Illogical&Irrational

Just another girl who dyes her hair too much

[pteridophytafloris]

Aleksandra Waliszewska

[valtsv]

yeah i use this pro gamer technique called "hitting every single button frantically with my little raccoon hands until something happens" you probably wouldn't get it it's really advanced

[twoguysonebeartrap]

me at work: im evil

1 second after i clock out: not evil anymore i want to be loved now

next day at work: evil again

[fartfartlbalahaahahahaahaha]

[xxziggystardust]

[anxietyproblem]

[wootn]

When u hold your hand out to a cat and they close their eyes and bump it with their forehead reblog if u agree

[primulaceas]

Han Kang, Human Acts (translated by Deborah Smith)

[homietwt]

alien

[marinashutup]

significant other: i love you so much

me, a person with anxiety: …but you like secretly hate me right

[clubsdeuce]

please don’t cosplay at school

[disubiquity-deactivated20180103]

[clubdreamm-deactivated20210114]

Sorry I wasn’t paying attention I was pressing on my eyes for a color show extravaganza

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is…evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[explorerrowan]

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from “i can has”. Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they’re talking about.

[dualclock]

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she’s been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

[notcaycepollard]

[callmebliss]

Can haz snackytreat

[ladyshinga]

(source)

[alexaloraetheris]

Yes, my two cats are exactly like this.

[primordial-fungus-monolith]

Gay women are allowed to do whatever

[primordial-fungus-monolith]

"she blew up a planet" okay and? your homophobia is showing

[tonirenea-art]

💕🐍

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[the-king-of-lemons]

[charlesoberonn]

[illusioncanthurtme]

The last panel of that comic gives me some serious flashbacks to the spongebob movie

[electricalmayhemical]

[catchymemes]

[jackmeister]

This is the funniest explanation for Boney M. anyone could ever have given, lmao.