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fandom garbage and terrible jokes 

[rosaliehalesbian]

[endiness]

I have flat out refused to drink anything other than blood for three seasons of Interview With the Vampire. But Rolin Jones is adamant that the vampires drink regular drinks and eat regular food. And I've been like, this is so dumb, I don't understand why we do this.

[th3rdpatient]

[beggars-opera]

Mitch McConnell's pr team right now:

[liaraswife-deactivated20210629]

SHIT

[strangestcase]

This is UNTRUE!!!! If you’re new to Catholicism you HAVE to listen to MEEEEEEEEE. Here’s my advice:

Leave

[whyenn-reader]

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

[pmamtraveller]

The Pearl With The Girl Earring by Olaf Falafel

[dykecinema]

there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.

[goslinggf]

um...exsqueak me ?

[mollybeenoel]

Rest in Peace, Sam Neill (1947-2026) 🕊️

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

[captain-acab]

[mysharona1987]

[raraeavesmoriendi]

NOT THE CRABS WE EXPECTED BUT STILL SOME CRABS WE DESERVE!!!

[unadulteratedhideouttrash]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Peppers are the spicy of the fire, mint is the spicy of the ice, carbonation is the spicy of the air, and vinegar is the spicy of the water.

[get-j1nxed]

[lachesismeg]

Ginger is the spicy of the earth.