[depsidase]

[bobdylanyaoi]

[panteneprovcommercial]

small talk enjoyers when the weather is in any way notable:

[bunney]

Evanescence: These wounds won’t seem to heal, this pain is just too real, There’s just too much that time cannot erase

12 year old me:

[bemusedlybespectacled]

31-year-old me:

[steviecrowdude]

love is in the air? wrong. evil skull

[lordoftablecloths]

my favorite video of all time ever

[thetriggeredhappy]

if i was a vampire i would hang up a bunch of pictures in my house but for some reason inexplicably one wall of pictures would have them all hung sideways and then whenever the rando i’ve lured into my Vampire House looks at them they’ll instinctively tilt their head to one side to look at the pictures thus leaving their neck wide open for Vampire Shenanigans to ensue. step one of making this plan happen is becoming a vampire. if you’re a vampire i’ll totally let you have my very good idea but in exchange you gotta make me a vampire also, no take backsies

[vampires-official]

official vampire post

[hollowboobtheory]

I have to upload this as a video bc you can see her think this in real time

[maraudingcaptain]

OP you just can't leave out this golden comment

[neonhumbuzz]

[amygdalae]

despite all my dread i am still just a rat made of thread

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[everythingfox]

angy

[doggosource]

[chillyfeetsteak]

his suckers

[catchymemes]

[samuraifuckingfrog]

[eerian-sadow]

That. Includes. Hiring.

That. Includes. Scheduling.

That. Includes. Firing.

That. Includes. Approving. Or. Denying. Social. Benefits.

[parkchanwoohoo]

A lot of people on Tik Tok have migrated over to the Chinese app RedNote, and the Chinese users are so fucking funny about it. I saw one comment that was like "Welcome, I was the Chinese citizen assigned to spy on your data, I missed you"

[yekkes]

Big fan of this, too

[fleshdyke]

"the curse of knowledge is that you can't unlearn something" yes i can

[fleshdyke]

i can forget anything