This Blog Is Anti-Tomatoes

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[ghostextremist]

has this been done before

[bathroomcube]

do you still love me? even if im a little weird?

[bathroomcube]

awwww... you make me blush :)

[harrytheehottie]

[max1461]

ten years of fighting and when shit hits the fan tumblr instantly has reddit’s back. the greatest enemies to lovers story ever told.

[max1461]

you understand

[dropthedemiurge]

Oops, my hand slipped–

[doggendoodle]

humanizations of websites have returned. nature is healing, capitalism is the virus

[themythicalcodfish]

THE FANART

[ft-rj]

[pierog]

[nllick]

The barbie memes are all over social media so...

[ponchopeligroso]

every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes

[girlinyourphone]

and I don't want the world to see me cuz I don't think that they'd understand when everything's made to be broken I just want you to know who I am

[depsidase]

[crimsonclad]

I saw a bumper sticker and thought “is that seductive Daffy Duck” and then when I looked closer I realized it was actually a fishing bumper sticker but also. also it is still very much seductive Daffy Duck???? somehow????????

[dykeisagender-deactivated202305]

one time i went through the taco bell drive thru and when i tried to order a baja blast i said “mountain boo bah” and then i just left. couldn’t recover

[getalittlemoreclosetome]

a friend of mine once went to order a beefy bean and cheese burrito but ordered a “beedo beedo” instead and i think of it every time i go to taco bell

[weisang]

[recklessmoss]

say what u want about the manscaped ads I know they are shit, all of them but the “evil, sinister, malcontent, balls” one puts me into fucking hysterics actually

[recklessmoss]

please this is SO funny

[recklessmoss]

HUH?!

[bigbadbutch]

[greelin]

being in a completely normal nonthreatening scenario & environment and thinking “i have GOT to get the fuck out of here” with the intensity of some trapped neurotic prey animal

[heavenlyhorses]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[aletheyass]

i must not afternoon nap. afternoon nap is the mind-killer. afternoon nap is the little death that brings total obliteration. i will face my afternoon sleepy tired and permit it to pass over and through me. and when it has gone i will turn the inner eye to see its path. where the afternoon sleepy tired has gone there will be nothing. only i will remain

[shaggy-n-scooby]

What should Scoob and I eat?

Sandwiches

Pizza

Voting ended onFeb 8, 2023