A new tf2 imagines blog. I'm a new writer and relatively new to the fandom.|| Requests Open (can view my rules on my homepage, almost anything is allowed. Absolutely NO Spy/Scout shipping. DadSpy's allowed ofc) || Semi-Hiatus || Please search "rules" for my rules page || If you intend your ask to be a shitpost imagines please put "Shitpost" or "SP" in front of it, or just "Imagine:" || If your request doesn't have specific mercs I will choose 4 of the mercs
Felt like I wanted some writing practice and what better way than to make an imagines blog?Ā
Iām currently on semi-permanent hiatus, I struggle with writing a lot now it seems rip
I DO take requests for imagines, drabbles/oneshots, headcanons, aus, etc. Feel free to send some in- It might take a while to do yours but please be patient.
I wonāt do excessive gore or overly explicit ns/fw. (I donāt mind it I just get bored writing smut fanfics lmao) Absolutely NO Spy x Scout!
Iām willing to do any tf2 character. Yes, any. Even /that/ one. Do note: The more characters you ask for one thing will be shorter and vice versa! If you ask for all 9 Iāll be doing it really short. If you donāt specify who or how many Iāll be doing 4 mercs for an imagines (5 for headcanons)
Unless specifically stated all asks are with an SO that uses they/them.
Iām also down to make those shitpost imagines. Those Iāll be able to do much faster probably.
I will try to go in a specific order of (imagines - headcanons - shitpost - extra - extra) and repeat that. Extra can be imagines, hcs, shitposts, drabbles, etc
Feel free to talk to me about anything tf2 related or blog related! Doesnāt necessarily have to do with imagines and writing.
That depends- do you mean shitpost imagine or actual imagine? Either way, itās essentially just describing a scenario to let the readerĀ āimagineā they were there. Shitpost imagines are usually poorly written on purpose and have very weird/strange concepts. Like the oatmeal pants...classic.
It was...lessĀ āaccidentallyā and moreĀ āScout said I canāt drink this so I DID because THAT TWERP CANāT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!ā
Of course, everyoneās instantly worried about the madmanās well-being. When Scout first drank the stuff he didnāt fair well, and he was already radiated to begin with. Soldier of course thought everything was fine while Scout just laughed his ass off.
Nothing too terrible happened (thankfully no property damage this time around), but poor Soldier spent the whole night puking. He refused any and all help, especially from Medic, becauseĀ āonly babies canāt handle a little food poisoning!ā Everyone just let him be that night and ignored what happened the next morning.
Pyro:
Pyro, being Pyro, just thought it was a normal can of soda. If only it was.
For a small while Pyro had been extremely quiet, which concerned the other mercs since they very much Should Not Be Like That. As Demo and Engi conversed about if they should bring it up to the firestarter, Pyro started to literally bounce off the walls.
The craze thankfully only lasted a few minutes, but a few minutes is more than enough to set the Rec. room and kitchen on fire. Engineer had to educate them about BONK! Atomic Punch to avoid another similar situation.
Engineer:
He was just having another long, dreadful day after working tirelessly the night before. He just wanted a nice cold beer or two with his dinner before passing out in his room.
Scout thought filling his beer with BONK! Atomic Punch would be a HILARIOUS prank and did not think further than that.
Engineer only had to take one sip to know it was tampered with. He knows his beers very well and can practically taste the isotopes. He just left it on the table and got a new one.
Sniper:
Every night Sniper sneaks into the base to make himself a late-night dinner. He can easily make himself his own but heās always liked the othersā cooking.
Sniper was a very surprised man when he found an abandoned beer on the dining table that was still very, very much full. Being no stranger to scavenging his coworkersā scraps he didnāt think much of it and drank the can while getting his leftovers.
No one was exactly sure why he decided to stay in his camper the next day, but thankfully for Sniper him disappearing often let others think it was another normal trip for him. Only Sniper knows what really happened.
Medic:
Medic already had his own stash of BONK! Atomic Punch for his own research.
He didnāt expect to lazily grab a can in his tired, glasses-less state and drink the thing. It took about half the can for him to realize that it was not, in fact, his coffee.
He spent the most of that night clinging to his medigun and cursing at himself for being so foolish. He did, of course, write down the effects heād been feeling since he had already planned to drink some, just wasnāt prepared so soon. He did not have a pleasant night.
Soldier completely runs on a routine, and if he canāt follow it to the T itāll throw him off. Whether itās waking up at 5 am on the dot or training for hours right after a battle he has his day planned.
Itās hard for him to show his appreciation for his teammates (or anyone, frankly) unless itās withĀ ātasteful aggressionā. Congratulating them for something and making it sound like a battle tactic or, well, punching someone really hard in the shoulder is his most common way to show affection.
He sleeps in a white tank top and his boxers and he refuses to change that, no matter how hot or cold it is. The only times he doesnāt is when he has to sleep outside.
Soldierās hardly stubborn at all. If a teammate tells him to do something heāll usually do it no questions asked- even if itās a simpleĀ āshut upā from Scout. He views it as a respect thing- so when the others donāt reciprocate that he gets upset since theyāre clearlyĀ ādisrespectingā him. He doesnāt do so with his superiors, though.
Heās a HUGE history buff. Heās a little stupid, yes, but man can this guy hold onto lots of random history facts. All of itās American-centric of course but most of his battlefield knowledge mostly comes from history if not personal experience.
hello dear! would you mind writing some fluffy first kiss imagines for the mercs (and maybe miss pauling if you feel like it)? i crave that really soft stuff. have a lovely day!
Thank you! Hope you had a lovely day too <3 or, well, multiple good days since you sent this ask anyway. Sorry how long this took, hope theyāre good enough to make up for it!
Fluffy First Kiss
Scout -
Is obviously inexperienced. He tries desperately to find the āright momentā.
Eventually youāre the one that kisses him first. Heās tense and surprised but eventually eases into it.
As soon as you two pull away Scout is beet red and speechless. He stutters for a good while as he tries to form a sentence before leaning against the wall with a smirk and says āGood, right?ā You just shake your head and laugh.
Soldier -
Throughout the day Soldier seemed nervous. Anytime he was near you heād look away and talk a bit faster.
At one point as you two were in the hallway he stopped you and loudly asked permission to kiss you. Heās still noticeably nervous.
You agreed with a small laugh and he quickly kissed you. Or, well, as best he could with his helmet on. The kiss doesnāt last long and he thanks you before quickly shuffling away.
Pyro -
You two have already kissed cheeks plenty of times. Well, the best you two could do with Pyroās mask on their head.
One day they take you to their room for a surprise and tell you to close your eyes. Once you do you hear shuffling before you feel coarse lips against yours. Despite your surprise you keep your eyes closed.
After a moment like that Pyro pulls away and, you assume, put their mask back on. You open your eyes with a smile. You two are immensely happy together and you can tell Pyroās glad you didnāt sneak a peek, despite you having every ability to.
Demoman -
Travish sure as hell is no stranger to love (you know the rules, and so do I) or PDA yet you two havenāt kissed, which neither of you minded. You figured itād just happen naturally, though you were too nervous to do it first.
After a well deserved win the base decided to celebrate and Demo, of course, got drunk off his ass. Towards the end of the night he came up to you and grabbed without hesitation, giving you a sloppy ass kiss to boot.
The next day when you see him again he gets a bit flustered and says sorry (mainly for how terrible of a first kiss it was). You kiss him and tell him it was perfect as long as it was from him and he seems over the moon to hear that.
Heavy -
This big guy wasnāt ever overly intimate but would love to hold your hands and hug you. He gives the best hugs, of course.
Every night before you two would leave to sleep in your rooms heād kiss the top of your head and say goodnight. One night he gives you a gentle kiss on the lips instead. It wasnāt much, but it made the night feel more special.
Ever since you two would kiss each otherās cheeks and a little peck on the lips sometimes- if you could reach, at least. You two arenāt afraid to do it in front of the others and frankly no one pays mind to it (except scout).
Engineer -
You two donāt get much alone time due to Engineer always being cooped up in his workshop but you two enjoy the time you can have together.
Engi had been struggling with a certain project for days now and was getting extremely frustrated with it. You brought him food and would pop your head in once in a while to remind him to drink water. One of these days he motions you closer and tells you to lean towards him.
Of course he uses this opportunity to place a gentle kiss on your lips. He tells you thank you. He always thanks you with a kiss now, even for small things.
Medic -
Heās not a big man on PDA, even when you two are alone. He doesnāt really care to receive it and never really gives it.
However, one day when you were feeling awful you walked into his office to be distracted from whatever made you frustrated/pissy. Heās never minded you popping in while he worked and frankly he enjoyed telling you about what he was working on.
You usually cheered up a bit after but it didnāt help in the slightest. Silence fell between you for a while. At one point Medic stood from his desk. You were confused until he walked over and lifted your chin, kissing you on the lips. He gave you a soft smile and you felt better.
Sniper -
Despite being a āloverā type he genuinely loves your company. When you two are alone he always hugs you, cuddles you, etc. He never leaves your side when you two are together.
Even though you two shower each other in love you have never kissed. Neither of you ever felt the need to, and with Sniper (being a ālonerā) he much preferred to just cuddle and relax.
It was only until Sniper was a little more grumpy than usual after a bad match that you two did. As soon as he could, and you two were alone, he hugged you tight and gave you a long, exasperated kiss. He nuzzled himself into your neck afterwards before muttering a small ālove ya..ā under his breath.
Spy -
He loves you dearly and HAS to show you throw gifts and PDA.
It wasnāt until you were in his smoking room after a long day on the job that you two realized just how in love you were. He had music playing and was, of course, smoking when you came in. He snuffed it out and got up to dance with you to the song, taking things nice and slow and leading the dance.
He was a natural of course and would help you learn if you couldnāt dance. He had to be extra and dip you towards the end of the song with a sweet and passionate kiss following swiftly. Any of his worries from that day just seemed to melt into your arms.
Miss Pauling -
Itās a shame you two canāt have much time together, but the times you do have you make the most of it.
Sheās an absolutely sweetheart to you when she can afford it. She makes sure to compliment you and make you special (because, frankly, you are). Sadly, it took nearly a month before you two could actually have a date.
You went to a small cafe in Teufort. You two spent your time having lunch, holding hands and getting to know each other a bit better. At the end of the date you two have a sweet kiss, not knowing when you two could have your next one.
Hereās a ficlet I wrote ages ago while I continue working on stuff for this blog. Itās really old and I might do more with it/fix it in the future, but not anytime soon.
It was unusual to hear silence with this team, but even stranger when in combat. There were always shouting, gunfire, explosions. There was never a moment that stood still. There was never a deafening silence that loomed over him, but today was a strange one. All Sniper could hear was his breathing and the distant howl of wind.
Where was everyone? Surely he was just... late , right? Maybe early? He lowered his gun with a small sigh. Maybe theyāre all back in spawn , he thought. Surely theyāre somewhere. Who knows- maybe he got a sudden day off without anyone telling him. Then again no one really bothered him when in his camper- which is definitely a good thing. Mostly, anyway.
Sniper could only grumble as he left his post and toward the base. The air felt heavy and the only sound he heard was the soft echo of his steps bouncing off the hallway. He felt uneasy. Why did he feel so uneasy? The monotonous sound of him walking seemed to echo off the walls and scatter his head.
His steps abruptly stopped once he turned the corner into the main hall. At his feet were bodies. Soldier was flat on the ground near the walkway, his helmet nearby. Pyro and scout were against the wall, slumped over. Heavy and Demo were at the other end of the hall and looked like they were trying to crawl away before they went down. Sniper began to traverse the hall with hesitance as he made sure to be slow and careful, not wanting to make a sound.
What happened here , he wondered. Surely it had to be the enemy spy or something, right? How did he get in the base thenā¦? He drew out his kukri as he stepped over the legs of his teammates, ready for anything.
Why havenāt they respawned yet? Why havenāt they respawned yet? Are they pulling his leg or something? Surely theyāve been like this for a good while now, the blood had already dried.
He had some trouble getting by heavy since he took up most of the hallway but managed, thankfully. He stopped in his tracks, however, upon seeing Miss Pauling in the middle of the next hallway. She had one of Medicās arms in her hand, the other holding a saw. As quickly as he noticed what was happening Ms. Pauling noticed him and dropped Medicās arm. She seemed surprised to see Sniper.
āOh, Mr. Mundy!ā She said with a smile. He didnāt like that smile very much.
Her expression was one that should seem calm and inviting, but being surrounded by his dead teammates definitely left a different impression. Sniperās grip tightened around the handle as his anger rose. After all, how could she do this? What reason is there to kill everyone off? Did someone violate their contract? Were they just done with them and tossing them away like used napkins?
Miss Paulingās smile never faded as she reached for something at her side. Sniper took this as an opportunity and ran forward. Soon everything seemed to be in slow motion- or just him, rather. He felt like every muscle in his body was fighting against the air while Ms. Pauling seemed to move normally, almost perfectly. What was happening to him? This wasnāt like him at all. He always took the kill, always had the reflexes to fight back. He didnāt get to move far before he had a handgun pointed to his temple.
āShame, really. The poison would have made cleaning up much easier.ā
āPoison?ā Sniper snapped at her. āWhy you damn- Why?ā He tried to distract her, even for a moment to think of a way out. Talking sometimes helped when he was in a pinch, but those were rare moments. āWhy would you-ā
āClassified.ā
Her smile burned into his mind. The way her eyes seemed to mock him, to bore into him and scream just how idiotic he was to be here, to lose so easily. He hated it and couldnāt do a thing about it. Sniper moved in hopes he could turn this on Ms. Pauling. He was only met with a large bang and immediate blackness.
Just as quickly as he was gone, he was back. Sniper shot up, panicked out of his mind. He sighed with relief when he realized it was just another dream. He brought his rough hands through his hair and sat with his thoughts. That was the third time he had that dream that week and it was getting really annoying waking up at 3 AM, especially since he could never really fall back asleep afterwards.
Sniper pulled back his covers and climbed down from his raised bed. The camper floor was cold and the camper itself seemed so empty, like he wasnāt even there, like he shouldnāt be. He lazily walked over to his coffee maker and began making a pot for himself. He never drank much coffee but he definitely needed it on mornings like this. Decaf as usual.
Another sigh left his lips as he leaned against the counter. Sniper stared through the window, not looking at anything in particular. It was as dark as ever out and the moon couldnāt be seen from his side. He let his mind wander as he focused on the coffee makerās sounds. He wished he didnāt dream, didnāt need sleep. If only.
Pyro HATES being out in the rain. The feeling of rain on their suit or skin is awful and theyād rather die but tolerate it if itās raining during a match. They do, however, enjoy the sound of rain and thunder. They usually sit next to a window and listen while they draw/color.
Whenever it rains Scout always goes out for a jog. He loves the feeling of the cool rain on his skin as he runs and makes sure to jump into every puddle he sees. He always gets yelled at for walking into the base soaking wet, though.
If itās raining Engineer tends to step outside with an umbrella and listen to the rain and think. He feels it gives him a clearer mind and a bit more energy when he steps back into his workshop.
Sniper usually stays in his camper already but on rainy days heās glued to the inside. He takes the time to wind down and read.
Soldier fucking hates thunder. Rainās okay but as soon as thereās thunder he hates it. He always jumps and shouts out whenever a crack of thunder is heard.
can we get demoman reacting to his bf coming out as ace... yes i am giving you a hyper-specific request on your first day. i'm insane
Thatās perfectly fine haha, I donāt mind <3
Demoman isnāt very familiar with asexuality so he asks and genuinely wants to learn more. Heās completely supportive of you and makes sure you know with a smile on his face. Thereās still some things that he doesnāt get and wonāt for a good while but he is definitely trying. He asks you if itās okay to still flirt, kiss, hug, etc. though you reassure him with his worries. If it gets to be too much youāll let him know right away and heās quick to stop. Overall not much would change after that and heād act the same as he always has, just maybe a bit more hesitant with his flirting. Heād always be supportive of you no matter what.
How would the mercs react to s/o walking in casually with a giant bunny the size of a dog (its a real rabbit breed) they found in a box.
I love those big bastards??? 10/10
Scout -Ā
Absolutely flabbergasted at how large this unit is. He would run over to immediately pet it excited as all hell.
Heād convince you to let him hold it only to practically fall from how heavy the rabbit is to him. He rambles on about how awesome the rabbit is and you canāt get him to stop.
Scout starts to list names for the rabbit, though none of them are good in the slightest. He boasts about how good they are but as soon as you suggest a name he loves it. You two work on setting up its home despite the lack of room in the base.
Soldier -
Heās no stranger to strange pets but refuses to believe this rabbit is a rabbit. He began to bark questions at the rabbit in your arms and interrogate it but you explain to him that yes, itās a real rabbit.
He still doesnāt believe for a while until it and Lt. Bites interact and he sees them get along. Or, well, in his eyes anyway- Lt. Bites just hissed at it.
He named it Lt. Nibbles and had accepted it into the family.Of course youāll have to keep a close eye on Lt. Nibbles because of how rough Soldier can get but itās usually never a problem.
Pyro -
Absolutely EXCITED to see such a large animal in your arms. Theyād run over and faun over it, mumbling about how huge and fluffy it is.
Theyād be glued to the rabbit and shower it with love and you couldnāt help but smile at how happy Pyro seemed.
Pyro never left that rabbit alone until you stepped in to feed it. Pyro insisted to also feed it and youād feed it together.
Demoman -
Heās familiar with the breed and has also seen them before! He tells you the story of the first time heād met one, the whole time scratching the rabbitās chin.
Expresses mild concern about space and the other mercs but ultimately helps to set something up. He just wants the best for it.
As you build its little home together you both toss names for it back and forth and settle on one. Demo spoils it a little bit but you let him. Afterall, how could you not let him give treats to the big guy with a smile like his?
Heavy -
Heās familiar with the breed and would smile at you two. Heād ask where you got it out Ā of concern, worried it was meant to be in the wild or was someoneās pet.
Throughout the day Heavy carried the rabbit while he just did his normal routine. Heād be extremely gentle with it and sometimes softly whisper to it about what heās doing. You even caught him asking it questions.
You two worked together to make a good home setup for the rabbit and it looks wonderful. Once in a while Heavy would read next to the rabbit and pet it as he did.
Engineer -
Heās surprised at how big the rabbit is and would ask you where you got it. He would lightly pat its head as you explained.
Engineer would make sure it has enough room to be happy and has its safety as his main concern. Though the safety part mainly pertained to the other mercsā¦
Has definitely worked on various contraptions for the big guy. Heād sometimes leave his workshop to talk to the rabbit about whatever project heās working on when heās stuck and needs to figure out how to fix it. Itās always worked.
Medic -
His eyes lit up as soon as he saw it, but...not exactly in a good way. You quickly tell him to not do whatever he might be planning to plot.
You keep a close eye on it but overtime loosen up as he starts to treat the rabbit similar to how he treats Archimedes (albeit he will always put Archimedes above the rabbit).
Youāve come to learn heās named the rabbit Diades and talks to both Diades and Archimedes as he operates. Diades has its own little chair to rest on the whole time as well. You arenāt sure if you should be allowing this.
Sniper -
Sniper is indifferent to seeing it since a large rabbit isnāt the craziest thing heās seen. He asks you why you have it and if you know just what youāre getting into.
He doesnāt object to you keeping it, but refuses it being in his camper for...obvious reasons. He happily would help you set something up for it, though.
He isnāt gushy over the rabbit but happily visits it from time to time. You tend to let him be the one to feed it and he doesnāt seem to mind that part.
Spy -
Would immediately ask where in the HELL you got that and to put it back. He rolls his eyes when you explain and tells you to throw it outside āwhere it belongsā.
Spy would refuse to have anything to do with āthat damn rodentā and tells you that whatever you do with it itās on you. He still says no despite your convincing puppy eyes.
Later in the day you find Spy in his smoking room sitting on his usual chair only to find the rabbit sitting on his lap as he smokes. He stops petting the animalās head in surprise to find you there and tries to make excuses as to why the rabbitās there. You donāt believe him, of course.
The mercs idea of a cute spring date (since its Easter). Was thinking scout, engie, sniper, demo xx
This is a perfect first request, thank you <3
Scout -
Scout wouldnāt be one to normally go for ācuteā dates, but ever since high school heās wanted to go on a date to a local diner or drive-in theater.
Heād always loved the breakfast food at a diner he lived next to and the malts were to die for, so who wouldnāt want to share that little bit of happiness with someone? He would definitely try to convince his SO to share a malt with him like in the movies heād seen.
For a drive-in theater he would 100% āborrowā a car in order to impress his SO (although they wouldnāt really care). Heād watch a comedy with his SO and laugh with them, both of them acting like theyāve known each other their whole lives and having a great time. Though he wouldnāt ever shut up and would always try to crack jokes to make his SO smile or laugh to the point it might get annoying, but he means the best.
Engineer -Ā
Engineerās the kinda guy that likes quiet dates and the outside. His ideal spring date is to have a lovely picnic somewhere with an excellent view (though the places the mercs go donāt always have a ānice viewāā¦)
He would lay a blanket down and he and his SO would sit and eat the food he made, laughing the afternoon away underneath a tree and enjoying each otherās company.
Engineer would, of course, bring his guitar and sing for his SO. Heād sing a simple and homely song with a warm smile on his face the whole time.
He would also love a picnic later in the day. Watching the sunset with his SO? Stargazing with them and teaching them about the constellations? Sign him up immediately.
Sniper -Ā
Sniper isnāt one for dates in general. He doesnāt care for dates like eating dinner, grabbing a coffee or a carnival. However, he always suggests something to do with nature with the few dates heās been on.
Wildlife sanctuaries are one of his favorite places to be and to spend it with a SO would always make the experience much more worthwhile to him.
Sniper would give his SO a tour of the sanctuary and talk to them about each animal. Facts are one thing, but Sniper tells stories of his own encounters with the animals. He has plenty of stories about saving various wildlife that he loves to tell - though those animals are usually back in Australia. Despite his serious demeanor, places like sanctuaries always bring a bit of happiness and relaxation to him.
Demo -Ā
Demoās a much more exciting guy when it comes to dates. Of course thereās always the alcoholic option (Like bear or wine tasting) but he just loves amusement parks and is more than happy to take his SO to one.
Heād let his SO pick where theyād go for however Demo just loves riding roller coasters and playing carnival games. Heās determined to always win a prize for his SO, even if they protest they donāt need one. Though the ones that require accuracy he tends to stay away from.
Demo doesnāt usually enjoy amusement park food but he would always make sure to eat some with his SO if they wanted some. He would never turn down a good snowcone though!
His energy levels never seem to go down throughout the day and would always has a big smile on his face. His SO is much more likely to get tired before he would.
Demo would hold his SOās hand for a majority of the date if he could. Heās a sucker for small signs of affection.
