Hello! A new Imagines blog for a show that’s been off the air for 7 years? Why not! There’s never too much content for Metalocalypse as far as I’m concerned.
I’m always open for asks, so please send away! :)
Keep a few things in mind though:
I’m an adult, so if you’re a minor please don’t send me ns//fw imagines.
I will not answer imagines about sensitive/triggering topics like ab*se, r*pe, inc*st, that sort of thing. Let’s keep this fun and normal and potentially sexy.
That said, I also will not answer asks about Rockso.
I don’t feel comfortable answering imagines about your OCs (ex. “How would Nathan react to (OC name) telling him she loves him?”)
If you ask for “the boys” I will automatically include Charles and Magnus (because come on, why not), so if for some reason you would prefer I leave one or both of them out, please specify
I might add more to that list if I need to, but I think that’s all for right now. Thank you for reading this!
AHH yay!!! may I have headcanons for Trindle with a gf who wears all pink and is super soft and sweet??
Of course! :)
Trindle has tried to get her girlfriend into Dethklok but it hasn't quite worked yet lol (though she sort of likes their more orchestral songs...and she might have a soft spot for Toki)
Her girlfriend is understanding of Trindle's Nathan obsession, though, and has made her some cute themed lock screens, crafted custom jewelry out of Nathan's pics, and stitched her up a little Nathan plushie with button eyes
Dethklok and Sanrio did a collab a few years ago (we can dream) and Trindle has been stalking eBay obsessively to find any of the Toki Bunny merch to give her girlfriend
They had a fun day once where they swapped styles and took a bunch of silly photos (they both felt ridiculous themselves but completely enamored with how the other looked)
Okay, okay, her girlfriend actually has gotten pretty into Dethklok, and she's been recording adorable ukulele covers on her new side YouTube channel (Trindle was her first sub)
Shh, don't tell anyone, but her girlfriend sold a few of her more elaborate felting pieces and was able to afford Dethklok tickets for Trindle's birthday
How do you think the boys would react to their s/o wanting to be in a poly relationship with two of them? Do you think they'd be willing to share like that?
Hm...some of them would, but I honestly think some of them wouldn't!
(Sorry if these aren't quite the answers you're looking for, but I'm trying to be truthful to their characters as I understand them.)
Nathan would not be willing to share his partner with others. I think Nathan was raised in a very traditional home and wouldn't really enjoy the thought of a partner who isn't monogamous, even if he's aware of it going on and is able to participate. If his relationship with Trindle was any indication, Nathan likes all of his partner's romantic/sexual focus to be on him, and I think he'd start feeling insecure and sad if his partner focused that on someone else.
Pickles on the other hand would be very cool with it. I think he enjoys being monogamous with certain partners who want that, but he's totally up for a relationship involving multiple people if everyone's on board and having fun (because that's what Pickles is all about, right? having fun!).
Skwisgaar actually prefers poly relationships, so his partner's in luck. They take some of the pressure off of him. He's really great in the bedroom, but I have a feeling that when it comes to actually being in a relationship, he can be sort of lost and unsure of what to do (he didn't exactly have the best role model in that department). So being in a relationship with multiple people ensures that the pressure of conversation or entertainment isn't squarely on his shoulders.
Toki's fine with hooking up with lots of groupies just for casual sex, but I think his romantic relationships outside of that are strictly monogamous, so that's a no-go. If he has a partner that's his partner, no one else's, and he can get really protective of them, if not a bit territorial.
Murderface is just fine with it. Multiple people want to be in a relationship with him?? He'll take it! He'd be a very exciteable and willing partner, always going out of his way to make them happy so they stick around. He can get a little nervous about it sometimes (more partners means more of a chance to mess things up) but some physical affection usually makes him feel more secure.
Charles likes the idea of a poly relationship. He's a very busy man. He knows realistically there's not much of him left at the end of the day to completely satisfy his partner, so he knows it's probably best if his partner could rely on someone else for their needs, too. But in practice? I don't think he'd enjoy it. I think it would make him feel useless and unnecessary.
Magnus strikes me as the type who would say yes when he really means no. He doesn't want to share his partner at all, but he doesn't want to lose them either, and he thinks they might leave if he isn't willing to do this. So he puts on a brave face for a while, and for the most part he seems totally chill with it, but eventually his jealousy and insecurity would eat him alive, and the relationship would dissolve, and he'd be left alone. (Unfortunately, his monogamous relationships all tend to end the same way...)
hi!! do you take headcanon requests for other characters like trindle? (sorry i’m too shy to ask off anon)
Of course I do! :)
This is an open invite to everyone: send asks about any of the smaller side characters! Knubbler, Abigail, Melmord, Twinkletits, Salacia, Trindle, etc*
*(The only character I won't write for is Rockso, who is a p3dophile and someone I don't enjoy thinking about.)
What pet names do you think the boys would use with their SO, if any? Love the blog, btw! 💖
Thank you so much! :) Aw this one is super cute (all pet names listed are intended to be unisex btw)
Nathan: baby/babe, sweetie, sweetcheeks, mama, pumpkin (this one comes out from time to time and he’s embarrassed by it because it’s something his mom calls his dad)
Pickles: babe, cutie, cutiepie, hot stuff, gorgeous, handsome, hun, chief, sailor (because of @wumbo-calling‘s very cute Friday Pickles drawing)
Skwisgaar: darlings, beautifuls, lovelies, mitt hjärta (”my heart”), gumman (”old lady” but can be used as a cute term of endearment apparently)
Toki: literally everything is potentially a pet name to him, he’s constantly changing it up but his big faves are cupscake, gumsdrop, honeybuns, and muffins
Murderface: babe, honey, toots, hot pants, sugartits (does this go over well with his SO? only you can decide lol)
Charles: darling, dear, dearest, my love, my sweet (so respectful, this one)
Dude i wonder what colognes the boys use or what they normally smell like. Ive been wondering this for a while
Ah, I love scent headcanons! Great question. :)
From the “garbage can cologne” line in Going Downklok, this leads me to assume Nathan actually has a pretty refined sense of smell. No Axe body spray for this dude. In fact I wouldn’t be shocked to discover he had some sort of expensive signature cologne. Métal by Nathan Explosion. With notes of bergamot, black pepper, cypress, and a hint of gun powder and ambergris.
Pickles, as we know again from Going Downklok, does not have a refined sense of smell. Usually his personal odor (we can call it an odor, unfortunately) is a wonderful mix of stale weed, sweat, pee, and vomit, with the one bright spot being the coconut oil he uses on his dreads when he remembers. On the rare occasion he wants to smell “good” he’ll spritz up an overwhelming cloud of Givenchy Gentleman or Drakkar Noir and call it a day (he still has bottles of these left over from the 80s, someone please help this man).
Skwisgaar doesn’t wear cologne. From my brief research, it seems wearing fragrances isn’t a very popular thing in Sweden. His personal grooming is impeccable, though, so if anyone catches a whiff of something off Skwisgaar it’s most likely the mint from his shampoo and conditioner. Groupies have even said he doesn’t even smell of sweat after having sex, but rather earthy and crisp, like a clear stream running through a mountain meadow.
Toki...oh, Toki. Usually he smells of modeling glue and strawberry shampoo. Depending on what he’s been up to he might also smell like fire, and not in a sexy way, more like an almost-burned-down-the-kitchen way. Isn’t really one to use deodorant, either, so sometimes he gets a little ripe, but actually his natural musk is surprisingly pleasant.
Canon gives us a good idea how Murderface smells, doesn’t it? Poor thing. Sweaty boot feet, strong body odor, baked beans, etc. He has to shower, though, right? When he’s freshly-bathed I imagine he smells quite nice even though he probably doesn’t wash with anything fancy. Irish Spring soap, Head and Shoulders 2-in-1 shampoo/conditioner, Old Spice deodorant. The trick is getting him to wash every day.
Only the best for Charles. He has a handful of expensive colognes he likes and will cycle through them depending on his mood and his plans (he thinks this makes him quite impulsive and fun, bless his heart). Creed Aventus, Valentino V Pour Homme, Helmut Lang Cuiron. Deep, rich scents applied subtly to a few pulse points - the insides of his wrists beneath his cuffs and on his neck just below his collar.
What can be said of Magnus’ scent that can’t also be said of a well-worn ‘79 Dodge Challenger with a full ashtray left to bake in the sun? He smells rough and masculine. Hot leather and dry smoke. Gasoline and whiskey and sweat. He doesn’t wear cologne, and he prefers unscented deodorant because strong unnatural scents give him a headache, so what you smell is what you get with him.
Your imagines are so good! I joined the fandom pretty late but these have been cheering me up as well as seeing more sides of each character. Keep it up!))
Hi, welcome! There’s no such thing as joining us late, we’re happy to have new people to help keep the fandom going. :)
I’m glad you like my answers to the asks! Thank you! Sorry that I haven’t been very regular with them lately, though. I’ve had a recent influx of followers over the last couple weeks, so I’ll try to write more!
the first baby headcanons are so on point, i think youre exactly right, esp. pickles and murderface. i really enjoy this blog, i think your takes are very kind and thoughtful to the characterization. i dont have a request, i just wanted to tell you these are all great.
What a sweet ask! Thank you so much. :) I try my best. I really love these characters, and I know we all have our special favorites. Sometimes it makes me sad to see the way certain characters are portrayed, so I try to be as close as I can be to their characterization in the show while still trying to emphasize the better parts of their personalities.
The boys reactions to accidentally falling asleep with/on them?
Oh, this is such a sweet one! Thank you! (Also I feel like it’s so obvious which characters are my favorites to write for, I’m sorry lol)
Nathan feels your head thump down on his shoulder and looks at you in confusion. You fell asleep? So early? The two of you had been watching TV and sharing some junk food. He shrugs and tries to wake you up, but you’re out. Instead of turning off the TV, though, he clicks the volume lower and puts an arm over you. Once or twice you wake up for just a second when he laughs too loud at something, but otherwise it’s a peaceful rest and you feel secure with his heavy arm around you.
You and Pickles are smoking in his bedroom and having fun, sprawled out on his mattress and giggling together. You’re resting back on his stomach, using him as a pillow, when suddenly you just feel so tired. Pickles is in the middle of rambling on and on about some old band he used to party with, and when you don’t crack up at the end of the anecdote, he peeks down at you and realizes you fell asleep! A nap sounds pretty damn good, actually, so he puts out his joint and decides to doze with you.
Skwisgaar is playing his guitar in the back of the limo as he and the guys and a few friends of the band drive home from a long night out. It’s quiet and dark back there. The excitement is over for the day, and most everyone in the car are nodding off in one way or another. As Skwisgaar continues to softly play he notices your eyes closing and your posture relaxing. Just as you’re about to fall asleep at some weird angle, he pauses his playing to draw your head down onto his shoulder, and that’s where you stay until the limo pulls up at Mordhaus.
Toki wore you out big time today. An amusement park, dinner, dancing and drinking afterwards. Now the two of you are back at the hotel playing video games on the suite’s TV. Toki’s showing no signs of slowing down or getting tired, but you want to sleep so bad. You tell him you’ll sit the next round out and just watch him play, but you make the mistake of putting your head down on his lap. Within minutes you’re fading in an out, missing chunks of the game, but his thigh is just too comfy. Just before you really go under you feel a hand petting your hair like a cat.
Murderface has no idea what to do when you fall asleep on his shoulder. You’d been helping the guys with the new album, offering a fresh pair of ears on a few problem spots, but before too long Pickles and Nathan got into a long conversation and brought the rehearsal to a standstill. Skwisgaar and Toki went off and practiced their parts together, which left you and Murderface on the sofa, and now he’s blushing and silently panicking because your cheek is smooshed against his arm. He tries to raise his arm up, but that only invites you to snuggle in closer and put your head on his chest. He keeps trying to whisper “Guysch? Hey guysch?” as loud as he can in the hopes of getting some help, but to no avail. He’s stuck with you.
You and Charles don’t often pull all-nighters, but sometimes the work demands it, and you don’t mind helping him. But it’s tiring, monotonous work, with papers and folders spread over the table by the couches. Around 1 AM both of you start yawning despite the pot of strong coffee Charles has a klokateer bring up to the office. Finally he concedes...”Perhaps we should, ah, sleep in shifts. By all means, you go first.” You feel a bit guilty about taking a nap and leaving him to work, but you curl up beside him on the couch with a throw pillow. Before too long, though, you stretch out in your sleep and unknowingly drape your legs across his lap. An hour later when you wake up, there’s Charles, going through receipts and spreadsheets, using your shins as a second table.
The latest Klokikon was a bust, and Magnus is beside himself in anger as you help him pack up his stall. All the way back to his apartment he’s complaining, ranting about the band, the fans, anything and everything. And it doesn’t stop. Long into the night he’s still trying to hold your attention with conspiracy theories and rumors and whatever else his mind grasps at in its desperate rage. He sits at the edge of the couch, hunching over his laptop, furiously typing on some forum or another. You don’t know what to do to calm him down besides just listening to him and being there and waiting for him to run out of steam. You run out first, though, resting against his back where you’ve been looking over his shoulder at the computer. In the morning, you wake up on the couch covered in blankets. And there’s Magnus sitting on the coffee table, exhausted, the wind finally blown out of his sails, with a box of apology donuts.
Can I request the boys reactions to their girlfriend telling them that she's pregnant? I'm so excited to find a new dethklok blog! I love your work already ❣️
Thank you so much! Sorry again that this fill is so late. Hopefully you enjoy it!
Nathan just...stares. For a really long time. Like a really long time. He has to make the appropriate room for this information in his head, but once he’s done, he sort of blinks and returns to the moment. “Holy shit, you’re not kidding are you? Hoooooooly shit. I’m gonna be a dad? Fuck. Wow. Fuck.” He’s clearly excited about the idea but he’s in so much shock it probably won’t register with him properly until 3am when he remembers he should probably call his parents and tell them they’re going to have a grandkid.
Pickles goes bug-eyed. “Yer kiddin’! ...Yer naht kiddin’? Jesus Christ! We’re gonna be parents??” He puts out his joint, fans the smoke away, then cups his girlfriend’s face in his hands. “This is crazy! This is so fuckin’ crazy.” He kisses her. “Parents! Us!” And he kisses her again. He’s happy, but she can tell there’s this undercurrent of immediate stress.
Skwisgaar figured it was only a matter of time, so he’s not really that surprised when she finally tells him. He’s heard so many “I’m pregnant” speeches over the years, and his girlfriend seems to have that in the back of her mind when she very shyly and carefully informs him. He has to reassure her of how much he loves her and how committed he is, and to prove it, he has Charles find the paternity waiver she signed when they first met, and he tears it up in front of her. “How many times I gots to tells you? Ams wantings to bes withs yous. Ands our child.”
Toki lights up brighter than a firework. He can’t stop hugging her and kissing her and giggling. “Oh wowee!! Wowee!!!” He picks her up, gives her a twirl. More kisses! More hugs! He wants to know everything right away! “Whens the baby ams gonna gets here? How ams it gonna comes out?? What we gonna names it?? What you thinks its favorite color ams gonna be???”
Murderface kind of recoils a little at first. “Scheriouschly? Like, right now? You’re pregnant right now?” Slowly, he puts a curious hand on his girlfriend’s stomach. “Scho it’sch in there? Right now? You’re schure? Woah...” Later that night, when he thinks she’s asleep, he puts his ear to her stomach and listens. “Hey kiddo, what’sch up? I’m your dad...can you hear me in there?” And she falls asleep to the soft sound of Murderface whispering to their unborn child.
Charles, of course, had been planning this with his girlfriend for quite some time, so he assumed he would know what to expect when the announcement finally came. But when his girlfriend tells him, it hits him in a way he hadn’t foreseen. His eyes well up, he can barely get a word out. All he can manage is a little “that’s wonderful” before he’s overwhelmed and hugging her tight.
Magnus is, to put it mildly, terrified. This wasn’t exactly planned. He’d never thought of himself as father material, either. Furthest thing from it. He can’t possibly do this. And he’s old! He’s gonna be almost 70 by the time the stupid kid graduates high school (if they even graduate! what if they drop out because he’s such a horrible father??). He is near tears and doesn’t understand why his girlfriend isn’t freaking out with him, and she has to remind him that they’ve made it this far together. They can handle this too. Magnus is skeptical and still so scared...but god he loves her. That has to be worth something, right?
Could you do an imagine about the guys, Charles and Mags (magnus) helping their s/o get through a bad depressive episode due to stress of work and bills and stuff ( I just need some fluff man ive been through the ringer(
Ouch! I feel that. Sorry this took so long to get to. Hope you’ve been doing well. :)
Nathan is very careful around them. Walking on eggshells, afraid of making things worse. He’s big, he’s loud, he’s annoying, he knows it. He figures it’s probably just best to make sure his partner has snacks and a comfy place to chill, and otherwise he gives them some peace and quiet. But eventually his partner seeks him out for hugs and reassurances, and Nathan realizes he has the ability to help more than he thought.
Pickles‘ solution is to smoke the problem out. If his partner needs a distraction from their worries, he’s got the best weed money can buy, an insane amount of junk food, and all the cuddles and affection his partner can stand. Plus, let’s not forget he’s the king of back rubs. His partner could probably talk him into a full body massage.
Skwisgaar knows what his partner needs. A little TLC. A nice romantic evening where they don’t have to think about their problems and can just lay back and let Skwisgaar do all the hard work. And if they’re not really in the mood for something like that, that’s okay too. Skwisgaar is perfectly fine lying in bed with his partner and lending a sympathetic ear while he gently scores their worries on his guitar.
Toki says why worry about work and bills and all that boring stupid stuff! Let’s go on vacation! The bigger, the better! So he flies his partner halfway across the globe and makes sure they’re given the royal treatment wherever they end up. He doesn’t even understand why his partner needs to worry about work or money! He has all the money they’ll ever need, no big deal! :)
Murderface is way more understanding than his partner would’ve suspected, and he’s not opposed to crawling under blankets and spending the whole day in bed holding his partner if that’s what it takes to help them feel better.
Charles is a man of practicality. He sees a problem and wants to fix it, and that goes double for any problems his partner may come up against. Stress at work? He’s bought the company and replaced the manager giving his partner a hard time. Bills? He’ll sit with them and very patiently help them make a budget and figure out a savings account. No judgement, no pressure, just love.
Magnus sees his partner succumbing to depression and stress and fears it’s because of something he’s done. Is he not being a good enough boyfriend? Have his own issues poisoned the relationship? But in the middle of the night Magnus wakes and realizes his partner has crawled close to him to use him as a pillow. Startled, he wraps his arms around them and holds them like that for the rest of the night, relieved he’s a source of comfort and not a source of additional stress.
Hey are you still taking requests?? I love your stuff!
I am! Thank you! Things have been really hectic the past few months and unfortunately I just didn’t have the brainpower for this (and several other things, sadly). But I would like to get back to these. I have quite the backlog now. Yikes! So sorry.
