mountain air + revolution

baptized in the bong water of Christopher Street.

[imaginarywarriors]

wait do tumblr posts bog have titles anymore?

[anxietyproblem]

[imaginarywarriors]

this is a truth that hurts me

[imaginarywarriors]

If this were a livejournal post, I could put "Listening to: 'Come Again' by the Au Pairs," but capitalism ruined livejournal.

This post was supposed to be a 15-year reflection of some sort, but I feel like reflection is a frayed trope of trans narrative 😂

[imaginarywarriors]

I no longer understand any of the pop culture references on here. Nor do I grasp the platform features. I miss fuckin' livejournal. Bad, simple, adfree.

[sixmapleleafs]

I found this on tiktok and I laughed so hard so I thought I’d share on here

It’s so chaotic I love it

[the-privateer]

just so you guys are all aware, the only reason gritty exists is allegedly because the NHL made a rule that every team HAD to have a mascot and were apparently assholes about it. so the fliers made him as a chaotic fuck you. hell the first tweet made on his official account was a “sleep with one eye open” threat towards another mascot for making fun of his design

[sergle]

Also, he collects crystals

[imaginarywarriors]

Lmayo

[catnippackets]

when we try to befriend cats we mimic their meows and get down on the ground to their level and try to gently coax them to interact with us right

that horrifying entity mimicking human noises at us maybe just thinks we’re cool and wants to pet us?

[catnippackets]

had to draw it

[catnippackets]

a few people pointed out that they probably wouldn’t understand what they were saying and just mimicking whatever sounds they happen to hear so I wanted to add this

[richardmadens-archive]

[tenaciousdcepticon24]

This joke was beyond ahead of its time

[imaginarywarriors]

Tomorrow my partner and I will begin a cross country drive, from Miami to Tucson, where my home will be from now on. So much has happened in the 10 years since I started tumblring. Most of it unexpected. I wish I could tell you about it but, you kind of had to be there.

Anyway. Have a nice day :) or night

[plumgall]

The sexiest thing in the world is being able to tell someone “it hurts and upsets me when you do this” and instead of them becoming angry and defensive and violent they say “I am sorry I do not want to hurt you let’s figure out a way to resolve this” 😩😩😩😩😩😩 When they meet the bare minimum requirements of emotional maturity 😍💦💦I’m so wet

[imaginarywarriors]

i bet a heterosexual wrote this

[imaginarywarriors]

Alternative Greeting Card Themes

-sorry for all the poetry- -our moms are getting married- -you're out of my will- -again, SORRY for all the poetry- -congrats on the divorce- -condolences on your phd- -thank you for the nepotism- -oh my god I am SO SORRY for the DELUGE of POETRY- -that was my laundry- -congrats on my cat not hating you anymore- -welcome to bowling league- -thinking of --- no, masturbating to you- -jesus fucking god i'm sorry for the poetry i don't know where it's coming from or how to stop it- -happy vegan anniversary- -welcome back to the friend group now you're done with that vegan bullshit- -happy atheism- -congrats on making the train- -well done with the artful yelp takedown- -condolences for the hangover- - sorry for all the poetry-

[furdoll]

daddy yankee’s gasolina > the entire beatles discography

[imaginarywarriors]

a stray name

I think I drunkenly said a name last week and that feels like a broken promise. I take my negative spaces very seriously. I take my silences to heart. But I think I casually spoke a deadname. I'm sorry. I want you to know I am very careful never to put my mouth on you: that was always our arrangement, but leave it to me to make it sound so sexual. I want you to know I have never conjured old versions of you. Our names taken out of context are .... what, anyway? just traces in the back pages of books about animals and ghosts and flying witches? I try to be careful, even if I slipped up once, to use the new translation only.

[taur]

[learning2swim]

I think relationships in general are over romanticized like at the end of the day I’m pretty sure a good relationship is just two people who know how to hang out and talk to each other not whether or not they can right all your wrongs or paint a picture of a thousand suns with the breath from your lungs or some shit

[imaginarywarriors]

If she HASN'T been painting pictures of a thousand suns with the breath from my lungs, what HAS she been doing with it? 😳

[captainbarrabear]

[bunjywunjy]

great news everyone only the Irish are allowed to name new species, effective immediately. 

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

https://www.instagram.com/unfinstory/

[catchymemes]

Credit: @Unifins

[official-german-translationen]

Wtf bedeutet diese Werbung

[official-german-translationen]

Mal ernst was ist der Weg Wie Ich Früher Musik Gehört Habe? Woran soll ich das erinnern? Ich hab als Kind nicht mal wirklich Musik gehört

[imaginarywarriors]

I don’t knowwwwwwww