I've seen the Multiverse.

The world is not as you were fortold. Living, for millenia truly will warp your perspective. But after enduring the trials and tribulations , you have learned much. You have seen the evils of the universe, and you have known her great boons. Now, all you wonder, is where you will go now? Granted the gift of immortality, you wander the stars, righting those wrongs. You are 968 sweeps old, and you have all the time in existence on your hands. [Indie Eridan Ampora, occasionally nsfw] Your trolltag is highbloodHipster and you speak wwith a vvery wweird and sort of wwavvy soundin accent. . Headcanon ==>

[outofcontextbonappetit]

[immortalaquarius]

Ivve been falling through dimensions listening to "carry on my wwaywward son" on repeat for the last 100 years please help 

[immortalaquarius]

its as if evvery temporal force in the fuckin multivverse wwants me to be lost 

but i am Eridan motherfucker Ampora 

not evven time can stop me

[immortalaquarius]

so ah... wwho remembers me?

[thepehbat]

GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS!

[bioshockinfinites-deactivated20]

[outofcontextdnd]

"Everyone in a 10ft radius of where the gargoyle suplexed the half-elf from 100ft in the air, is covered in blood…"

The DM after one member of the party felt like experimenting with fall damage. (via outofcontextdnd)

[niwindustries]

The persistent challenge facing the modern mage is the need for a consistent mana source in an ever changing combat environment and the stealth needed for the mage to finish reciting his spells without being detected by the enemy.  With the patented BakTac™ Ghillie suit system, you can carry your favorite mana rich vegetation on you at all times.  The BakTac™ system allows you to create a mini Eco-system you can pull from whenever necessary.  Add high mana generating poison spiders and black adders to the mix for on the fly sacrifices needed for spell boosts when encountering pinch situations. Paired with the TuffTome™ digital display spell book, the modern mage now boasts the most compact magic systems in history, ready for any challenge in the modern battlefield. 

[diamante-envenenado]

[ibelieveinher]

The Doctor confuses declarations of insanity with insults to his fashion sense.

[riveralwaysknew]

the traumas of having worn a vegetable as an accessory. 

[kittiezandtittiez]

[momoiid]

tentacle Therapist

[immortalaquarius]

kaekatvantas said: NOT CALL PEOPLE THE COMMON FOLK. HOW ABOUT YOU.

uh i didnt mean it in a bad wway just like yaknoww evveryday avverage folk/

not any fancy otherwworldy aliens

[immortalaquarius]

so... ... Wwhat does the common folk do nowwadays

[immortalaquarius]

Okay that's it the next person who tries to tell me about 'our lord and Savior Jesus Christ ' is getting thrown into a satanic dimension. 

[immortalaquarius]

i swwear i can still feel that goo

[lousontiptoes]

raise your hand if you’ve ever been disgusted by your own fandom…

[alphacrowley]

[thepastryalchemist-deactivated2]

if you don’t raise your hand, chances are you’re the one your fandom is disgusted with