☆STAR☆

come on and smash, follow me so you see me on your dash

[snailofkale]

I spent an embarrassingly long time working on this shitty ass meme

[straycatj]

Hi mr j, this is my cat, his name is No. he can be very naughty, do you have any advice?

I don't have any because he can sit down politely as we can see his name... excellent!

[slitherpunk]

you heathens will reblog day specific posts any day of the week. i woke up thinking it was wednesday

[arcnoise]

happy wake up thinking it was wednesday sunday

[wizard-email]

it's fucking friday

[pikky126]

happy woke up thinking it was wednesday sunday but it was actually fucking friday tuesday

[memecucker]

Judicial immunity does not protect judges from suits stemming from administrative decisions made while off the bench, like hiring and firing decisions. But immunity generally does extend to all judicial decisions in which the judge has proper jurisdiction, even if a decision is made with "corrupt or malicious intent".[11] In 1997 West Virginia judge Troisi became so irritated with a rude defendant, he stepped down from the bench, took off his robe, and bit the defendant on the nose.[12] He pleaded no contest to state charges but was acquitted of federal charges of violating the defendant's civil rights.[13] He spent five days in jail and was put on probation.[14]

In the case of Mireles v. Waco (1991),[24] when a defense lawyer failed to appear for a scheduled hearing, the judge not only issued a bench warrant for his arrest, but instructed the police sent to arrest him to "rough him up a little" to teach him not to skip court dates. Although this was entirely unprofessional and possibly criminal, the judge was held, by the Supreme Court, to have absolute immunity from a lawsuit arising from the resulting beating, because the misbehavior occurred entirely within his activities as a judge presiding over a court.

Bro what the fuck

[drawthiere]

one person said yes and thats all the encouragement i need, heres the unfinished shitpost i drew last year happy utdr day drink responsibly <3

[mapsontheweb]

Grammatical gender of countries’ names in Croatian language

[imastarshootme]

[edgar-allan-possum]

[niyarest]

[lostherlemons]

[hellspawnmotel]

heathers au

[imastarshootme]

crash

[beepathan]

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

[fembutchboygirl]

Hi guys i'm so glad no one's doing april fAAAAAAAHHH AHHHHHH AAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO DID THSI

[comma-world]

[beardedmrbean]

[memeuplift]

[bannedtags]

The word Bald has also been banned since the 2017 purge, so it's blocked for both iOS and non-iOS users

things you are not allowed to be on tungl.hell:

a blonde a brunette a red head bald

[idratherhavecake-deactivated202]

at least we can still have blue hair and pronouns

[bannedtags]

only the truest of tumblr users will remain

[hp-up]

BOBO FROM KIRBY 64

[foreveriallyzombified]

nothing is funnier in the fucking world than when a simple customer service issue doesn’t get resolved immediately for somebody in England  and they get so fucking mad they’re like shaking crying spitting taking a picture for the local news of them holding the item they were dissatisfied with

[foreveriallyzombified]

[azem-ghale]

These are great though thinking back now I'm starting to think they print these for everyone to laugh at, you'll see on social media everybody making fun of them

[imastarshootme]

see, i think that too