King Shark

Hi, everyone. Don't freak out. Everyone freaks out when they first see me.

[imasharkdamnit]

Do you share the clasper part of shark anatomy?

Dude, I said not to make it weird. I don't ask about your junk. 

[imasharkdamnit]

most delicious looking hero?

Bane looks pretty delicious, nice and meaty. Huh, I guess he’s not really a hero, though. Nightwing looked pretty tasty. When, you know, he was alive and stuff. 

Ummmm I guess I’ll go with Shining Star. He seems like he’d taste like a winner. 

[imasharkdamnit]

How do you type with fins?

I don't. I have fingers. They're way more useful out of water, let me tell you. Man, fins would suck for typing.

[imasharkdamnit]

What are your thoughts on some heroes?

Well I think a lot of their costumes look silly. But I guess they're pretty alright. When they're not trying to kill me. That's not cool, guys. I wouldn't try to kill you for no good reason! 

[imasharkdamnit]

If you could kiss any one person right now, who would it be?

....Do I have to kiss them? Can I just eat them instead?

[ohdakuwaqa]

Shark Friends at Central Perk!

[trynottodrown]

design

[madisonclement]

…. There’s are many reasons as to why Gotham’s fallen to shit, and you are one of them.

[imasharkdamnit]

Hey. The bunnies are they ones leaving droppings all over the place, not me!

[madisonclement]

The next time a girl scout tells you it’s freshly squeezed lemonade, don’t listen. PS- their cookies are stale this year.

[imasharkdamnit]

The girls scouts taste a little stale this year, too.

[paveitforward]

[ssamdee]

IT BEGINS. With a shark. Because it’s me.

[wolverxne]

[thelse-deactivated20150604]

[tastefullyoffensive]

thelse: human why are you in cage

[imasharkdamnit]

Bunnies for breakfast. What a way to start the day!

[imasharkdamnit]

hencethename replied to your post:YEAH ALL YOU CAN EAT BUNNY BUFFET!! IT’S MY LUCKY...

Would ya eat all the ones in my bedroom first? A man can’t fuckin’ rest when his shit’s covered in white fur. It feels like the start of a bad 80s porno.

Sure! Just tell me where your room is and I'm there. Uh, it might take a while, though. I have a lot to eat in between here and there. 

[imasharkdamnit]

misfited-charlie replied to your post:YEAH ALL YOU CAN EAT BUNNY BUFFET!! IT’S MY LUCKY...

Repeat after me: I am a nice shark,not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Rabbits are friends, not food.

Repeat after me: Rabbits are delicious. 

[imasharkdamnit]

YEAH ALL YOU CAN EAT BUNNY BUFFET!! IT'S MY LUCKY DAY!!