Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.
Jules of Nature
Monterey Bay Aquarium

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trying on a metaphor
taylor price

pixel skylines
noise dept.
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macklin celebrini has autism

#extradirty

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
almost home

Product Placement
Xuebing Du

JVL

Kiana Khansmith
dirt enthusiast
NASA
Cosimo Galluzzi
seen from Chile
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@winged-mammal
Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.
Star Trek TNG but Beverly Crusher runs the entire ship
They wear suits, but they don't even know basic etiquette.
inspired by @cowardsexual 's post of a very sleepy phm science team and Grace's teacher instincts
My situationship from the last two years was the intimacy coordinator on a theatre show I directed last fall that had many many stabbing/choking scenes with retractable prop knives (which are widely known for being unsafe but everyone in the cast consented) and she stabbed me in front of everyone as an example and it was honestly better than any sex we ever had
thank you for being the reason i will never ever ever delete my account this is exactly what i needed to read today
Been re-watching X-Files and had to draw a 90′s grunge Dana Scully.
shirt
Oded Fehr as Ardeth Bay and Rachel Weisz as Evelyn O'Connell
The Mummy Returns, 2001
#ijs rick has two hands and a type (via @racethewind10)
#In The End She Did Want It
Oh my God! 😭 You dropped this queen 👑
To think I thought I knew what ethereal beauty was before now. Laughable.
she’s so beautiful i had to include a few more photos
THE WOMEN OF THE WHEEL OF TIME + channeling
thinking about statues of Grace being built all around Erid years after his passing so he can continue to watch over Eridians as they sleep
ɢɪʟʟɪᴀɴ ᴀɴᴅᴇʀꜱᴏɴ ɪɴ ᴛᴇᴇɴᴀɢᴇ ꜱᴇx ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ ᴀᴛ ᴄᴀᴍᴘ ᴍɪᴀꜱᴍᴀ
A fading mask
New profile pic : Shaw from Person of interest <3
I’ve tried a few porn games, but all they have such bad user design. so like one of the games was a platformer, I thought okay, I used to play mario, this’ll be no problem. WRONG. I couldn’t even get through the first level. two straight hours of missing the same jumps and near sobbing about it. at what point am I supposed to get horny? I can’t even reach the naked demon lady because I CANNOT! MAKE! THE JUMPS! so I try another game about seducing milfs. you need to clean the milf’s house to make her like you. okay, I have limited energy per in-game day, so I vacuum her house, I tidy her magazines, I clean her dishes, I go to sleep. this repeats for days. the milf still doesn’t like me. why?? I’ve spent real hours of my life vacuuming her digital floor. why won’t the milf fall in love with me? what am I doing? what am I doing?
SOUND. ON.
soundonsoundonsoundonsoundonsoundon!