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The Sin of Love Masterlist

Story Summary: You're a Catholic hunter, and friend of the Winchesters and Co., who just so happens to be the Devil's soulmate.

Prologue • Chapter One • Chapter Two • Chapter Three • Chapter Four • Chapter Five • Chapter Six •

#supernatural #lucifer x reader #supernatural x reader #chuck supernatural #sam winchester #dean winchester #castiel #lucifer x Catholic!reader #bobby singer #michael spn #spn michael #gabriel spn #the sin of love #masterlist #the sin of love masterlist #onemillionbillions #Italian!reader #spn lucifer x reader

Leslie Bennett is a fucking awful parent

Like wtf you can’t just tell a drug addicted, depressed teenager that you don’t care if they kill themself, especially when it’s your child, that will make them actually fucking want and try to commit suicide

And what is this bullshit about “when you’re 18 you’re not my problem”

Fuck no, you don’t stop being a parent just because your kid is an adult

Anyways, all this to say that Fez and Ali need to just go off on Leslie for being such a shitty mother

#euphoria #leslie bennett #rue bennett #rue euphoria #euphoria season 2 #euphoria season two #bad parenting

#spider man no way home #spoilers #spider man: no way home #memes #meme

Just took Cbd oil, midol, ibuprofen, melatonin, lit a lavender and a evil eye protection candle

I’m pretty sure I’m about to see God

#me #shitposts #i feel like shit #got a sore throat too

Baseball fans on Tumblr, I have a story for you

When I was 5 years old me and my family were going on a vacation to Florida, and I was carrying my own car seat. As were going up on the escalator, I dropped the damn thing and it hit someone

Who did I drop it on?

Paul Molitor.

At 5 years old, I dropped my fucking car sear on Paul Molitor at the airport.

#ME #baseball #Paul molitor #baseball fans #past #memories #airport #airport stories #minnesota #minnesota twins #mlb #major league baseball #car seat

louisironson

Mac has educated himself enough to know that the proper term is “intersex” but is fundamentally stupid and biased enough to think that gay men should be allowed to use the women’s bathroom and I think that’s the true essence of Mr. Ronald McDonald

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What the everloving fuck

#reblog

my current hyper fixation is MHA, so have some League of Villains TikTok page headcanons

The first video they ever posted was a Dabi thirst trap, it is the only thirst trap on the channel, it got more than 30 million views and 20 million likes, and remains the most liked video on their channel

They have multiple shenanigan series, including:

Going through a drive through at 2 am

Twice and Toga doing TikTok dances

LOV karaoke nights (the most popular one was after Dabi revealed he was Touya, he sang 'Just Like You' by Three Days Grace)

Shigaraki gaming, the two most popular of those is him playing Stardew Valley, and him screaming at someone who was being misogynistic on Call of Duty

LOV movie nights, the videos of them watching Mamma Mia and Moulin Rouge went viral

Compress and Twice acting out scenes from Shakespeare plays (they did the balcony scene from Romeo and Juliet, the video was posted on June 1st and tagged #gayrights, which caused most alphabet mafia videos to be tagged TwicexCompress)

Another popular video is Spinner trying to make burgers, failing, and Dabi just cooking them with his hands

A video of Shigaraki accidentally disintegrating a doorknob

Toga on her period trying to attack Compress while Twice held her back, they never explained why

Twice shouting "Fuck me" from the top of a building, and hearing somebody reply, "When and where, sweetie?"

A MessyTok video compilation done by Dabi, detailing everything that Endeavor did to him and his family (Shoto commented 'no cap' on one video, and the Internet almost exploded)

Spinner calling Shigaraki a bitch, immediately followed by him running away from Kurogiri

Spinner and Dabi running away from the cops

Dabi doing the Macarena while wearing a BLM hat and an ACAB sweatshirt

Toga making a hopscotch video when some creep catcalled her, and then Spinner, Shigaraki, and Dabi all chasing the creep, no one speaks of what happened after

Once again, add on if you like

Um hey guess who's not dead

Anyway here's a new Obey Me! Idea:

RAD has another school musical, and they do Phantom of the Opera

Mc is obviously Christine

I refuse to accept anyone but Lucifer as The Phantom

My heart says Simeon would be Raoul

Solomon and And Barbatos play the managers

Asmo is going to convince everyone to let him play Carlotta, and not genderbent, oh no, he's wearing the dresses and wigs

They probably force Satan to play the Maestro

Mammon plays Piangi, and Beel is Buquet

Add on if you like

#obey me solomon #satan obey me #lucifer obey me #obey me mc #obey me imagines #simeon obey me #obey me simeon #shall we date beelzebub #obey me beelzebub #shall we date asmodeus #shall we date barbatos #obey me headcanons

Raise your hand if you think it's bullshit that american politicians get paid more than our teachers

There are six robins in my yard and I can't help but wonder if there's a bat near by

#batman #batman and robin #dc #dc comics #robin #robins #dick grayson #jason todd #time drake #damian wayne #stephanie brown #bruce wayne #gotham

THEY FUCKING FRIDGED LEMAR AND IT’S PISSING ME OFF I ACTUALLY LIKED HIM

#the falcon and the winter solider #falcon and the winter solider spoilers #the falcon and the winter solider spoilers #tfatws #fatws spoilers #fatws #lemar hoskins #john walker #battlestar #fridging #fridged

I wonder what Zemo thinks of Wanda, like, she’s Sokovian, but she worked for Hydra, Ultron, the Avengers, and she’s enhanced.

Also I swear if we don’t get any mentions of what happened in Wandavision, like not even a phone call to Sam saying something like, “Hey we can’t find Maximoff anywhere, just thought you should know”, I’ll be very upset.