Friends, Waffles & Work

Or waffles, friends and work. But work has to come third.

[lucatiel]

My Printer: ZZZZZZWZWZWZZZAAZWHHHHZZZZZAAZWWAAZKADJASKLJAAKSALFJSDKLJSDK

Me, afraid with tears in my eyes: Dont say that 

[meladoodle]

ur mcm has “studied at hogwarts” and “fluent in sarcasm” on his facebook profile

[ruinedchildhood]

[imjustgonnagoread]

job application: describe your most recent leadership role

me: sometimes at crosswalks i'm the first one to start jaywalking and everyone follows me

[quakerjoe]

[alloverthegaf]

I can’t believe Miss Congeniality, a movie from 2001, tackles internalised sexism, women’s self-defence and rape (”did you report him? “no, that stuff happens all the time.” “no, no it doesn’t!”) and shows the story of a tough, independent woman learning that she can still be all of that, and so can other women, while still being beautiful and sexy

[alloverthegaf]

also, competing women supporting each other??

“which one of these… is… the lipstick…”

*huge group of women freak out and converge on her to help her prepare*

[alloverthegaf]

HER WHOLE FINAL PERFORMANCE IS LITERALLY JUST TEACHING WOMEN HOW TO DEFEND THEMSELVES FROM ASSAILANTS

[alloverthegaf]

AND I FORGOT ABOUT CALIFORNIA SHOUTING TO THE CROWD ABOUT “I WANNA LET ALL THE LESBIANS KNOW, IF I CAN MAKE IT TO THE TOP 10, SO CAN YOU”

[alloverthegaf]

“I realised that these women are smart, terrific people, who just want to make a difference in the world.”

“For me, this experience has been one of the most rewarding, and liberating experiences of my life.”

[lesbianfosurr-deactivated201706]

Netflix and…rest my head on your thigh while you run your fingers through my hair continuously

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

me, thinking about how deeply flawed the modern world is: this shit is bananas *deep sigh* b - a - n - a - n - a - s  :(

[playbill]

Broadway’s Waitress Will Welcome Betsy Wolfe in Leading Role

[thrashbeatles]

there’s a million things i haven’t done, but just you wait.

[impastabowl]

[j0shdngr-deactivated20151111]

chill it’s cos your rare

[maplesuhtori]

the entire female population of east asia is rare?

[amoying]

homie ur about to be cooked medium rare and sacrificed

[littlechaosgremlin]

Omg

[morethanonepage]

[hillarygayle-deactivated2015021]

It got better

[dearhappydodie-blog-deactivated]

“6 years ago I entered a @rhettandlink competition by singing a cover of their song, and it inspired me to start making videos 🙃”

[oceanssapart]

calor. heat. anoche. last night. dolor. pain. that’s right. llàmame. call me. azul. blue. àmame. love me. perhaps i do.

[sjuki]

[cloperella]

I was thrilled to pieces when I saw this scene. Disney could have written Gideon off like some bully character who never really amounted to anything, or got what was coming to him like a lot of those characters do in their movies.  Gideon made something of himself. He’s a pastry chef, something that’s not traditionally a job for men in media. And as soon as Judy speaks to him, he immediately apologizes to her. He doesn’t try to shrug it off as no big deal, or say that it was just boys being boys or whatever; he knows he hurt her, and he owns up to it. And Judy immediately forgives him. 

Well done, Disney. 

[hedgethodge]

Also the language that he used is not something that he would have most likely grown up hearing/using. Describing his failings as self-doubt that manifested into “unchecked rage and aggression” sounds SO MUCH like therapy speak. So he’s either gotten counseling to help him with some of his problems, or sought out literature to help himself. A++ disney :)

[inactive1346597623595641352]

This movie is a treasure.

[imjustgonnagoread]

Harry in every book: You knew about this the entire time and you didn't tell me?

Dumbledore in every book: lol yea

[nonbinarysapphic]

reblog if ur lgbt and have a bad eyesight

trying to prove a point to my oculist

[nonbinarysapphic]

i love how fast this is getting notes.. we’re all bonding over not being able to see shit

[c0nsequencess]

i guess you could say we’re bonding over the fact that we can’t see straight

[giant-black-cat-huh]

reblogging again for this ^

[invisiblechange]

“The books transported her into new worlds and introduced her to amazing people who lived exciting lives. She went on olden-day sailing ships with Joseph Conrad. She went to Africa with Ernest Hemingway and to India with Rudyard Kipling.”            - Roald Dahl, Matilda