around having sex and not just go ooga booga feel good. But if you can convince him enough, you can get him to light choking and a bit of spanking hehe.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
All MFG racers last long and this man would surprisingly be the "Let's do it one more time" guy by pulling you closer by the waist and nudging his cock against you.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
No toys owned by this guy. But if his partner has one, he's chill about it and would even use it on them just to watch them quiver against his chest, and he'll set the pace he wants for it.
U = Unfair(how much they like to tease)
Oh he can tease if he's feeling a bit playful but doesn't happen often and just gets into the mutual satisfaction, mutual pleasure part.
V = Volume(how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Grunts. Growls. Sometimes cusses.
W = Wild card(a random headcanon for the character).
Don't expect car sex from this guy. His Porsche Cayman is too sacred to be a venue for sex.
X = X-ray(let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
He's probably same lean build as Kanata. As for his shlong: narrow base with larger head, larger than average length and a bit thin girth, pinkish-light toned, 4.5 inches soft, 7 inches hard. He's a grower fr.
Y = Yearning(how high is their sex drive?)
About 4 times a week. And if he's pissed or stressed, oh boy he'll need that stress reliever.
Z = Zzz(how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Would fall asleep about 5 minutes after he'd locked his arm securely around your waist.










