I'M GONNA BE KING OF THE PIRATES!

I'm Luffy and I'm going to eat all your meat!! (Hiatus: personal blog is strawharsanddelibirds)

[jpstandsforjustpatches]

I’m at SOUP

[imarubberman]

I wanna be at soup 🥺

[jpstandsforjustpatches]

SO YOU GONNA JOIN MY CREW YET OR NOT

I thought my answer of no was succinct and clear.

But I suppose if you’d like me to eat your crew I could always pop by for a visit, since you don’t seem to be getting my point.

[imarubberman]

Yeah come visit!! I'm on my ship!! We're at sea but that doesn't seem to matter much here!!

[buntrousled]

@imarubberman @sourtrout Are you guys happy now.

This is your fault.

[imarubberman]

HAIR!!!!

[sourtrout]

ECTO HAIR ECTO HAIR

[imarubberman]

ECHO HAIR ECHO HAIR

[buntrousled]

imarubberman‌:

Yep! I’m a rubber man. 

Do you really??

What do you mean magic hair?? Did you eat like a hair hair fruit or something? Cause I bet that’d be a really useless one

Well, I have no reason not to believe you I guess?

I didn’t eat any fruit for powers, I have magic that I can make solid and form into a body. Or hair, if I wanted to bring terror to the multiverse

[imarubberman]

You gotta do the hair...

[buntrousled]

imarubberman‌:

A fruit that you eat that gives you powers and makes it so you can never swim

And I could definitely swim before I ate the gum gum fruit. Like really good. Like really really really good for real. 

Also haha you’re bald

Huh… That sounds like a really weird fruit? But also kinda cool

I’m guessing the gum gum fruit turned you into rubber then? And sure I definitely believe that.

Yeah, I sure am. I could make magic hair if I wanted to but it looks weird

[imarubberman]

Yep! I’m a rubber man. 

Do you really??

What do you mean magic hair?? Did you eat like a hair hair fruit or something? Cause I bet that’d be a really useless one

[buntrousled]

imarubberman‌:

Oh so it’s not a devil fruit thing? 

So where’s your skin and why are you bald.

No, what’s a devil fruit?

I never had skin or hair… I’m not a skeleton who was ever human… Like, I’m alive and I was born like this.

I guess you come from a place that doesn’t have monsters, huh

[imarubberman]

A fruit that you eat that gives you powers and makes it so you can never swim

And I could definitely swim before I ate the gum gum fruit. Like really good. Like really really really good for real. 

Also haha you’re bald

[buntrousled]

imarubberman‌:

Yeah but are you like a rabbit skeleton or a skeleton rabbit which way are you

Uhh… I didn’t know the way around mattered??

I’m half skeleton half rabbit monster.

[imarubberman]

Oh so it’s not a devil fruit thing? 

So where’s your skin and why are you bald.

[imarubberman]

@buntrousled

Hey are you like a rabbit skeleton? 

[buntrousled]

I sure am! :]

I’m going to hazard a guess………. that you are a rubber man

[imarubberman]

Yeah but are you like a rabbit skeleton or a skeleton rabbit which way are you

[imarubberman]

@buntrousled

Hey are you like a rabbit skeleton? 

[jpstandsforjustpatches]

imarubberman‌:

Interesting

Join my crew

What?

[imarubberman]

Quit your job and join my pirate crew

[jpstandsforjustpatches]

imarubberman reblogged your post:

19

Now answer the questions

I’m a clown. And no.

[imarubberman]

Interesting

Join my crew

[imarubberman]

Hey what are you I see you

[jpstandsforjustpatches]

imarubberman‌:

Buggy lied to me!! I bet he can swim too

That bastard

Anyways what are you, and do you poop

How old are you?

[imarubberman]

19

Now answer the questions

[imarubberman]

Hey what are you I see you

[imarubberman]

@jpstandsforjustpatches Is this just a clown thing?? Do you also come apart??

[jpstandsforjustpatches]

Is what just a clown thing? Coming apart? Sure it is.

[imarubberman]

Buggy lied to me!! I bet he can swim too

That bastard

Anyways what are you, and do you poop

[imarubberman]

Hey what are you I see you

[imarubberman]

@jpstandsforjustpatches Is this just a clown thing?? Do you also come apart??

[imarubberman]

Hey what are you I see you

[imarubberman]

Franky said this would work is it working