A Real Mindfuck

“ If it's possible, I might be       becoming immune to boobies...                         《 Wade ▪ Hebert 》 20-something | M | Sandy Shores [ Independent GTA5 Blog ] body, a:hover {cursor: url(http://cur.cursors-4u.net/cursors/cur-6/cur560.cur), progress !important;}

[nervousxron]

     ”—— Well, c’mon out. Ain’t no one gonna bite ya. I mean, T might, but he’s sleepin’ right now.”

[immunetoboobies]

" --Ya think so?" No one was probably going to bite him the first place, but of course Ron had to put the idea into his head with the figure of speech. That said, the place he'd been hiding in also happened to be a near dilapidated, salt-encrusted shack just on the coast of the Alamo. A stellar residence for one such as himself, surely. " --Ain't so bad here though...real quiet like. Better than that place up in Los Santos."

[immunetoboobies]

[nervousxron]

     ”Wade…? How long you been in there?”

[immunetoboobies]

" --Couple'a days? Ain't no where else to go, so I just..."

[methmeister-blog]

"————-Do you ever, like, wonder about snakes? Like, where’d the legs go? Why?" Chef squinted at his own questions, leaning back forward with some difficulty from his place laying on the mattress. "Hand it over, you’ve been hogging the blunt for like, uh—" Time was hard to keep track of. "—-Too long."

[immunetoboobies]

" --Maybe they ain't even have any ta start with, like they just came up and outta the sea on their bellies like it weren't no problem they don't got legs." Wade was probably the last person to discuss the mechanics of evolution with, admittedly -- even when on a semi intellectual stoner high. Boy didn't even know half of these things to start with by default, actually. He'd then proceed to take a final toke of the blunt before passing it off to the other, shoulders shrugging in indication that he didn't even know how long it'd been.

[the-king-of-things]

What's your biggest disappointment?

"Wade."

[immunetoboobies]

[nervousxron]

"I’m almost 48 years old, Wade. That’s… two years short’a 50. I’m gettin’ t’ be old, I can’t do that shit no more. ‘specially not with Junie around, what kinda dad would that make me?" He leaned back slightly, looking out the window. "You got friends that’d be more’n happy to smoke up with ya, right? What about that Ellie girl, she do that?" She didn’t seem the type, but it wouldn’t hurt to ask.

[immunetoboobies]

" --Trevor don't have any problem doin' the stuff still 'nd he's already older than ya." In fact it was surprising that Philips was even still alive at such a nice, ripe age considering some of the things he'd done.

" --But, I guess you're right--" Accompanied with a slight expression of sadness, "I dunno, those guys that always hang out by the Alamo are always ready ta light up with me, but they ain't exactly my friends. 'Nd Ellie, she don't seem the type, but I guess I never did ask her..." 

[nervousxron]

"You’re on meth, kid — I ain’t."

[immunetoboobies]

" --Yeah well, you could be on it too 'gain. If ya ever wanted ta, I guess." Don't encourage destructive behavior Wade.

" --Ain't much like it used to be without ya Ron." Was he still hung up on the 'good old days'? Maybe, but when your only friends happened to be your weird coworkers and a few clown faced drifters it wasn't that hard to look fondly back on something like that.

[nervousxron]

"I ain’t been up this late ‘n years."

[immunetoboobies]

" ------The sun ain't even up yet, Ron." Which meant that it wasn't late at all. "Maybe you're gettin' too old ta stay up though?"

[forgetathousandthings-deactivat]

ron jakowski is a gift that should be treasured for the ages

[immunetoboobies]

lilyxsaunders replied to your post:so that why was ic not ooc?

//unlike toast i just drive into the water.

// --alamo sitter 4 lyf

[immunetoboobies]

methmeister replied to your post:so that why was ic not ooc?

(tbh i drive into water to avoid cops all the time in gta LMAO)

// --like i do that on the beach and stuff, since cops will go right into the ocean, but never in the alamo

[immunetoboobies]

so that why was ic not ooc?

// --well, it was ooc technically, i mean-- i was playing gtao and saw some other player drive right into the fucking water while being chased by cops, and i felt as though it was a very accurate 'everyday life in sandy shores' situation.

[immunetoboobies]

lilyxsaunders replied to your post:Wow what?

"….not me."

" --If ya say so."

[nubb]

adventures with Wade

[immunetoboobies]

Wow what?

" --So I'm standing up on the hill over the Alamo 'nd I see some 'diot drive a cart right inta it. 'Nd it's kinda one of those things that ya just can't take your eyes off 'o once it happens. Like a trainwreck or somethin'."

[immunetoboobies]

wow

wow

[nervousxron]

"This… this better not be what I think i—— Oh my God, it’s exactly that, ain’t it.”

[immunetoboobies]

" --I saw some white bits stickin' out a little while after I picked it up when I passed under one of them lights. Bone, looked like."

" --Probably's just some spoiled stew or somethin', though." Definite wishful thinking, considering his half knowledge of what went into that stew -- if that's even just what it was.