Hello i am in love with your blog and also can you do headcannons of connor dating a demon? Please and thank youšššššā¤ā¤šā¤šā¤šā¤šā¤šā¤ššā¤šā¤ššššš
As in like, a literal demon or just a very sassy s/o who doesnāt take anyoneās shit? Iām going to go with a very sassy s/o because can you imagine?? Cute and innocent little Connor dating the sassiest person on the planet? RIP Hank.
Hank doesnāt even know how youāre still alive.
Youāll go straight up to known murderers, get right up in their face and go on about how disappointed their mothers must be and how much hell theyāre going to serve in prison becauseĀ āyouāre a little shit who should be given the death penalty but thatād be too easy.ā
Yet somehow whenever Connorās around, you turn into this weird half-sass half-mushy person.Ā
Donāt even attempt to bash on Connor because youāll go off while simultaneously protecting said cinnamon roll in your arms.
Gavin will impulsively apologize to you if you look at him a certain way.
āWhy canāt we just throw a tear bomb into the place or something?ā youād said flippantly once while sitting in Connorās lap and musing with his hair.Ā āYou look so cute with your hair a little messy, I love it.ā
Connor once recorded one of your and HankāsĀ āarguments.ā Neither of you would admit that youāre both huge sass monsters and more alike than different. He wanted to prove you both wrong.
Showing said recording just started off another argument about how vehemently you both disagree but, yāknow, neither of you are allowed to actually agree on something.
Connor gets a weird rush of pride whenever youāre making kissy noises to a dog while simultaneously flipping someone off.
You can shoot a man one moment and then make a baby laugh the next. Hank isnāt sure if he should be absolutely terrified or somewhat impressed. It might be a bit of both, if heās being honest with himself.
You always go above and beyond when it comes to Connor. Cute little messages littered around his desk, flowers here and there, always has a lunch he takes with him to work, you foster dogs so Connor always has someone new to see and pet when he comes by, Gavin is effectively terrified of you but will deny it until the day he dies.Ā
No matter how much of a little hellion you can be, Connor knows he can come to you for virtually anything and not be judged for it. Hank too, even if your personalities clash. Youāre a spitfire with a loyal heart and itās what captivated Connor so.
What would you think Connors take on Bunnies could be? (Sorry, I just really love bunnies, and love my fave characters interacting with them)
Oh man. This started out as me just talking, but ended up sounding more like an actual headcanon of him meeting a bunny for the first time. I can see him loving any animal though. Connor is a sweet and gentle boy and he absolutely has the capacity to be one of those animal lovers that will drop anything to go pet a floof.
Heād definitely be super careful and hesitant when trying to pet the thing, because itās so small. Do rabbits like being scratched behind the ears like Sumo? What about the rest of its back? Is its nose suppose to continuously twitch like that?Ā
If the rabbit hopped away from him heād just slowly lower himself down, either sitting with his back against something or just flat on the floor.Ā āI was told to build trust with frightened animals by making myself appear less threatening.āĀ
Itās now his mission to get this little creature to like him and he will succeed.Ā
The moment the bunny decides to sniff his still figure is a moment of triumph, but he doesnāt attempt to pet it again until it starts nibbling his jacket.
The bunny is into those cheek scratches once Connor figures out that the cheeks are this little guyās sweet spot.
The moment heās offered to hold the thing is when his nervousness doubles tenfold. Heād never held something so tiny before.
Itās like a whole new world has been shown to him when the bunnyās side is pressed against his chest and its little pink paws warm his skin.
I love this blog<3 Please imagine stealing Conner's jacket and playfully refusing to give it back. Who wouldn't want one of those cool glow in the dark jackets.
I just imagine Connor fiddling with the cuffs of his sleeves or the buttons of his collar because he feels so naked without his jacket to finish his image. Thank you so much for this prompt, it was freaking adorable! <3
And honestly, I would LOVE Connorās jacket. Like, yes please, I donāt care if itād be too big for me Iād wear that thing everywhere.
There were protocols for a missing witness, for those runningfrom an arrest, for house and car searches. He could recite each and everyright someone had as cuffs were bound to their wrists, could remember each andevery piece of evidence found at a crime scene. CyberLifeās most advancedprototype did his best to succeed in his cases and succeeded pretty frequently,garnering praise from humans and androids alike.
Yet,with you giving him a mischievous smile as his jacket practically swallows youwhole, he was at a loss of what to do. There were no protocols for how toproperly get his jacket back, especially as you twirled around and looked sohappy as you admired the blue sheen on the right sleeve.
āI feellike I can do anything with this thing on,ā you giggle, fighting the too longsleeves as you mime fixing a tie, ignoring the feel of the fabric sliding downyour shoulders. āIām Connor, the android sent by CyberLife, and Iāll be solvingthis case now.ā
A tuglifts the corners of his lips as he watches you. ā[Name], I would very muchlike my jacket back.ā
Eyesnarrow as your smile widens. āWeāre in the break area, Connor. No need to lookso immaculate all the time, especially while on break.ā
He wasnātreally on a break so much as justwaiting for Hank to eventually show up, but he suspected you knew that already.āAs CyberLifeās most advanced prototype, I must look my best so as to keep thecompanyās and this stationās good reputation.ā
Youscoff. āPlease. CyberLifeās reputation is all over the place after the deviantfiasco and Hank does enough to drag this station through the mud.ā Youāre onlypartly joking. Itās hard to not love the recovering alcoholic, regardless ofwhat he does. āWanna know what I think?ā Sauntering closer to him, head downand lashes barring your beautiful hues, he finds itās suddenly hard to thinkstraight. āI think you just like looking neat because you know how good youlook.ā
Heatskitters across his chest as your fingers brush down his shirt. āYou may not beā¦entirelywrong.ā Before meeting you, heād never bothered with his appearance for thesake of himself. It was to keep an image, nothing more. But after youād walkedinto his life? He brushed his fingers through his hair more than he used to,checked for creases in his jacket and fiddled with his tie more than wasnecessary.
Thesmile you beam makes his heart stutter. āI think you look good in anything youwear though, Connor.ā Skipping back, you spread your arms wide. āBut afterhaving tried on this jacket, I see the appeal.ā
He stepscloser unconsciously, always trapped in your gravitational pull. Even thoughthe garment practically dwarfs your whole torso, he couldnāt deny there was acertainā¦pleasure seeing you in his clothing. Even in clothing you had stolen. āIāmglad you agree with my fashion sense.ā
Yougiggle. āI indeed feel very fancy in this.ā Stepping up to him once more, yoursmile turns into something different, dragging his eyes to your lips as you askquietly, āWhat would you do to get this back?ā
Confusionflutters briefly. There were many of the same jacket back at home and all ittook was a quick taxi ride to go grab another one, not to mention heād ruinedmany of his suits in scuffles and the like while on cases. Heād learned to notget too attached to material things, especially things that could easily bereplaced. Yet the way you lean into him, fingers grazing down his shirt sleevesand eyes confident and seeking, heās uncertain if his train of thought is evenrelevant.
Youprove it isnāt.
Itās anodd sensation, feeling the sleeves of his jacket pressing against the sides ofhis neck, yet it isnāt thought upon for long as your fingers interlace and yourbreath mingles with his own. āIād be more apt to giving it back if you gave mea few kisses. Iām very weak to bribes, yāknow.ā
Youhated bribes and corrupt police. How were you weak to bribes whenā
Oh.
A smilematches your own as understanding dawns, an excited and nervous jitter findinghis way to his heart as his hands find the small of your back, drawing youcloser. Sure, he was bad at conversation and especially in the way of romance,but he was a quick learner. Itād taken only a few days to figure out how youliked to be kissed, the way you seemed to melt when he opted to brush his lipsagainst yours in a teasing manner, when he trails from your mouth to your cheek,forehead, nose, and back again. It makes you crave for more, makes him feelconfident and triumphant as you draw his head down into a deeper kiss, pressingyourself to his chest. Responding in kind, his arms circle your back tighter,fingers tickling the nape of your neck as he tries to find a way around thecollar of his jacket.
āJeezusChrist, get a fuckinā room you two!ā
The heatseems to shatter as you both look at the lieutenant standing awkwardly by theentrance to the break room, expression pinched in a kind of sufferingexpression. Connor steps back too quickly, clearing his throat as you simplyspread your arms wide once more. āI stole Connorās jacket.ā
āCongratsfor you,ā comes the exasperated response, Hank finally finding his feet as hecrosses the room to the coffee maker. āI need a drink,ā you hear him murmur ashe grabs a Keurig cup.
āI thinkIāll keep it.ā Trouncing to the doorway, you turn back with a smile. āHave funsaving the day, you two!ā
Connorwatches you bounce out of view, the delight from the kiss fizzling as herealizes heās still without his jacket. Turning curiously to his partner, theandroid debates his words before asking, āHow do you succeed in getting yourjacket back from a woman?ā
Eyebrowsrising, a smirk makes its way onto the old detectiveās face. āYou donāt.ā
Connorāshead tilts slightly as he attempts to comprehend. āI donāt understand. Itās toobig for her.ā
āWhen awoman steals your jacket, youāre never seeing it again. Thatās just fact. Hopeyou have more of those.ā
āI do.ā
āMakesure she never touches them, because she willstart a collection.ā
Browsfurrow. āShe isnāt the type to steal.ā
Hanksnorts. āWhat did she just do?ā
Thereāsa pause.
āExactly.āGrabbing his coffee, Hank takes a much needed sip. āNow get your shit together,we have a case to close.ā
OKAY BUT IMAGINE CONNORāS S/O EXPLAINING MARRIAGE TO HIM AND HANK JUST SITTING THERE SO UNAMUSED AND THEN CONNOR JUST SMILES AND SAYS TO HIS S/O āLetās get marriedā AND HANK NEARLY CHOKES ON HIS FOOD
For some reason, Hank is like the walking comedy relief whenever I write him into things. Like, heās so grumpy but in such a funny way. Itās great. This prompt was hella adorable, thank you for letting me write it out! <3
āI told you sheād be getting married soon. Sheād been seeing the hints for weeks.ā
Hank takes his time chewing his bite of food. āCongratulations for them spending thousands on something stupid.ā
Youāre tempted to toss a fry in his face. āIt isnāt stupid! Itās a memorable and exciting thing!ā
Beside you Connor blinks, head tilting slightly. āDo relationships always have to end up being legal?ā
Both you and the lieutenant pause and give the robo-boy a look. His partner is the one to ask, āWhat?ā
āMarriage is the legally or formally recognized union of two people as partners in a personal relationship. I also know there are legal benefits to being married, mainly in the management of money. That canāt be the main reason for getting married, is it?ā
āOf course not,ā is your instant response to Hankās, āOf course it is.ā
Thereās an awkward moment as you two stare each other down, Connorās chocolate hues darting between you two curiously.
āA woman will marry a man, then divorce him and takes all his money,ā comes the lieutenant, taking an angry bite of his burger.
āWho hurt you?ā you whisper, his eyes narrowing. Flashing him a wink, you take a sip of your drink before giving your own opinion. āMarriage is something more for the memories now. Itās the sense of feeling bonded to someone for life. Yeah, marriage doesnāt need to happen to be forever devoted to someone, but itās something you and your friends and family can look back on years later and smile about.ā
You watch as Connorās eyes dip to the table in thought, then slide back up to your own. āSo your friend and her partner are getting married for the memories it comes with?ā
āSort of.ā Leaning back, you pop a fry in your mouth. āItās different for everyone, obviously. Some people actually do marry for the reason you mentioned before, Connor. Others marry because they want citizenship, others marry because itās what they think should happen, sometimes people get married even when they donāt want to. Every circumstance is different, but itās suppose to be something special for both parties involved.ā
āI see.ā Those hues dip again, but rise to search out Hankās. āDo you not want to get married, Lieutenant?ā
āWhy are you dragging me into this?ā Groaning, he takes a gulp of his soda. āThe moment a man marries, his life ends.ā
āStop being grumpy and be honest,ā you scoff, poking his shin with your foot. Ā āI swear youāre unpleasant only to keep an image.ā
He holds his hands up in surrender. āYou caught me. Now can I eat my burger in peace?ā
āYou arenāt yourself when youāre hungry,ā you chuckle.
A finger is pointed your way with a rare smile. āExactly.ā
āSo if you were to get married, [Name], what would it be for?ā Oh Connor, always the focused one in the trio.
Lacing your fingers together and leaning forward, you canāt help but give a wide smile to the android. āIād marry for love. For the memories, the happiness itād bring. To walk around and tell the world that I love my partner and Iām not afraid to show it.ā
Hankās painful looking eyeroll goes ignored as Connor suddenly leans forward. ā[Name], letās get married.ā
Your chest feels as constricted as the lieutenantās as his burger betrays him. āWhat?ā
In hindsight, you really should have been concerned for Hank. Doubled over and coughing both his lungs out, heād had the attention of half the restaurant as he proceeded to fight deathās own hamburger. Instead, you couldnāt tear your eyes away as Connorās fingers graze up your wrists and pry your digits apart, only to wrap them in his own. Warm breath sends goosebumps down your skin as his brown eyes fill up your whole world, his lips dangerously distracting as they repeat, āLetās get married.ā
āIā Connor, whā I donātāā
They waver, his eyes, dipping slightly down before bravely meeting your gaze again. āDo you not want to?ā
āThatās not the point, Connor,ā you choke out, squeezing his fingers in a death grip as his lips press together. āThereāsā Thereās usually a ring, and kneeling, andāā
āJeezus CHRIST!ā wheezes the old man as he succeeds in keeping his life for another couple years and downs the rest of his drink. āIām dying over here and you two flirt!?ā
Suddenly aware of the heat dancing under your cheeks, you lean back and give a wobbly smile. āLieutenant Hank Anderson isnāt dying from a vicious hamburger.ā You snicker. āThatād be one hilarious obituary though.ā
If only looks could kill, it wouldāve saved Hank years of trouble. āYou think youāre fuckinā funny.ā
āHilarious, actually.ā
āJeezusāā
āWhat kind of gem would you prefer? Diamond seems the most popular.ā
You have to bite your bottom lip hard to stop the giggles from breaking free of your chest as Hank drags a hand down his face and breathes out, āJeezus Christ, Connorā¦ā
Heyyyyšcould u maybe make a one shot (angst if possible)(slight spoiler btw) where connor is in a relationship with a android and cyber life knows about it and they send rk900(aka evil connor) to her/him or whatever and he kills her because she's a deviant and connor just comes in like the moment her dead body hits the ground or something like thatš„please i need the angstšgood luck with ur blog btw
I had way too much fun writing this and I hate it. You got your angst, mādear, you definitely got itā¦
It wasnāt supposed to be like this.
Hismission was to stop deviancy, to find the cause and prevent it from corruptingfuture androids. That was what he was meant to do, created to do, and yetsomething had gone wrong in his own programming.One look at your smiling face had caused his artificial heart to stutter, yourlaugh stealing the breath he didnāt even need.
Maybe you really are alive.
His infiltration into Jericho had ended with himsiding with the very deviants he was meant to capture, becoming the very thinghe was fighting against. Maybe heād alwaysbeen a deviant, his want to help and figure out Hank more than just aprogram signaling a potential ease of the partnership, his touch sensors perhapsperfectly fine whenever you touched him, the fact that heād never been able to pull the damn triggerunless it meant someone else getting hurt if he didnāt. Chloeās blue eyes as thebarrel rested between her beautiful hues, the palpable fear of the Tracis as theystruggled to live together, your determination as you stared him down and daredhim to shoot you.
Eachtime heād lowered the gun, each time he couldnāt understand why.
Yet asheād lowered that damn weapon one last time as Markusā words struck somethingwithin him, it had suddenly all made sense. Itās what led him toĀ CyberLifeTower, what led him to back Markus up, what led him to understanding just whathe was missing as a machine. What drove every single deviant into action, evenif it got them killed.
Thewant, the need, to live and be happywas nearly overwhelming, just like the air burning his artificial lungs as hislegs strained to push him faster, faster, through the streets and over the ice,panicked footsteps leaving their mark in the snow. The need for you next tohim, to share in the future heāll choose, to share in the pain and the happiness,drives him on to your borrowed apartment, stings his cheeks with sharp tears inthe frigid air.
He takesthe steps three at a time, bolting down the hallway, hearing the gunshot ringout moments before he throws open the door.
Itāslike the world ā his world ā grindsto a disbelieving halt as your body hits the wooden floor with a deafeningthud. He canāt move, canāt think, heart stopping as blue blood fountains fromyour forehead and stains your fingers ā your delicate, soft fingers as theybrushed through his hair ā the color of death.
āIt wasa deviant.ā He hears the words, but he canāt understand them, not as your bloodtravels farther from your body and closer to him, not as your cold, lifelesseyes stare directly at him, accusing, accusing.āYou knew it was a deviant, and yet you let it remain free. You didnāt eveninterrogate it.ā The other Connor tilts his head, unfeeling and unmoved as helooks down at your lifeless form. Just another dead deviant, just another dead deviant. āHank knewtoo. Did youā¦ā Thereās a pause then, as the eyes that arenāt his search for hisown, tongue tasting for the words that will hurt the most. āItās almost likeyou felt something akin to affection for it.ā
Swaying,blurring, the sobs rend through his chest as he struggles to breath, to processwhat he was seeing through the tears. Cold, wet, they carve canyons down hischeeks as heās certain his pump regulator will fail at any moment. How can itstill function, when itās like every component in his body had been ripped outand crushed?
Not evena flinch flitters down his being as the gun clicks between his eyes, the barrelbrushing the skin of his forehead. He must look awful, hair windswept and suitanything but immaculate, yet he canāt focus on anything but how youād simplylaugh, brush your hands down his suit and fix his tie. How those eyes thatstare at him, lifeless, begging, would instead give a wink and adopt all thestars in the night sky as youād muse his hair more.
āYouwere made for a single task, and you failed. My mission is to neutralizedeviants.ā A machine following orders.
Chocolateeyes close as the finger tightens on the trigger.
But imagine Connor and his s/o are chilling at Hankās and they fall asleep in his lap and Connor doesnāt move for a good few hours. Hank comes back is like āwhy arenāt you moving???ā And Connor just quietly mumbles ābut I donāt want to wake them...ā
This is so cute, like ;w; I can totally see this happening, many times actually. I wasnāt quite sure how to effectively put this in a scenario, so I put it in a headcanon format instead! I got a bit carried away with Hank, but hopefully itās still fluffy enough :D
Movie night is more like date night with Hank as a third wheel. A grumpy third wheel who actually does enjoy himself but wonāt admit it and makes sure that there are always snacks and drinks.
Youāre usually the one to pick the movie unless Hank slips in aĀ āYou should watch this instead of that shitty one. Just look at the cover,ā with a disgusted wave of a hand.
To be honest, you donāt even remember what movie was put on because literal minutes in youāre out like a light.
It doesnāt take Connor long to note your deep breathing and steady but slow heartbeats, the fingers that were playing with your hair instantly stilling.
Hank could care less about Connorās sudden deer-in-the-headlights stillness, since heās leaned in and totally into this chic flick called Mean Girls.
Every time you shift, your cyber boy finds himself holding his breath, releasing it slowly whenever you settle.
The credits roll, Hank comments how utterly dumb it was while ranting about how stupid cliques are and how he does not miss high school and itās no wonder crime exists if kids have to go through that.
Itās not until the lieutenant is a good ten minutes into his rant when he notices youāve been deathly quiet. Usually you wouldnāt given him a witty response or two. Itās at this moment when he finally takes in the stock still, straight backed posture of Connorās and your death like form.
At hisĀ āHave you been like that the whole movie?ā inquiry, Connor simply nods and responds quietly,Ā āI donāt want to wake her.ā
Hank debates waking you up, he really does. Connor looks so uncomfortable, his chest barely moving and limbs super still, but the smile that wonāt leave his face as his chocolate eyes gaze down at you can melt even the coldest of hearts.
You two are left with pillows and blankets, one blanket draped over you and tucked in just so.
When you wake up the next morning and find Connor leaning rather uncomfortably against the arm of the couch, you think of waking him but instead find yourself mirror the smile he gave you the night before.
I moved and my life was just...in such upheavel, I didnāt have much time to do anything. I really donāt want to abandon this blog, and by hell I wonāt because all of you are just absolutely amazing.Ā
SO HERE IS MY PLANĀ
Due to the fact that most if not all of my anonymous request givers are probably not following this blog anymore, I will answer all of my non-anonymous requests. I will start from the bottom up, to make sure that the people who have been waiting the longest have gotten their response the soonest. I canāt promise Iāll be able to get a prompt out a day, but my goal is to get three out a week. Iām hoping this will help clear out the 80+ messages that are currently sitting in my inbox and open up said inbox sooner, to start getting momentum going back on this blog.
Thank you all so very much for your patience, and Iām so sorry I suddenly disappeared. I couldnāt handle managing a blog with everything else going on in my life, but this blog was such a ray of sunshine to me before and I want to share that happiness with others again if you all will allow me.
ALSO
Thank you all so much for having me hit over 2500 followers! The last time I checked I was about 1500 mid last year, so getting so many followers while being inactive is just mind blowing. THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH YOU ARE ALL ANGELS and I will do my very best to make this blog something we Connor lovers can feel happiness with once more!
Shout out to theandroidsentbycyyberlifeĀ for not only being a wonderful person but for also being another Connor blog! Along with taking requests, they also just seem to reblog anything Connor that catches their eye! Itād be great if you, the one reading this, could just take a quick peek at what theyāre sharing!
have you considered taking on other mods to help with the amount of requests?
Iāve thought about it, but Iām honestly not sure what exactly what Iād have the other mods do. I love reading all of your requests and sharing the story or ideas that said request/message inspired. Itās a way of communicating with you all, you know?
Darlin'... I know ya' love us but... Close your requests, ya' have lots of work and I love ya' I don't want ya' to get stressed!!!ā¤ļø
I love you too <3 But yes, I took your advice and closed the inbox. I hate being cut off from you lovely people, but I hate watching my inbox number slowly rise and be unable to give any love back )ā:
Thank you so much for your support and Iām sorry for making you worry!
This blog is still something I totally wanna do! Iāve just barely been able to breathe let alone sit down and write anything. Iām moving across country in a little more than a month, so whenever I get free time Iām either being dragged to hang out with friends or figuring out moving plans and preparing for all of what that entails.
The last thing I want to do is give any of you subpar scenarios and headcanons, so until I have frequent time to sit down and work on all of your lovely requests, Iāll be closing the inbox. I absolutely adore hearing what you all have to say, but itās honestly in part to help keep my sanity, so I hope you all understand ^^ā Not to say that there wonāt be any responses to requests/headcanons/messages of love during this time, itās just that theyāll be inconsistent until things start calming down for me or at least settle enough to where I can set aside time every day for you lovely people <3
(I have over 80 messages in my inbox send help)
I feel so happy and proud that thereās so many of you liking and sharing my posts. It honestly makes my days 100x better! Youāre all beautiful and wonderful people, and I hope I can start giving back all the love you give with responses very soon!
Is this still an active blog?? ((Sorry if this sounds rude I just wanted to know >_<))
Hello! Itās not rude at all to be curious! Yes, this is still an active blog (: Iāve just been super busy and havenāt been able to find the time to be able to do any requests. I want to give each and every request a quality response. Iām sorry if youāre somebody who has sent in a request and are still waiting for it. I promise Iāll get to it, it may just take some time! Especially since I have a LOT of requests sitting in my inbox ^^ā
I cant find your rule page still, I'm on the app and I admit I am not savvy to this yet.
Haha, thatās alright! Iām actually quite new to tumblr myself :D
Essentially, for reader inserts I default to a female reader and a deviant Connor who is friends with Hank unless specified otherwise. Itās simply how my mind works.
The more I think about it, the more Iām also realizing I default to a peaceful android revolution as well. Huh.
Anyway, I also seem to be defaulting that way for headcanons too. So again, if youād like to see something different, let me know! Speaking of headcanons, I love hearing ideas that you guys have! It doesnāt even have to be a request - if you want to share a headcanon, send away!
As for NSFW stuff, Iām currently not accepting anything like it for requests. I may end up holding NSFW events if Iām feeling sinful, but thatās something Iāll make sure youāre all aware of beforehand.
Why is Connor so amazing!! I love him so much, like ughh I want a real Connor of my own. šššš
(figured Iād put these together so I donāt clutter your feeds!)
Because Connor is an adorable cinnamon role that needs to be protected. And I agree with you, I want a real Connor of my own as well :āD
As for the second anon, thank you so so much!! <3 Thatās such a wonderful compliment, thank you! Iām so glad you like what I write so much that youād do that! Iām going to be smiling all day now!
regarding the parents!connor and reader, i did read from somewhere that he can have his fluids swapped in with a sperm donor's, i think thats as close as we can get :'^)
Was it like, a canon thing??? I suppose I can see it being real though. We already have androids that have all the necessary parts, and for aĀ ārealisticā experience there has to be fluids involved and an extraĀ āandroid organā to do just that. So yeah, just swap out some things and voila :D
Thatās super creepy though. Like, can you imagine? Itās one thing for a lady to accept sperm in a cup from a sperm bank (or however itās given, I dunno), but to actively put it into an android and then do the dirty with them? I dunno, it just, itās a weird thought for me!
Plus youād have to like, thoroughly clean that extra organ afterward. Unless thereās a function for auto-cleaning?
I gotta stop thinking about this before I go on a wholeĀ āhow would this really workā tangent, omg XD
HEY NERD. JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT I FUCKING LOVE YOU, YOUR BLOG, YOUR WRITING AND CONNOR. WE STAN A ROBOT KING šššššššššššā¤ā£ā¤ā£ā¤šā¤šā¤ā£ā¤š
HEY NERD. THANK YOU SO VERY FUCKING MUCH. YOUāRE THE BEST AND I LOVE YOU TOO.Ā