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[eris-writes-jojo]

Headcannons of jotaro s/o being part the crusaders and them finding out the reader is a demon after she fights the enemy stand user please?

More spooky content! This got somewhat violent and shitposty. Demons, am I right?

Soon after reaching Egypt, you and Jotaro are attacked by an enemy Stand user. The two of you had separated from the other Crusaders to have dinner alone, and now you regret it.

Jotaro is shocked to see you stride towards the Stand user with murderous intent in your eyes. You claimed not to have a Stand, so he had protected you himself for most of the journey. But if you’re walking straight towards an enemy, you must have a plan, right?

Jotaro’s eyes widen as your true form is revealed in a glimmer of red light. The enemy summons his Stand to fight. Before it can attack, you rush forward and go absolutely apeshit with your demon powers.

Your boyfriend watches in horror as blood (and a limb or two) goes flying. When the enemy has been sufficiently “retired”, you return to your human disguise and walk back to Jotaro.

“How did I do?” You ask him.

The whiplash of seeing his cute s/o turn into a horrifying, powerful demon makes him even quieter than usual. Finally, he pulls his cap down over his eyes and puts his arm around your shoulders. “Yare yare. Let’s get out of here before the police see what you did.”

[mirthless-misanthrope]

can you make headcannons of jotaro dating the reader who is a mermaid and the crusaders reaction when they find out she is a mermaid please?

A/N: oooo, ya really wanted to make me think a lot!!!! uhhh i really hope this is alright! i was kind of stumped for a bit, i never really considered a relationship between a human and a mermaid except for like... The Little Mermaid, aha..... i made this as gender-neutral as i could, by the way!

Jotaro w/ a Mermaid S/O + Crusaders’ Reactions

Jotaro is… quite a stoic man.

But, he would probably freak out when he found an actual, real life mermaid! 

He would go to see them whenever he could and pretend it was to study marine biology. In a way, that’s kind of true…

He asks them a lot of questions, though he’s pretty bad with how he words them sometimes. He’s just excited to actually talk to a mermaid…

He really likes their tail and fins!! They’re beautiful to him and he would love to run his hands over their scales if it was okay.

Would definitely not confess to them since he would feel slightly guilty for liking a non-human creature, but he wouldn’t say no if they confessed to him

As soon as they convince him to date them, they would probably take him on an underwater adventure! They would need to pay close attention to how much oxygen he needs, so they would always have a hold of him as they lead him around the ocean to see several species of fish.

The relationship might be a bit difficult, considering Jotaro has to live on land, and he wouldn’t want to restrain them… It’s likely he would live in a house right on the oceanside, so he could see them all the time and also not keep them anchored to him.

There probably wouldn’t be constant physical contact, but that’s alright with him! He’s not always the most physical person, so he wouldn’t mind it at all.

But of course, he would have to tell the Crusaders eventually…

Kakyoin seems surprised to hear about Jotaro dating someone. And when Jotaro introduces him to them, he seems even more surprised.

“A… mermaid? Jotaro, you’re dating a mermaid?”

He’s supportive of it as soon as he wraps his head around the idea of human/mermaid relationships!

Avdol is confused by the whole situation. Certainly, Jotaro doesn’t mean he’s dating the mermaid in the water…?

Once Jotaro explains that yes, he’s dating the mermaid in the water, Avdol hums to himself and nods, moving to ask the mermaid a few questions. He’s not upset or interrogating, he’s simply curious and wants to make sure this mermaid won’t hurt Jotaro. He figures he owes at least that much to Joseph.

Speaking of… Joseph is ecstatic. He’s so happy that his grandson found someone!! He would demand to meet them immediately, and when he met them… oh boy.

He would be through the roof, making suave compliments (to Jotaro’s embarrassment) and making sure this mermaid is safe enough for Jotaro. He’s glad Jotaro found someone, but he doesn’t want Jotaro to get hurt.

Polnareff freaks out when Jotaro mentions his s/o! He immediately wants to meet them!

He also makes suave compliments, borderline flirting with them (which kind of makes Jotaro angry) and then telling them all about how Jotaro is and how his life has gone, including each embarrassing moment possible!

[imagineconnor-blog]

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As in like, a literal demon or just a very sassy s/o who doesn’t take anyone’s shit? I’m going to go with a very sassy s/o because can you imagine?? Cute and innocent little Connor dating the sassiest person on the planet? RIP Hank.

Hank doesn’t even know how you’re still alive.

You’ll go straight up to known murderers, get right up in their face and go on about how disappointed their mothers must be and how much hell they’re going to serve in prison because “you’re a little shit who should be given the death penalty but that’d be too easy.”

Yet somehow whenever Connor’s around, you turn into this weird half-sass half-mushy person. 

Don’t even attempt to bash on Connor because you’ll go off while simultaneously protecting said cinnamon roll in your arms.

Gavin will impulsively apologize to you if you look at him a certain way.

“Why can’t we just throw a tear bomb into the place or something?” you’d said flippantly once while sitting in Connor’s lap and musing with his hair. “You look so cute with your hair a little messy, I love it.”

Connor once recorded one of your and Hank’s “arguments.” Neither of you would admit that you’re both huge sass monsters and more alike than different. He wanted to prove you both wrong.

Showing said recording just started off another argument about how vehemently you both disagree but, y’know, neither of you are allowed to actually agree on something.

Connor gets a weird rush of pride whenever you’re making kissy noises to a dog while simultaneously flipping someone off.

You can shoot a man one moment and then make a baby laugh the next. Hank isn’t sure if he should be absolutely terrified or somewhat impressed. It might be a bit of both, if he’s being honest with himself.

You always go above and beyond when it comes to Connor. Cute little messages littered around his desk, flowers here and there, always has a lunch he takes with him to work, you foster dogs so Connor always has someone new to see and pet when he comes by, Gavin is effectively terrified of you but will deny it until the day he dies. 

No matter how much of a little hellion you can be, Connor knows he can come to you for virtually anything and not be judged for it. Hank too, even if your personalities clash. You’re a spitfire with a loyal heart and it’s what captivated Connor so.