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We were going to do a “Top 10 Awful Displays of Sexism on Fox News” video, but the clips just kept rolling in. Here are 70.

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I want to throw up

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Uhm.. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!?

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😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒

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just FYI, the fifth guy from the top saying “you’re making a mistake” is Gavin McInnes, the founder of VICE and now a Fox News contributor and rabid antifeminist.

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possibly my favourite scene from anything ever

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ok what the hell is the x files

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This video is the reason I started watching the x files

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This explains those Supernatural episodes

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“and then he looked at his son like he was gonna kill him. you know, ‘you bring me a bimbo blonde, bimbo talks italian!‘”

meryl streep on auditioning for king kong

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i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

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This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

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so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

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omfg

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why we need sex ed part ten million in a series

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Change your

Tooth brush every 1-3 months Workouts every 3 months Pillows every year Matress every 7 years Running shoes every 3-6 months.

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what about my bra

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When the wire starts coming out and keeps shanking you in the titty

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me

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I’m just cookin pizza!

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this truth tea is too hot

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don’t settle for anyone who doesn’t look at you the way Oscar Isaac looks at someone when they’re speaking

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*fully embraces wine mom culture at age 19*

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As a British person I can confirm that this is 100% accurate.

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One time I was playing the sims and I wanted to make me and mike but I wanted to make us separately and have us meet. But when I moved into my house, I had this sexy ass neighbor. I figured I could have a fling with him and break it off and get with Mike later but then the neighbors kid got attached to me and I couldn’t just end it when I was so close to his daughter. I really cared about him too.

So the only thing I could do was have it end in tragedy. That way I wouldn’t have to break up with the guy and I could adopt his daughter to stay close to her. He passed away peacefully on fire in the kitchen. Now in previous games, when a kid is taken away by CPS, the next kid you adopt is the same kid. Welp that didn’t carry over into sims 4 so the daughter ended up being taken away and erased from the game by the great sims deity.

I’m a sentimental man, so I kept neighbor mans tombstone around. I’d occasionally chat with his ghost, but he seemed cold to me. I can’t help but thinking he was a bit mad his daughter no longer existed. But this escalated once I started seeing Mike. His ethereal visits became more frequent and more hostile, usually breaking my electronics or creating a mess. But he went overboard when he started the fire.

Being a sim the died in a fire, his ghost had certain abilities specific to his death (setting fires). He got pissed because I kissed Mike so he set my couch on fire that ended up barricading us in the bedroom. Now I couldn’t find the fire alarm in buy mode and I hadn’t had the foresight to predict my spiteful ghost died-in-a-fire ex boyfriend would be an afterlife arsonist to care about it that much so a lot of the house had burned by the time I could get the FD there.

After having almost nothing covered by insurance (thanks Obama), Mike sat me down to have a talk with me. While I couldn’t understand him, I imagine he said “What the fuck you need to deal with your crazy ass ex boyfriend ghost. This never would have happened if you weren’t a thirst little sim bitch and dated me first.”

I approached the grave. It was time to release him. He was waiting for me. He knew this was the end. That after this, there was no coming back from the afterlife. I know he tried to kill me, and he knows I got his daughter deleted, but at that moment, it was just like old times. Telling each other jokes 27 times in a row until he would have sex with me.

We had a final ghostly embrace and he was gone. I sold his tombstone for 300 bucks and bought a microwave.