How Two Wr1t3 Like A Ducking Pro (21st Century Edition)
DO YOU WANT WRITE LIKE A GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING PRO?!?!!
NO?? GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE
YES?? FUCKING READ ALONG AND FOLLOW MY 5 EASY STEPS ON HOW TO BE A WRITING PR0 IN THE 21ST FUCKING CENTURY
1.) WHEN TRYING TO ENCOURAGE PEOPLE, USE capslock.
Why stick to boring LOWERCASE letters when you can go big??? Not only does it demand attention from your audience but it also emphasizes shit that doesn’t EVEN need emphasis!
2.) Us3 num3rs to r3plac3 v0w3ls
1t’s fun, cut3, and tr3ndy as shit! Wh4t b3tt3r w4y t0 sh0w y0ur 4rt1st1c s1d3 th4n t0 us3 numb3rs??? N0t 0nly 1s 1t 4nn0y1ng 4s fuck, 1t’s 4ls0 d3s1gn3d t0 t3ll y0ur v13w3rs th4t y0u 0nly h4v3 0n3 br41n c3ll!
3.) Your or You’re? WHO THE FUCK CAAAAAREEESSS!!
This is the 21st century! Everyone is always out and about, no one will notice you’re mistake! I mean it’s just a few extra characters, right? And if someone calls you stupid, remember that your still awesome!
4.) Use more than one punctuation mark!!
What better way to show your literacy and intelligence but by over-emphasizing your whole damn sentence using a million punctuation marks?!?!?! Writing is all about conveying your emotions and one punctuation mark simply does not give your artistic imagination justice!!!
5.) Like always like put “like” on like every like sentence and like elongate your like woooooooooords.
Like, kids today like to convey their like emotions by using like similes even though it’s like so like out of like place and like soooo unnecessary. So like get in the trend and be like super fucking like eloquent as like fuck!
R.I.P. To every grammer nazi that reads this.
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