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Alien gender binary.

10001gecs

#now I'm thinking this video was inspo for the song

memories-of-ancients

Just wasted a lot of time doing this

See how many world cities you can name. Features an interactive map and statistics.

mikerickson

Named 700 cities, with a total population of 15.22%. I was fighting for my fucking life trying to hit at least 15%, I could've really padded my numbers if I wasn't drawing a blank on the "smaller" Indian, Chinese, and African Great Lakes cities.

v171

Yo this shit is hard.

My problematic take is that I thought it was pretty clear that Kim wasn't interested in purchasing the cheesecake.

#she was just being nice #but in her southern way she clearly didn't want to just say #no sorry not interested

mikerickson

Our 13-way primary race to replace our retiring incumbent House representative still doesn't have a clear front-runner, but some Texas-based nonprofit is going ham attacking one candidate in particular.

#all my homies hate sue altman #I love that these don't even endorse anyone else #fuck you in particular

I'm likely too ingratiated into online gay spaces, but I make it a point to avoid the phrase "born and bred". Like not only was I born there, I was continuously rawdogged there as well.

How it feels being born in a 31 day month

kushblazer666

nobody does it like tumblr

mikerickson

Just did a yoga class for the first time in about honest-to-god fifteen years. Now I was never particularly flexible, but at times the instructions really felt like, "lift up your right leg back behind you... palms off the mat... slowly raise your upper body... left leg completely off the floor..." I thought, "bitch are we levitating?" And I look over and she's levitating.

#initially I'm like #oh let's do a yoga class and then play racquetball #bitch I'm pulverized #I'm out for the weekend

I loooooove muting other people on Teams calls. I'll mute my boss, I'll mute the CFO. Not only are you loud but you lack technological awareness. BOOP shut the fuck up.

Some real bangers at the thrift store today.

I made the mistake of watching one (1) youtube video on tennis, and now the algorithm won't stop pushing tutorial videos from a man who looks like he was designed in a lab to be a tennis instructor (with cake).