a low key image description blog

Hi ya'll! This is a casual image description side blog. I'm still learning and getting better at describing images. Feedback on description technique is welcome! Images with descriptions generated by me will be rebogged here. [Avatar image description: an illustration of a cluster of yellow/orange flowers. Header image description: an orange and yellow abstract painting with black and dark blue accents. The accents form a shape similar to a sound wave illustration. end description]

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oh gosh, this blog has gained a bunch of followers in the past few weeks! unfortunately my own disability now makes it hard for me to type, so I'm unlikely to revive this blog and describe anything new. sorry y'all! I hope the archives continue to be helpful 💚

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

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[image description: white text over a black background in the Law & Order: SVU font that reads “I WANNA / TAKE A NAP / SLEEPY VICTIMS UNIT”. end description]

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[thelastpilot]

oh

[always-thirsty-pocket]

100% stealth

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[Image description: two photographs of a cat. The first photograph shows an orange cat sitting in a sunlit doorway, with its shadow behind it. The second photo is of the same scene but the "shadow" has opened its eyes and was actually a black cat of similar size and shape to the orange one all along. End description]

[2gays1cup-deactivated20240227]

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[Image description: a screenshot of a post that reads "I'm done [four crying-laughing emojis]" followed by a photo of a dirty plate with a knife and fork on it. End description]

[enoughtohold]

who is she

[regularlesbian]

woman seeking woman. i’m six feet tall, fashionable, and enjoy long walks through brackish estuary water off the coast of virginia

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[Image description: a photograph of infographic text on a building's window that reads "The Chesapeake Bay is surprisingly shallow. A six-foot tall woman can wade through over 700,000 acres of the bay without wetting her hat". End description]

[thoodleoo]

this is from the wikipedia page for hades and have no idea if it’s true or not but i really hope it is because there are few things funnier to me than the idea of hades in the underworld banging on the ceiling with a broomstick because the mortals upstairs are slapping the earth at 3 am to get his attention

[thoodleoo]

5 or so people have tagged this with ‘1-800-ARE YOU SLAPPING’ and i’d just like to say y’all are people after my own heart

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[Image description: a screenshot of some text that reads "When the Greeks propitiated Hades, they banged their hands on the ground to be sure he would hear them". End description]

[whackermanjunior]

me: *sees a borzoi*

me: 

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[Image description: a screenshot of a youtube video for the song Just Like Them Horses by Reba McEntire. End description]

[teenangst018]

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[Image description: a white T-shirt with black text that reads "NEVER SMOKE WEED" in all caps, with the word "shitty" written in a tiny font inbetween "SMOKE" and "WEED". End description]

[faunmoss]

fun fact is that actually, bb-8 is doing the naruto run throughout the entirety of the movie(s)

[tentacleteapot]

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[Image description: an animated gif of a scene from Star Wars: The Force Awakens which shows BB-8 rolling forward very quickly with its head very far forward over its body. End description]

[pandadad]

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[Image description: a screenshot of a tumblr reblog notification. The added comment reads "this is good advice but don't tell me what to do". End description]

[zsx-cbr]

[psychoticrambling]

my crystal ball says you really fucked up this time

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[Image description: a photo of a crystal ball that is also a computer monitor. The crystal ball is showing Microsoft Window's infamous Blue Screen of Death. End description]

[medusabraids]

alt j: dnisisnsijjssji sbianisnis hold me on top of your tiny horse and devour me like a lozenge 

me: 

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[Image description: a still image of the animated cartoon character Space Ghost mid-movement, looking like he’s dancing. End description]

[unflatteringcatselfies]

He slowly slid off the couch and ended up like this and started to fall asleep out of spite. This isn’t even the weirdest thing he’s done.

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[Image description: two photographs of a cat in a position that looks very uncomfortable and awkward. Its back legs are stretched out while its body is hunched over. The cat is ensconced in a blue blanket. End description]

[nucleic-friend-deactivated20171]

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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[Image description: four images of The Count from Sesame Street. In each image he is showcasing a different number - the numbers 1 to 4 in numerical order. The images and text are a reference to the lyrics of song Bodies by Drowning Pool. End description]

[mostlycatsmostly]

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[Image description: a photo of a cat lying on some grass. Behind the cat's head are two tall dandelion puffs that give the appearance of alien antennae. End description]

[meladoodle]

Saw this sign and panicked. I have 45kgs of cheese now and I don’t know what to do

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[Image description: a photograph of two roadside signs. The closer one reads "CHEESE SHOP OPEN" in all caps. The second sign, a few metres behind the first, is handwritten and reads "LAST CHEESE FOR MILES" in all caps.

[bob-belcher]

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[Image description: a screenshot of a tweet and accompanying photos by "girl of rumor" @bedsafely. The tweet reads "I got Ham a new bed and set it down while I unloaded groceries. You're welcome, I guess. Bye." The attached photos show a black cat pulling a cat bed almost as big as itself, up a flight of stairs with its mouth, and disappearing onto the upper level. End description]