Aleksandra Waliszewska

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Keni
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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Stranger Things
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Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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Jules of Nature
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@immoralize
Aleksandra Waliszewska
yeah i use this pro gamer technique called "hitting every single button frantically with my little raccoon hands until something happens" you probably wouldn't get it it's really advanced
me at work: im evil
1 second after i clock out: not evil anymore i want to be loved now
next day at work: evil again
When u hold your hand out to a cat and they close their eyes and bump it with their forehead reblog if u agree
Han Kang, Human Acts (translated by Deborah Smith)
alien
significant other: i love you so much
me, a person with anxiety: …but you like secretly hate me right
please don’t cosplay at school
Sorry I wasn’t paying attention I was pressing on my eyes for a color show extravaganza
Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*
My cat: Father is…evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.
The spiritual successor to Miette
Might I also add
May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit
Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children
I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from “i can has”. Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they’re talking about.
My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang
Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.
My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang
Me: ksst!
My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she’s been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!
Me: ok
My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang
Can haz snackytreat
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Yes, my two cats are exactly like this.
Gay women are allowed to do whatever
"she blew up a planet" okay and? your homophobia is showing
The last panel of that comic gives me some serious flashbacks to the spongebob movie
This is the funniest explanation for Boney M. anyone could ever have given, lmao.