I ALMOST DIED

Hello. I'm Kona-I write a lot of silly fanfiction, draw a lot of fan art, play probably too many video games and play a lot of ukulele. Check out my stuff!

[brainbubblegum]

Just how did Venom convince Anne to kiss Eddie that deep

[everythingfoxes]

[foxpost-generator]

it fucken WIMDY

[foxpost-generator]

girk at my work discovered my terrible secret

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

What are you the fun police?

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Well shit, now the bison has experienced ego death. Fuck.

[josephbrassey]

“Haha remember when murder-hornets were gonna be a thing? What a nothingburger.”

Yes, because the Washington state government activated like a sleeper-cell and ruthlessly, systematically hunted them down and annihilated them.

“Y2K came to nothing amirite?”

Yes because an army of software engineers working around the clock, losing sleep, and busting ass till the last minute prevented it from happening.

“Remember the hole in the ozone layer?”

You mean the one that was fixed through rigorous world wide government action?

One of the root problems of our society is a refusal or inability by media to articulate that all those “it’s gonna be an apocalypse” disasters were not disasters because we collectively did something about them.

The good news is this is actually quite correctable. I maintain my firm belief that we as humans are capable of solving almost all of our problems, when we decide to do so.

And I still think that’s going to happen. I don’t know when or how, but I do know that abandoning hope won’t help bring it about.

And I refuse to let the cynics own a chunk of my heart.

[gudamor]

Happy Smallpox Eradication Day

[woodwool]

worst part of being an adult is how often youre forced to nag. you Have to be annoying or youre never getting anything done. which is unfortunate considering how common it is to teach kids to never nag and be annoying ever

[woodwool]

a professional i am paying money doesnt show up w zero communication and IM the one who has to feel guilty for having to call him and ask whats going on. because when i was a little kid i would get yelled at for nagging. joke world

[titsay]

[sevserez]

dave striding across your dashboard

[i-merani]

[edgebug]

happy 20 year anniversary of Neil banging out the tunes!

though every rat is special, it's a wonderful and unusual thing for their accomplishments to be remembered and cherished by so many people so many years later. we're all so fortunate to know about the rat who banged out the tunes!

thank you to all the people who sent me reference photos of their beloved rats for this piece!!! credits under the cut!

@joe-spookyy Ben and Socrates

@gooseontheinternet Chamomile and Beefy

@runawayy-rat Bartholomäus and Emo

@theunholystromboli Macrogryphosaurus, Xenoceratops, and Graciliraptor

@techlecticwtch Solas and Dorian

@merlyn-bane Roslyn and Rizzoli

@logictoinsanity Luna and Buttercup

@hagsthehag Orphie, Psyche, Calypso, Ariadne, and Eury

my sweet ladies Bonnie, Mira, An, and Tula

and of course, the irreplaceable

Neil,

who banged out the tunes

[tearyeyedanimal]

HAPPY 4/13

neil banging out the tunes is 20!!!!!!!! heres my yearly redraw yay (2026, 2025, 2024, 2023)

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[chongoblog]

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

[itsapmseymour]

Heartbreaking News

Your favorite series got a 6 hour bad faith video essay by someone who didn’t really engage with the series to its fullest.

[itsapmseymour]

Man seeing so many different series being mentioned really made me go

“Jesus these guys are fucking everywhere, eh?”

[itsapmseymour]

Couldn’t leave these in the tags alone. You’re absolutely right.

[killian-ob99]

[theodddaysout]

happy birthday john happy birthday homestuck

[pngdraws]

i miss them

[mira-meraki]

You know what, forget the Ides of March. Happy Madoka Timeline Reset Day to all who celebrate

[haveyouseenthisanime-poll]

Happy Madoka Timeline Reset Day

[madokamagicaheritageposts]

Madoka Magica Heritage Post

[thepuppyclub]

how insidious to make young girls buy hundreds of dollars worth of makeup, to force them to read up on its theory, to make them practice it for hours in order to escape mockery, to make them feel safe only when performing this hyper femininity, and then to even have the audacity to package it in feminist language so that they firmly believe it sets them free.

[thisusedtoberum-deactivated2017]

who called you out on your sloppy wings

[thepuppyclub]

I know you probably think you’re really witty, but I just want you to know that you, and all the other people who made that joke, prove my point exactly.