Heyy everyone! I'm so sorry it's been like a week or something since I last posted 😭 I'll make this one a bit longer to make up for it!
I finished my final exam of the year on Friday (yayyy) so now I have unlimited time to write omo fics bc I'm unemployed😈
I've been thinking about how in the dark era, Dazai probably used to tease Chuuya all the time. So what if Chuuya decided to get his own back on him one day?
Maybe Dazai was planning on staying over at Chuuya's place because he had just been on a long solo mission, and it was much closer than his shipping container (he just wanted an excuse to share a bed with Chuuya).
Unfortunately for Dazai, the mission went on for longer than expected, plus he'd been drinking a lot of water since it was hot underneath all his bandages in summer, so he was desperately texting Chuuya in the car on his way back.
"Heyy shortass I'm 10 minutes away, but because I'm your favourite person like EVER, do me a favour and don't be in the bathroom when I get there because I have to pee :("
Chuuya was obviously still mad at Dazai for all of his constant teasing, so he decided to give him a taste of his own medicine and went into the bathroom just to irritate him.
When Chuuya heard Dazai frantically unlocking the front door and sprinting towards the bathroom a few minutes later, he started smirking to himself, knowing that he was about to get back at the brunet.
He ignored his partner rattling the door handle and begging him to open it until he noticed just how desperate Dazai really sounded, but by then it was already too late, since Dazai had started to pee himself by the time that Chuuya opened the door.
Chuuya couldn't help but laugh at Dazai when he saw the state that he was in: The most feared executive of the Port Mafia was bright red from embarrassment as pee ran down his legs, creating a huge puddle on Chuuya's floor that he knew he would need to clean up later. Dazai stood there frozen while his stream continued for almost two minutes straight before it finally trailed off.
The brunet glanced between Chuuya and his puddle before making a bolt for the door, clearly too ashamed to stick around and listen to his partner tease him for the rest of the night, especially since that was the first time in his life he had fully pissed himself.
Dazai wrapped his coat around himself to cover up the worst of the damage, which thankfully wasn't that noticeable since he was wearing black pants, retreating back into his shipping container to hide (and probably cry) thanks to his heavy sense of shame.
Chuuya texted him a couple of times to apologise for taking things too far, but Dazai had silenced his phone since he really didn't feel like talking to anyone- especially not Chuuya.
Dazai still looked pretty upset the next morning in their meeting, plus he had dark circles under his eyes as if he hadn't been sleeping properly. Chuuya tried to pass Dazai a note asking if he was alright, but the brunet refused to even take it from his hand, which answered Chuuya's question for him.
After the meeting, Chuuya cornered Dazai and hugged him before he could try to leave again, apologising quietly for being an asshole the day before, he even offered to make his partner dinner or take him out for drinks to make up for it.
A few minutes later, Dazai finally accepted Chuuya's apology and they both promised each other not to ever talk about it again.
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