I'm just here 🤷‍♀️

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If MC and Jake were cops:

MC: Fuck the police!

Jake: We are the police...

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MC: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?

'MC: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.

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MC: WHAT HAPPENED TO VALENTIN?!

J.K Night: He died.

MC: He WHAT!?

J.K Night: He died, but he's okay!

MC:.....Can you please clarify?

J.K Night: Clarification is for the weak.

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Jessy: I haven't slept for seventy-three hours.

MC: Eighty. Democratically elected leader of insomnia.

Jake: Bitch, it's been ninety for me. I'm going for an even one hundred.

Cleo: You guys are fucking terrifying.

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Hannah: Why are Jake and MC sitting with their backs to each other?

Jessy: They had a fight.

Hannah: Then why are they holding hands?

Jessy: They get sad when they fight.

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Roxy: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming

MC: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak

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Lilly: Jake isn’t answering their phone

MC: I’ll call

Lilly: Cleo and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Jake: Hello?

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Lilly: Hey, Jake? Can I get some dating advice?

Jake: Just because I'm with MC doesn't mean I know how I did it.

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MC: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.

Julius: Mine just says "Julius no."

MC: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

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MC: Truth or dare?

Jake: Truth.

MC: How many hours have you slept this week?

Jake:

Jake: Dare.

MC: Go to sleep.

Jake: I don't like this game.

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MC: ...This is one of those moments where it doesn't really matter what I have to say, isn't it?

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If MC actually went to duskwood:

MWAF, standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you, MC.

MC: How did you do that without turning around?

MWAF: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.

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*Cleo and Thomas sitting in jail together*

Cleo: So who should we call?

Thomas: I’d call MC, but I feel safer in jail

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Phil: Well, aren’t you all a rag-tag group of adults with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you’re out to find a murderer!

Cleo: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.

Dan: More or less, I guess...

Richy: That sounds awesome! Let’s do that!

Thomas: I’m new here, but I am open to the concept.

MC: I thought that’s what we were doing, guys, come on!

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*The Healing Characters reactions to being told ‘I love you’*

Valentin: Thanks fam!

Tim: oh no

Anna: *cries* I love you too

Roxy: Sounds fake but okay

Lucy: *A flustered mess*

Julius: can i get a refund