IF RAPPERS WENT TO SCHOOL TOGETHER
Action Bronson
The fat bully who loves food
Aesop Rock
The science fair winner
Angel Haze
The A.G. dyke who knows how to fight
Andy Mineo
The born-again Christian
A$AP Rocky
The fuckboy with a fashion sense
Asher Roth
The surfer kook
Azealia Banks
The one ratchet bitch that nobody likes
Cibo Matto
The twins who have eating disorders
Danny Brown
The nerd with the weird laugh
Donald Glover / Childish Gambino
The deep-thinking poet who used to be socially awkward
Drake
The heartbroken kid who is coping over his ex by hanging out with his friends
Earl Sweatshirt
The metalhead in the back of the classroom
Eminem
The poor kid with anger issues
Hopsin
The kid who tries to educate everyone else; the “streetpreacher”
Flavor Flav
The kid who is always late for his classes
Flo Rida
The kid who loves his hometown way too much
Flying Lotus / Captain Murphy
The quiet kid who lives a double life outside of school
Gangsta Boo
The girl everyone is afraid of because she has a lot of older brothers
Gil-Scott Heron
The super-senior jazz enthusiast
Iggy Azalea
The white kid who tries to act black; the “burger”
Jay Z
The leader of the popular crew with a criminal family history
J. Cole
The straight A student
Joey Bada$$
The musical old soul
Kanye West
The douchebag who always plays the victim
Kendrick Lamar
The kid who escaped the gangbanging lifestyle
KiD CuDi
The pothead who sneaks out of Algebra to smoke alone at the parking lot
Lil Jon
The wingman who helps the others get girls
Lil Wayne
The black kid who tries to act white; the “coconut”
Lil Yachty
The SpongeBob-obsessed eight grader with social anxiety that hangs out with the highschoolers during recess
Lupe Fiasco
The teacher’s pet
Macklemore
The only kid who actually watches the news
Mac Miller
The Internet-famous kid who hosts weekend parties
MF Doom
The graphic novel fanatic
M.I.A.
The transfer student who focuses on politics
Nicki Minaj
The wise single mother who knows how to get her life together
Rae Sremmurd
The freshmen duo
Soulja Boy Tell ‘em
The dance major
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The sensitive kids who try to be on everyone’s good side
Tyler, The Creator
The class clown
Yelawolf
The proud redneck
Young Thug
The closeted homosexual
Yung Lean
The Tumblr kid who brags about their vacation to Tokyo last summer
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